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hows /chebsgf2019/ going user?

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ah yes, the UK average for females

order them in my size

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hi sweetie x

>British men

Good Will Hunting was based on me

*shuffles into the thread*

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you did NOT fall in love with a girl after a week
>and she kissed me at one point.
>then her bf picked her up from the airport.
you're better off anyway

Same lol

She probably plays 5th ed, wouldn't.

Fat cunt

where's the new thread?

Good Will Cunting

I fall in love after eye contact, even fell in love with the woman on the hair dye box once

trying to save brits from freezing to death

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is turtle on tour in the uk right now

yanks are so fucking thick, ignorant and spasticated

that's not love

fucking stick insects, have yerself a steak

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no my flag gets messed about when my internet drops out

All the mandingo films were based on me but they had to replace mandingo (me) with a diversity hire

oi thats my gimmick

stop putting love on a pedestal and learn what infatuation is and you won't get so hung up on everything

Is this actually good?

that doesn't make sense

tismo loves his fucking twitter screenshots

No sometimes his ISP goes crazy and assigns him a British IP

*kneels down to her vag*
HELLOOOO
*a faint but bassy "helloooo" echos from the walls*

basedbased based

nevertheless that's what happens

think im immune to jump scares in movies

if you get caught by cannibals they show you porn before they kill you so there's more meat

Not helpful mate, I am 5'8 struggle finding jeans and trousers that dont sag and line up perfectly with my leg

6'2'' 13 st
Need to get to 14 st 2bh

why did women autocorrect like that

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what is it lad

no one believes this nonsense
turn it off

go one size down with jeans because they will stretch out and also go to a tailor
I have a pert bum so my pants never sag

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kek

bit late innit

would deffo go out with hannah hayes, but I wouldnt marry her

6'2 18st
I could crush everyone in this thread like an empty can of coke under my work boot.

god the questions on tipping point are shit

And do what? Take her to hungry horse?

lefty aussie freak loves seething 24/7 here and posting about his love of niggers fucking loser

mm grayons

Turtle is one well dressed fucker. Imagine this man, clenching a MacBook, strutting around an architects office. Peak aesthetics.

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>a voice says hello back

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>5:19
have you gotten up for toil?

Me? 5'11 and 10 and a half stone, innit. Would unironically break any poor cunt in here up in a second.

will probably change back when I restart my modem

just took reily reid on a date to harvester

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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no just in that weird state between drunk and hungover

like to shout randomly and smack walls when no ones home

you say that to everyone who calls you tismo. you're literally a freak

if you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you

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I don't have a macbook

watch the murdoch murdoch episode with her featuring

yes very good
frostpunk

don't put a hole in the drywall x

Get one you poor cunt.

you do have a nice bum, maybe I'll start doing squats. cheers

fuck up you fucking heart of darkness congoloid ape nigger return to the jungle

state

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6694513/BBC-cameraman-assaulted-incredibly-violent-attack-Trump-whips-crowd-frenzy.html
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6694513/BBC-cameraman-assaulted-incredibly-violent-attack-Trump-whips-crowd-frenzy.html

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you ever been taybarn? similar to harvester, was a nice cheap buffet place

*sips*
alri

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Social Justice Warriors VS Logic #31

Took Rebecca Linaires to a dinner date at Greggs
Brought her back to mine and shagged her on the mattress on my floor

based

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We have proper walls here.

idea: norf fc themed doom clone

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no need I'm a desktop pc gamer only

what is it?

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you’re the fucking nonce here my friend those protesters were accomplishing nothing and being a nuisance to staff in a children’s hospital putting those children in danger the parents themselves denounced the actions of “alfie’s army” so I don’t understand how someone could even argue that the police weren’t doing the right thing from stopping those freaks entering the hospital and causing trouble

Now this is the seethe

based
>n-no white man would ever say that about me

Just posted an anti-Russia thread lads.

yeah just putting the finishing touches on my mspaint BBC, think it'll really make waves in the redpill community, why do you ask?

The pornstar?

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tismomick and tismobrit walk into a bar

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>13-year-old pens ‘resignation letter’ from Abbotsford hockey team, alleging bullying >Jamison said he was called nasty names, some anti-Semitic.

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that would involve them leaving their spunk stained bedrooms