/cum/

I rinsed with water isn't that good enough?

youtube.com/watch?v=cMOAXm94VWo
i said make a new thread not a weird one, ale.

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No. Brush, AND floss too.

actually I googled it. brushing immediately after drinking soda is bad. so fuck it, idc anymore. if you can wait 30 min, do it, if not...

I don't want toőöôõò

and how can you put that straw up your nose
when you know how coke is manufactured?

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you dont like my thread?

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I will brush if I am still up in 30 minutes.

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the boots are weird, but because you're sad about it I'll change my mind.

brush next time u pee

good.

Idk if I will pee before morning though. Maybe if i fap that will make me need to pee?

umm thats our culture youre disrespecting you bigot

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calling me a bigot was very rude, ale.
Hurt my feelings.

drink a lot of liquids real quick, even if u fall asleep ull wake up to peepee and then u brush teeth :3

What is the best blueface song?
Thotiana or Bleed It?

good

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Have you ever noticed that the Sprite from Taco Bell has a really strong taste?

Idk. Feeling self hatred for drinking coke. Gonna fast to atone. 3 days minimum no food. Starting 7am now as count.

not feeling it

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youtube.com/watch?v=LHQqqM5sr7g

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FUCK xi jinping and FUCK the chinese communist party

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yikes. u a fat boi or ED boi?

I'm a skeleton what does ED mean?

eating disorder
>I'm a skeleton
that's a yes.

I don't really have anything against Xi or the CCP, but I really dislike the Chinese as a people

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6687123/Mother-arrested-children-calling-transgender-woman-man.html

LOL thoughts on this one, Ale?

I have no eating disorder, I am just a NEET and OMAD

Taiwan (girls feet) #1

Oh sweatie... ED means Erectile Dysfunction...

what's your eating schedule like? why OMAD? whhat do u eat?

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Wtf
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6690873/Mouse-tied-bottle-tortured-stick-caught-chewing-phone-charger.html

God tier cum poster fucking legend

No schedule. OMAD because I only eat when parents cook dinner. Some days I snack on boiled eggs, I had chips and coke earlier, but that is like a once a year fuckup.

>Mouse tied bottle tortured stick caught chewing phone charger
That is one bonkers URL

The white response

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The nigger response

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Hellllooo mama

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I'm off to bed. Good night lads.

Gn

>mom has a mechanic appointment this morning
>asks me last night to drive my brother and sister to school since she'll be busy
>get up early and get dressed
>light comfy snowfall
>pick up Tim's to surprise them with on my way to my mom's
>pick them up and talk about classes and projects on the way there
>drop them off
>say we love each other
>go home and play video games
Sometimes life is really nice.

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Well, shucks. If that ain't as Canadian as a cup of Tim's and a bag of milk, then sir I dandy well can't live on this Earth anymore, no I can't.

i only slept like 5 hours

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are they 5'

Just made a drawing, call it "An American House"

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Bump

Telling your siblings you love each other is gay as fuck.
You tryna fuckem or what

You forgot the "Eh, bud?"

The absolute state of Germany. The familial bond should be cherished.

Yeah cherished by being a creepy incest freak

>the Holocaust
>the immigration crisis
>no love for family
That settles it; Germans are unfeeling monsters.

Kek I read this exact same comment. It's the DM story about that poo torturing a mouse, right?

good morning

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youtube.com/watch?v=u0qLqowRUgA

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Tacky and gay culture

a

morning, little user.

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hmm.

god i want to kms so bad

m.youtube.com/watch?v=JU9TouRnO84

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Some really terrible threads on Jow Forums today

Want a jewish GF desu

At least the janitor has been deleting sojak threads

>

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My chest is sore from yesterday’s workout. Help

>tfw tired

good morning /cum/

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Its doms, it lasts 3 days

you're working out wrong

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youtu.be/_fbCcWyYthQ

youtube.com/watch?v=XwvmpVbggCU

does joe rogan reall do that

at least once per podcast.

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me on the left

>good morning sweetie

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looks like a man here

el diablo

I saw nigger with beautiful white russian woman.
Wtf! In MY country

Through the gates of hell

did you report them to the local chechens

he no longer has use of his legs, yes?

Asian guy gave me the side eye when I was walking with my Asian gf

finally told my therapist, whe said that i need to be emotionally strong
next week im gonna tell her that i know about hormones and all about my life plan

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got a voicemail from one of my friends last night (I was already asleep) crying and saying something I couldn't understand, except for a part where she said something is "really bad" and to call her back
called her this morning and it went straight to voicemail
she's been suicidal and depressed btw
what do lol

did you ever give her any sign that this is how you felt before

filthy race mixer. your time will come