Rate my boomer lifestyle

Rate my boomer lifestyle
>30k link

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Faggot/10

You look like you're poor and drink literal poison... oh wait! You are

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Kek nice gyno OP

I'm pretty sure this a monster marketing campaign by now.

7.4/10 because of the chainlink, which is most certainly a zoomer meme.

German bro here. 10/10 best lifestyle

>gymo

Do you lactate? There are some anons who want to talk to you.

Id love to see op’s breast milk

>unironically being a fat 34 year old that drinks poison and plays a "sport" that requires no physical or brain activity

enjoy cancer and decrepitude i guess

/thread

Trump? Is that you?

Imagine when Jow Forums and its memes can have an effect on reality. I'm sure a lot of anons who never even tried that shit are buying it now. We're making the memes real. Now I just need my 1k LINK.

LMAO

no-one actually drinks it, he just bought it to pose with in meme pictures

Coincidence? I think not

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Thats rookie belly gotta pomp it, gay gloves

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monster is for children
real boomers drink red bull

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Fuck off Red Bull shill. How much are they paying you?

shut the fuck up pussy

it's not just that. posing with products for a picture is facebook tier, it's not organic Jow Forums behaviour. they might have not started the meme, but if they're smart they'll try to ride it out

10/10 confirmed for making it

10/10 AESTHETIC & RICH MANS LIFESTYLE
would definitely bang

>obviously no handicap at all

florida?

OP has a nice life and the neets here are jealous so they shitpost on a anonymous anime board

20yo boomer / 10

>terrible fashion sense

Yep, you're a burger alright.

What golf course OP?

Most likely german/austrian, as there's "Zucker" written on the sip.

Red Bull is great but not the aspartame one, that one gives cancer.

10/10 lifestyle tho

I literally rather die than go golfing

Stop not being a boomer!

>no muscle definition
>gay gloves
>gay belt
>gay shorts
>shitty golf course (if you can even call it that)
>gay shirt
+
>excellent drink


Great work Dave

>got fat because I thought I made it with my linkies

disgusting and high in calories

So you're holding Link on the links?
Get it?

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Where is the boomer Rolex?

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nice gyno faggot

under armor belt but fat as fuck?! why

>Zero Zucker
The absolute state of the German language
OP ist eine Schwuchtel

Disgusting sub-human.
> pro tip: buy BCH