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Maganda edisyon

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Pertamax gan

IT'S NOT FAIR THAT I WASN'T BORN AS CUTE LITTLE GIRL. AAAAHHHHHH

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why do you want be born as a cute little girl???

But you can be the bald faceless old men.

Is there an /asean/ equivalent of this?

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>tfw you never asked for this

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I wanted to be a little girl when I grow up.

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There's only super-gonorrhea here mr sex tourist, proceed at your own peril

Why do you want to be one, though? Legitimate question.

I never specifically say I want to be Felix

Doesn't matter, I just want to be cute anime cat whatever

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I feel very lonely guys just want someone to pat my head and call me cute

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average malay girl

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I will pay a cute girl the price of a diamond ring just to treat me like a cute little kitten for a day

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Apay dogyot ta babae kasta ti uki ni mamam

I bet her name is Nadia

Why did they elect Rodrigo Duterte?

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Slut if true

I could answer that but, at the risk of triggering that mega autist

How are you sure he's autistic?

Indonesianons, what is "modernist islam" and how it works in Indonesia?

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Effective online propaganda seriously.

RARE FLAG

Also, what's with the Buddhist islands in Sumatra?

That's a bad map. But "modernist Islam" is referring to a more strict and purist form of Islam, while "traditional Islam" refers to a more syncretic interpretation of Islam.

Apparently he's been samefagging since 2016 same style of posting, some guy tries to call him out on his bullshit yet he only continues to reply to himself not even acknowledging others, except for questions from white countries.
Flips here regularly have discussions over his mental state.

Why does he keep replying to himself, though?

>Protestantism in the middle of Sumatra
God bless Nommensen

Hey /asean/ , wanna bear a joke ?

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Does this have to do with football again?

No

Traditional islam is basically Islam with Javanese cultures and values. Modern islam is more closer to original Islam (if that exists).

Is it Indonesian football team lmao

Lol good one but no

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Why is it called modernist then?

Vietnam is Cina.

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What is the difference between a tea bag and the Malaysian football team ?

The tea bag stays longer in the cup

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Like I said, it's a bad map. The terms used are weird and the religions aren't even accurate. But the idea is that the movement that wants to return to a more "pure" Islam is newer, that's why it's called "modernist".

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Jak maawatam dayta istorya. Basta aku, ti botos ak Roxas

Haha what's the joke? Tell us I can't wait haha :DDD

>what’s the joke ?
(You)

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Something like this?

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You said it wasn't football related

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God that video is hot as fuck for me. The fact that they are so trashy and they're singing shit dangdut somehow makes it such a turn on. Fuck I'm gonna fap now.

Hold still , this will only hurt as much as Malaysian fans’ laser beams

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w-will your marry me???

Yes, yes, let the chink blood flow through you

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>5 runners up
Something smells fishy here. I bet you fags bribe the shit out of our official and teams for the tourney

The only thing that smells fishy is Indonesian football players’ buttholes after everyone in ASEAN gang-rape them

To make Maharlika great again

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You fucking lied Vietnam user! Fuck you!

why do you always talk about football im breaking up with you

t. Vietchong girlfriend

Maharlikans (previously known as Filipinos) have more chink blood than Viets

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t. Seething Asian Cup-lets

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>Ugly and inferior brown rice genetics

How can Filipinas even compete?

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Why the fuck do you only care about football? Why do you disappear when we talk about other things? Why don't you talk about Vietnamese culture? At this point you're almost as bad as Peru and banterfag.

La creaturas ...

Hopefully we will commit and kill off the other Dialects and let Tagalog reign supreme.

That's cute.
Must be from Pampanga. Only mixed chicks from Pampanga are like that.
Of course, the trashy women in Pampanga are already reserved for the sexpats.

Good luck with that, Tagalog children already view tagalog language as dirty peasant speak and would much rather talk in English.

Most likely it's called 'modernist' because it's not really following traditional cultures and values.

I actually love cocks more than I love football

Football is culture tho

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we all do

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lmao dont trigger him he will go apeshit again and we dont need luck.

opinion.inquirer.net/97210/numbers-on-filipino-cebuano-and-english

The 2000 survey found 85 percent nationwide saying they could understand spoken Filipino. This capability, the key to effective public communication, varies widely: 97 percent in the Balance of Luzon, 91 percent in the National Capital Region (NCR), 78 percent in the Visayas, and 63 percent in Mindanao.
The 2000 survey found 85 percent nationwide saying they could read Filipino—98 percent in the Balance of Luzon, 95 percent in NCR, 82 percent in the Visayas, and 58 percent in Mindanao.
79 percent said they could write in Filipino—96 percent in the Balance of Luzon,

89 percent in NCR, 70 percent in the Visayas, and 48 percent in Mindanao.

79 percent said they could speak Filipino—96 percent in the Balance of Luzon, 91 percent in NCR, 61 percent in the Visayas, and 48 percent

Bisayan in the cheap uneducated language btw people here makes fun of them all time when you speak it, its known as the language of maids

>this semen slurping sport is our culture

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i love my mom but i hope she gets lung cancer

Dude be careful what you wish for. My mom is annoying but i hope she stays healthy.

Most Bisayans understand tagalog but never found any pratical use of it in any social or formal settings, we would be much better of using bisaya and english respectively, in fact most people after school just forget tagalog all together.

Keep ignoring your sad reality though.

Malam-malam makan Mie Babi gais

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dimana ya bisa mulai belajar sejarah indonesia? aku ga pernah fokus pas sekolah hehe

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she's not "annoying", she's tearing apart my life

Sering2 googling dan baca wiki aja

mulainya seru dari mana? zaman kerajaan atau penjajahan?

megalitikum

zaman kemerdekaan

I find it funny that he doesn't think bisaya is the one considered a trash dialect yet will complain about tagalog supremacy and how tagalogs look down on them

But then again you just showed him proof how filipino tagalog dominates yet is still deluded.
Musy be a sad reality for him

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Dari Nabi Adam dilahirkan

terserah kamu tertariknya dimana. Kalo lagi penasaran tentang penjajahan baca2 tentang itu, kalo lagi penasaran kerajaan baca2 itu. Lama2 kalo sering baca terbentuk sendiri di pikiran timeline nya.

>ywn be beachboy and hookup with qt white girls
Why live

Thx bois

Try forsex kaskus.

Test

>Tries to converse.
Too bad you're an illiterate and come off spouting utter nonsense.
You cant speak tagalog and your English is essentially gibberish, what sad reality you must live in.

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are you guys asleep already?

Lmao you'd think the election would be proof enough (holy fuck Im sick of though)
Everyone is speaking in tagalog when they face the press for extra patriotic points and they know it will reach a wider audience.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=_DkotRebvzk&t=161s

Even thier paid shills usually shills in tagalog, yet he will still deny it.
It's like dealing with a flat eather

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we're having a party at michlan you should come too

How do you hide Nguyen posts? It's getting annoying

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Why lung cancer in particular?
We can't even agree on one unfied local language.

Take tranny pills

no man working on my skripsi :(

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Where is the party? I wanna come :D

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Turn off your pc, and go out.

Can't sleep

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