/brit/

Different meanings in Britain and Australia

your hand's a bit dirty

Get your pet ape back in its cage mate

ah yes, hello my white friend

i have cousins from there

probably because she's drinking wine not her tits

want to go to this lads house and play games
we would end up arguing about what to play though
i'd want tekken 7 because i'm old school and played the originals
he'd want some weeb shit by the look of it

You don't

when you see people having proper gay cringe conversations about nothing in particular

worker of government

malaponte come in

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imagine being a beautiful white girl with great chebs
peak life

why does he look nothing like his parents

Corr blimey it's 1 am already.

Nice

the wogs begin at calais

good edition

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so why do people accuse others of being redditflaggers? in the words of Seneca, "it takes one to know one"
kek this is me

had me worried for a second then

sounds fucking awful 2bh
but imagine being a male, heterosexual brain in the body of a beautiful white girl with great chebs
pinnacle life

“fuzzy wuzzy” doesn’t get enough use these days, reckon if you called a London Somali it they wouldn’t even know what you’re on about

Love big chebs, me

haven't even done my shit yet

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he's literally adopted, would bet my life on it

tranny freak

Yeah mate

ha, yeah me too

because redditflagging was cool once upon a time now only sad cringe freaks like the suenonce use it

everybody wants to be a big titted bimbo
everybody

cracks me up how black people cant post a photo on Jow Forums with any part of their black body in the photo without ridicule

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Love saying "Could you repeat that?" even though I've heard it clearly haha :)

gaaay

love big gals

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how often do you think they clean those card machine keypads at sainsburys?
they should have one of those things of hand sanitizer next to it like at the hospital

The thesis

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Generation trap

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fairly sure everybody gets ribbed for all manner of things you never thought ribbable

Could you repeat that?

he does

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no girl has ever said "boom boom boom boom i want you in my room" to me

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haha its a trap lol! XD

Lads I reckon we should take the brown people and send them elsewhere

they do it on purpose

Matched a qt on OkCupid who likes anime and vidya and seems like a bit of a weirdo. Might feel awkward actually dating somebody from a dating site though. What you reckon?

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This applies to everyone ya numpty

Pardon me, but could you repeat that perchance?

river was enough
dunno why he droned on

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circumcision is a satanic procedure

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mummy issues freak

ran out of coke to mix the brandy with so taken to mixing it with chocolate nesquick powder and milk.
I call it a Brown Chechen.

just be yourself, a firm handshake and a smile is all you need bro

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i don't know the context of this

Odd how you can immediately tell she’s slept with many men but none of them white

There is nothing wrong with this advice.

drag queens aren't trannies

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are preschoolers the biggest employers of drag cabaret acts?
didn't know that

tbf in theory it’s not so different from taking your kid to a panto as long as they don’t talk about their willies or being bent it’s just a bit of fun for the kids

the gas mask triggered the kid because he'd been forced under anaesthesia for his circumcision and the gas mask reminded him of that experience
i'm guessing

well no, because they have jobs
retard

she's a surgeon

please give me bitch in your cunt

BTFO

more like /chebs/ brit edition

don't care about them nicking our jobs (to an extent)
more bothered about the rape and murder
and to be fair they do nick our housing, inflating the price

with a crisis of conscience?
why else would she tweet that?

>our

highly grim

Is this something you desire though

Imagine smelling Emma Watson’s stinky farts.

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is this based on an independent survey he's conducted then?
fucking middle class
can't wait until we pretend we're giving them the socialist utopia they want and line them up against the wall and shoot them then go back to business as usual

yeah notice the flag mate
OUR

none of tismomicks posts have context, he just spams random Jow Forums screenshots

where's the remorse? she was just talking about what she did

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Dear tismomick,
Please fuck off and never come back
Sincerely,
SEETHING leftypol

holy shit DRUMPF BTFO!!!!

where are her tits?

These days men with tits are considered women so this women with no tits must be a man, hmm yes i believe so

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Girls piss me the fuck off with their mundane questions. If you don't want to suck my dick, don't even talk to me for attention.

social media should be destroyed

what the fuck does this have to do with anything

sounds like she's highlighting the kids trauma
if there's something I've missed then please tell me

OMG LEFDEEBOL :DDD:DDDD

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