One of the worst cities in the world in terms of crime and poverty.
You wake up in Tijuana
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glad its not LA
a)jump the fence, get shot my amerilards and end my misery
or
b) stay in mexico and become a cattle herder or something
which side is burgerland?
I use my passport and go to the US
It looks like noon, shadows point north around noon
>you pick up your guitar case
>you pass by a tortuga in the roadside
kino
that would be the left, the cleared side. About 50% of the buildings you see cater to the American tourist trade. Many of them are dentists offices. I'd rather be in Tijuana than London, all of Israel, Saudi Arabia, LA, Chicago, the entire states of Mississippi, Alabama, Florida, Michigan or Arkansas.
At least it's not Paris I guess.
This. I inmediately go to the US to shitpost. I've always wanted to say yuropoors
Jump da border
Tijuana is not that poor actually, it is dangerous tho.
More dangerous than Paris
Oh Tijuana, I miss your shrimp tacos xD
I've gone there to have sex with strip club whores. I really enjoyed it tbqh.
how much did it cost?
In Tijuana there are strip clubs with Russian and Ukranian whores, I don't know how they get them.
$80-$100 for half an hour
Some of the girls are literal 10s though
I saw a couole of super fine blondes at the Hong Kong. Wouldn't surprise me if they were Russian.
try to become one of those folk legends, hero of the poor
maybe someone would write a magical realism novel about me
Oh yes, the Hong Kong is legendary
>One of the worst cities in the world in terms of crime and poverty.
Actually, it's one of the least worst cities in the world, considering Asia and Africa exist.