Americans explain yourself, why do you all build your houses out of cardboard and sticks?

Americans explain yourself, why do you all build your houses out of cardboard and sticks?

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Because it's funny

Because its cheap

doesent seem like fun to me if your house gets blown away every other week by a small wind

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rebuilding your house every year doesent seem cheap to me

>Tornado
>Small wind

Because houses are seen as something to be replaced when new standards come around
In the original colonies you will find houses that are meant to last a long time; they're often cheap because getting them to code is a massive pain

Only a specific part of the country gets tornadoes, and those places usually have houses that can withstand tornadoes

tornados are gonna fuck you up regardless

because they are very sturdy

so we can use our foreskins as insulation

this house wont fly away, maybe a few tiles or the very worst the roof.

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retard

how do you withstand a cat5 tornader. it can destroy concrete and rip metal beams apart

it is same shit, dumb ass, just finished in stucco cement. cat3 will fucking destroy it. be thankful you don't have tornadoes.

You cant.

Best of luck if you get caught in one

Because they get a new house from the insurance. Why build a house that will stand a hurricane and you'll have to live in the same house for 50 years when you can have a new one built every time a hurricane wipes it out?

insurrance wont pay for natural disasters

we have tornados, Germany is the country with the most tornados in europe

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You need to have a flood insurance. It is more expensive so a lot of people don't have it.
FEMA will cover some, probably. I don't know really.

how do u even code a house nigga haha thats not a computer, get real

i remember in 2015 there was a Tornado in germany since I was studying there in Hannover. They thought it was the end of the world and everything was destroyed. It was an F3 tornado lmao that's basically considered a thunderstorm in the US. Germans are fucking peasants and weak.

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Yeah scary as fuck hahahaha
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ITT germans think they have scary weather

no way you get an insurrence which pay for a destroyed house in a high risk tornado region.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy shit
and that is commie blocks
imagine single family houses
imagine cat4 or cat5
it'd be like dresden again lmao

you see, just the roofs got damaged and not the whole house blown away like in inferior us houses

Of course. Germans live in commie blocks. The only difference between Russia and Germany is that Germany have slanted roofs. Remove them and it looks like Omsk.

wouldnt it be easier to just be on rent?

SOLID

SOLID AS A ROCK

Wtf Americunts, just shoot the tornados down before they get to America

But thats cat3 and also those are commie block buildings not single family homes.

of course you can. that's a standard home owner's insurance. you seem to be confusing tornado damage vs flood damage.

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>F3 is a sob story

wew, the absolute state of cuckmany

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i have no idea. but a lot of people really like their ocean front houses in florida/alabama/louisiana. and they are willing to take the risk. same in california where they have deadly forest fires and yet lots of people live dangerously close to the forests and they love it and they don't give a shit.

DONT do this americans!

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floridians are a different breed just like crackheads

Look. You buy cheap materials, pay cheap labor, sell high, wait for the yearly storm to destroy it and build cheap again. How is that not cheap?

Come on, building durable housing intended to foster lives? it's almost as if you're thinking like a communist here.

MUH BRICKS
>a fucking F3
it was just a faint fart

your house would implode due to negative pressure.

in america an f3 would destroy your whole house

tornado proofing a house would be expensive and most people would rather just get a cheaper home and not a concrete bunker

>this thread again

>americans can't see the difference between townhouses and commie blocks

Japan has big earthquake sometimes.
House with bricks and stones is dangerous at big earthquake time.
And there are woods anywhere in Japan.
So we Japanese use woods for house.

you also build nuclear reactors on the beach so tsunamies can destroy it.

Florida is based

there is not much left here
also realize that brick houses are as easily destroyed as wood but you will be buried under the bricks so it is a lot more deadly.

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i will never understand your lack of centralized heating

>dude it's just wind lmao

How about some wildfires.
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imagine cuckmany having any of those ahahahahahahahhaa

>german
>against nuclear power
Imagine being so stereotypically brainwashed

So this is brick... the house is not TOTALLY destroyed
but there is not much left. And that's cat3
Questions?

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to be fair that is the definition of Cat 3. It's based off the damage afterwards

im not against nuclear power, I just think its stupid to build an nuclear reacotr on a beach

France nuclear plants: 59
Germany: 0 by 2022

ahahaha

what do you mean? if there are no houses nearby and no damage then a 200mph tornado is F0?

stop burning coal and polluting europe. thanks.

wtf I thought nobody was greener than the Germans? On paper at least.

stop farting so much and polluting the world. thanks.

Because Boomers are treacherous.

It isn't just houses but now they are buildign 5 storey death trap commercial buildingsl ikee this where the only masonry or steel is used for the elevator.

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>HAHA, WE BUILD OUR HOUSES ON DISASTER ZONES, TAKE THAT EUROPOOR

That's an old building.

>he compares euronados to alley tornadoes
kek
what is difference between freight train and push cart

of course. muh good old solid brick house.
that's the proof it is shit and the modern materials are way better.

The turk is desperate for attention posting this every day. It's not enough for a Japanese to tell him wood is safer than brick in a natural disaster area.

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Modern bricks are different.

literally yes
the EF scale is entirely damage based
mile wide tornadoes can easily be a cat 1 if it stays in a field

tornadoes are strong enough to pick up fleets of freight trucks and crumple them all together into one giant metal ball

tornados cant do shit against commieblocks

>Wants to prove that brick houses aren't more effective against tornadoes than cardboard houses
>All brick houses still stand
Nice how you shoot yourself in your own leg, kek.

the evil creatura

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That was only a cat3, a cat5 would have destroyed everything in that picture

Santa Maria, madre de dios, la abominacion Americana, extinguidor de luz..

still? all american houses would be completly destroyed even at cat2

nothing survives a cat 5, so there's no point in building anything but cheap shit there

Only the roof is damaged, and the properly constructed roofs are just missing tiles. It's the shitty old flat roofs that blew away

> be hurricane
> go to america
> get shot

I'll huff and I'll puff

Building homes for people to live in is communist. Dens of black mold where taxable assets are hidden is what D-g intended.

Burgers don't have E L E M E N T S

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