Ah yes, the famous Celtic civilization
Ah yes, the famous Celtic civilization
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HAHA, penis
Fuck off cuck
Show me on the doll where the Gaul hurt you, Augustus
It was uncivilised and therefore closer to nature & based. Praise Taranis
>b-but we used to be relevant 2500 years ago
embarassing
>noble savage meme
fuck off voltaire
>embarassing
Pezh a gavan me mezhus a-grenn eo gwelet diskennidi ar C'halianed o tiskouez pegement a zispriz o deus ouzh o hendadoù.
>Pezh a gavan me mezhus a-grenn eo gwelet diskennidi ar C'halianed o tiskouez pegement a zispriz o deus ouzh o hendadoù.
Based french lad the celtoid will cower before the latin and Germanic BULLS
You're more celtic than anything else if you're native British
My grandfather was from Valais and I'm a descendant of Celts.
Fuck with me, see what happens, faggot.
>they have to rely on modern toys to know how their ancestors looked like
lol
The last gaulish speakers looked probably like that, not today breton speakers.
>you are celtic ?
>yes *starts talking in gallo*
lol Italia is such a genetic mess compared to the celtic countries...
>>they have to rely on modern toys to know how their ancestors looked like
>lol
but they don't.
>gallo
>brezhoneg
Also, the native celtic language of your ancestors is dead, long ago, because you are a loser. Gaulish is dead, breton is not.
>posts a modern drawing
lol
wtf is wrong with Celtic "people"?
>i am 1/4 swiss, i am proud of my celtic heritage
very embarassing
remember that your ancestors had to escape their island because they feared the anglo-saxons
>breton language is not dead
this is what bretons actually believe
>remember that your ancestors had to escape their island
LOL all western "Europe" is celtic clay, not this single island. Remember that your ancestors were defeated by the romans, lost their native celtic language, then were defeated by the Franks, so please don't try to lecture me about losing.
>this is what bretons actually believe
210 000 breton speakers in 2019
How many gaulish speakers in 2019?
Not a single one, LOL.
How many gaulish language schools in France in 2019?
None.
How many breton schools in Brittany in 2019?
Thousands.
Oh and when you'll be able to make a single sentence in the native celtic language of your ancestors, maybe you'll be able to try and lecture the Bretons about keeping their language alive...
Biken ne c'helli mezhekaat ac'hanomp, paotr, rak ar galianeg an hini eo a zo marv pell 'zo, ha n'eo ket ar brezhoneg.
Prynhawn da
Portugal is genetically mostly celtic.
Way too comfy
Cringe
cope
we wuz celts n shiet
>>i am 1/4 swiss, i am proud of my celtic heritage
>very embarassing
Nothing embarrassing about it.
t. sniffs petrol at his reserve
>cope
That won't bring back your gaulish language from the ashes of Alesia.
It's too late for you, the French are condemned to speak the language of their foreign conquerors, like fucking losers.
While the breton language keep living. Every year we open more and more breton schools.
Pegen dispar eo komz brezhoneg!
keep coping
>keep coping
Kaer ez po lavaret hag adlavaret, kement-se ne ray ket d'ar brezhoneg mervel, na d'ar galianeg dont da vev en-dro.
Ar skolioù Diwan zo anezho evit gwir, ha n'eus skol c'halianek ebet e neblec'h. Ha biken ne vo. Re ziwezhat eo evidoc'h.
What's that noise ? It sounds like my dog just puked
Portugal "wuz" celtic.
Brittany IS celtic.
Leave him alone, also Grand-Est is shit. Elsaß-Lothringen should be a thing again.
>200 BC
>wearing pants
kek
Imagine being of gaulish descent and mocking a living celtic language when yours is dead.
LOL you're so pathetic..
Keep speaking the romance language of your conquerors you loser!
Pants are an old Germanic tradition
we wuz celts and shieet
They only pretend they are gauls when it fits their narrative. Most french dislike The fact they are romanised gauls with a frankish upper class. Like most Bong nobles are Normann.
You wuz Germanics n shiet
install extraflags and you'll understand
So you hate your own ancestors, and brag about it on the Internet.
Keep humiliating yourself.
>extraflags
good to know, will dig it later...
Let me guess...
You are a Corsican, aren't you?
t.
How do you say "thank you" to your based Celtic ancestors?
Diolch
thankaz
One day the Bretons and the Cymry will be reunited
The celtcuck fears the germanic BVLL
this purebred frankish god comes up to you and slaps your celtic girlfriends ass, what do you do?
England, Germany and Sweden are the biggest Muslim strongholds in the Western world
there's a language called cumrag?
give him an amon amarth cd and beg for mercy
Welsh to you.
I know, I just made a shitty joke to try and be a funny cringelord.
I am sorry.
celts built the modern world, not g*rms, not m*ds
Fuck I love this meme
It's true
The Welsh dynasty of the Tudors (Tudur) made Britain a world power
Imagine being a roman patrician and having the choice between several young nordic bois ...
these are based on Picts who died out 1000 years ago
And Picts were turbo Celts so it still fits
hot and barbariancatamitespilled
absolute unit
can you vocaroo some of this shit?
they were about 3% to the native population they conquered
The rivalry between Celt and Roman isn't really true for Britain
A Romano-British culture emerged and lasted until King Arthur's time
The Britons wanted the Romans back to defend against German invasion
To be fair, when Gaulish died around the 5th century, it was because of the Latin speaking city people fleeing to the countryside. Also Gaulish and Latin were close enough to be partially intelligible, Romans spoke Greek when they wanted to exchange confidential matters in the presence of Gaulish ears. The distance between Gaulish and modern celtic languages is much greater.
Op doe you realise Brits are not celts? We are conquered by celts, we are Rhine beaker people who probably didn't speak a Celtic language
Yes, gaulish and latin were close.
en.wikipedia.org
>The Britons wanted the Romans back to defend against German invasion
>Brits are not celts
LOL Brits are celts, only the east of England has been somewhat genetically germanized.
No celts came in the Iron Age we got conquered by them and they imposed their language on us
Yeah the famous wars between the Atlants and the Celts. Is it true that you Atlants came from space?
i am celtogermanic
Read the wiki article genetic history of the British Isles and read the Celtic section
Celts are so strong that they were completely genocided off their native land by the ROMAN BVLL and now live in small numbers in backwater regions.
In Irish it's Go raibh maith agat
Im glad desu that celtoids were btfo by italic and germanic bvlls and now their culture is mostly gone.
Romans didn't genocide anyone lol, especially in Britain where the natives and Romans got on pretty well
They mainly "genocided" the Celtic priest caste.
>Romans
>genociding anyone
What are you talking about? The Romans were a very small tribe, they left very little to no genetic trace in the genetics of West-Europe, the vast majority of the roman citizens were genetically Celts.
The Romans didn't genocide anyone.
The only major dead celtic languages are gaulish (France) and eastern-bryttonic (England).
Now the losers of North America speaks english instead of east-bryttonic because the native celtic language of "England" is dead.
LOL that's called being a big loser.
>Brazil
LOL
oh shit are u that stupid breton who keeps clinging onto his soon to be dead language? celts truly are disgusting creatures.
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Why is it difficult to understand? There where people here before the celts, we probably aren't celts, we just got conquered by them