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putting themselves into debt to impress people they don't know
don't get sucked into the game

Honhons into the void

like this apu

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Kingdom of England and Wales

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same, he told me 2 minutes max

Nah, some of them genuinely just have money

no you didn't, he's probably asleep

search the catalog

Probably given money by their parents or come into an inheritence. It’s unusual to be independently wealthy in your early 20s.

based

No. Someone called Zubaida Haque.

Any gaylord nerds in?

So how do they all appear that way then? Do they have secret jobs or what? It can't be credit, living on credit is temporary

off down saino's for luncho

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Always used my knife to check the cruchyness of my toast but my flatmate came in and started shouting about how dangerous it was. Is this some new reddit meme or something?

PENGuin

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My perception of time is fucked up. I think I must have brain damage

"Don't use it as an insult. There's nothing wrong with being gay."

idiot fool

You told us that tomorrow.

You'll blow yourself out of the window you mong

shan't be taking orders

dumb crossposter

Nah I'm serious. I think I have something wrong with me where I don't perceive time properly

always use my toaster to check how hot the bath is

>living on credit is temporary
brainlet detected
i'm literally playing ponzi scheme with 4 different banks and will move to india to fake my own death when i need to

>replying to a 30 minute old post

What
Yeah but that's LARP though realistically you can't

Kek BTFO

Unless the people you have on social media are predominantly in finance or other careers that pay a well above average salary a few years after graduation then they probably do just get money from their parents. Went to a private school and a significant number of the people I went to school with constantly post conspicuous consumption virtually all paid for by their parents. Not sure why - if I asked my dad to give me £5,000 to go to Bali for two weeks he’d probably punch me.
One notable weird exception to this is girls in their early to mid 20s who go out with tradesmen in their mid 20s to early 30s - that’s just a weird parasitic relationship where the guy offers up all his money in the form of designer goods and holidays so he gets a few years of shagging a reasonably attractive girl.

Haha that's how it feels sometimes yes. What causes this?

>tfw 22 and thinking about buying a home
Not sure where this money came from. I just kind of stumbled into a good job with no prior financial obligations. I've already got like £10,000 saved without trying and I can double that if I seriously saved for another year.

The real issue is if I can even be arsed.

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is this cultural appropriation

good post

>buying a home
>10k
A toy house perhaps?

Kek BTFO

yeah but how much fun are you having in your prime years?

lack of sex

I want to hold Emma Watson’s hand.

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now is the time to go travelling

your mum shags crisps

A fair amount of fun. I'm actually hanging out more and playing less videogames than when I was at uni.

Have you ever read your posts back on here and cringed at the shite you write?

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got fingers on me hands
noticed just now

Literally the majority of my money goes on alcohol, tobacco and drugs.
If I quit smoking, didn’t go to the pub most nights and didn’t get fucked up every weekend I could probably comfortably square away at least £500 a month.

I want to kiss Emma Watson’s lips and make love to her under the moonlight.

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BASED 9 year old newcunt

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some good games of apex legends tonight

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Some vidya before the match

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me on top

whens smoko

good stuff

virgin...virgin...VIRGIN...VIRGIN...VIRGIIIIIIIIIN!!!!

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does there exist a more chad professional experience than independent cybersecurity contracting

>gif

fuck off

guessing you don't live down South?

no I have a gf

:D

cat tub

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the american south and the english north need to unite

how do I get into the cybersecurity industry with no training

anime nonce

BASED

oh alright then
as you were

toilberg shouting "alexa, play manic monday" through my letterbox again

that's a tranny

What's it like dating or trying to date a mussie girl?

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>David Beckham is collaborating with Peaky Blinders on a new clothing line

Deano remortgaging his Barratt new build in anticipation

Nah.

nonce

ponce

nibbers

Sounds like the single most virgin profession around. The only chad jobs in IT involve owning a startup and getting virgins to do all the IT for you.

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Leftypol but hate poofter politics and Islam

stone cold Greggs sausage roll for dinner

>day off
>woke up at 10:30
>multiple messages on phone telling me about an urgent issue
>toil away from home on what was supposed to be a day off
>only just finished a few minutes ago

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how can it be a trap if i already knew it was a man

OMG LEFDEEBOL :DDD:DDDD

"It’s cold love is that alright?"

blog on

>woke up at 10:30
lazy cunt

so rorkeypol

watching a single minute get evicted on can’t pay well take it away

Went to bed at 3AM last night