/brit/

wish I was a girl so that I could go through a cute goth girl phase

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ah fookin' 'ate coonts

I grabbed her sweet can

Charlie

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really like this pic lol

Smoke 20 a day
Drink until I throw up then continue drinking for days at a time
Shoot up heroin 3 times a day
Play games
Watch football because I'm too monged to reach for the remote
Have a girlfriend

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3 pints is seething

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no they dont
be quiet

is /brit/ a Manchester United or PSG general?

I drink alone (Yeahhhh)
With nobody else

this except the heroin bit

this episode confused me tbf, is "can" actually a word yanks use for arse?

I thought I could forget about my constant and wearing loneliness for a while by giving some ugly women the one asset I possess that is appealing them to them, my attention, but they don't even want that.

focus on the conacaf champions league

i'm with you
always

only if she has a sweet one

Cheers lad

And we drink alone, yeah

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I from australia

haha i made shitty cod videos now im a millionaire who wears gucci and flexes on all the kids lmao

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what a stupid body shape

N'Gubu my son

no shut up

i probably got aspergers

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doing a drink

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Same but I'm very good socially

read this as arse anal

Problem with N'gubu is he doesn't track back when he loses the ball

love sniffing my gfs arsehole

reeeeeee

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needs to lose some weight

thought you didn't have cod anymore in the north atlantic
had to eat redfish or whatever

I think I can speak with a certain authority when I say that /brit/ is a Leeds United general

Girl on the left hates her lol
Some people are very vapid

no you aren't
be quiet

what I wouldnt give to simply spaff in her presence

LOOOOOOOOOOL

just been told to suck my mum in chicken cottage

looks so soft...
*drools*

says a lot about you m8

N'Gubu is a pacebabby

youtube.com/watch?v=UuZMmV-ZjcM

ᛞᚱᚨᚢᛈᚾᛁᚱ
ᚷᛖᚱᛁ᛫ᚠᚱᛖᚲᛁ
ᛋᛚᛇᛈᚾᛁᚱ
ᚷᚢᚷᚾᛁᚱ

ᚺᚨᛖᚷᛟᛚᚨᛖ᛫ᚺᚨᛖᚷᛟᛚᚨᛖ᛫ᚺᚨᛖᚷᛟᛚᚨᛖ᛫ᚹᛇᚢ᛫ᛒᛁ᛫ᚷᛟᛃᛎᛖ
ᚷᚨᛖᚷᛟᚷᚨᛖ᛫ᚷᚨᛖᚷᛟᚷᚨᛖ᛫ᚷᚨᛖᚷᛟᚷᚨᛖ᛫ᚷᛁᚾᚢ᛫ᚷᚨᚺᛖᛚᛇᚨ

ᚺᚨᚢᚷᛖᚾ᛫ᛗᚨᚢᚾᛖᚾ

ᛟᚲ᛫ᚨᛚᚠᚨᛞᚺᛁᚱ᛫ᚺᛇᛏᛁᚱ

ᚠᛁᛗᛒᚢᛚᚦᚢᛚᚢᚱ᛫ᚠᛃᚯᛚᚾᛁᚱ
ᚢᛞᚺᚢᚱ᛫ᚢᛚᚠᚱᚯᚷᚾᛁ
ᚦᛖᚲᚲᚢᚱ᛫ᚦᚢᛞᚢ
ᛟᚾᛋᚲᛁ᛫ᛟᚠᚾᛁᚱ
ᚱᛟᚷᚾᛁᚱ᛫ᚱᚨᚢᛞᚺᛁᚱ
ᚷᚱᛁᛗᚾᛁᚱ᛫ᚷᚯᚾᛞᛚᛁᚱ
ᚺᛚᛖᚠᚱᛖᛃᚱ᛫ᚺᚨᛜᚨᛏᛃᚱ
ᚾᛃᛟᛚᛋᛏᚨᛈᛁ᛫ᚾᚨᚢᛞᚺᚡᛁᚾᛞᛁᚱ
ᛃᛟᛚᚠᚢᛞᚺᚱ᛫ᛃᚨᚠᚾᚺᚨᚢᚱ
ᚨᛏᚱᛁᛞᚺᛁᚱ᛫ᚨᛚᚠᚨᛞᚺᛁᚱ
ᛋᛁᛞᚷᚱᚨᚾᛁ᛫ᛋᛁᚷᚠᚨᛞᚺᛁᚱ
ᛞᚢᚷᚺᛁᚱᚷᛃᚨᚠᛁ᛫ᛞᚱᛖᛋᚡᚨᚱᛈᛁᚱ
ᛒᛁᛚᛖᛃᚷᚢᚱ᛫ᛒᛁᚠᛚᛁᛞᚺ
ᛗᚨᚱᚷᚡᛁᛋᛁᚱ᛫ᛗᛁᛞᚺᚡᛁᛏᚾᛁᛋ
ᛚᛟᚾᛞᚢᛜᚱ᛫ᛚᚨᚢᚾᚺᛁᚱᛞᛁᚱ
ᛃᚷᚷᚱ᛫ᛟᚲ᛫ᛃᚢᛜᛁᚱ

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\brit/ is a golf gen la

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iii red ziss az airse anall

you don't know me
i don't even know myself

Post crabs, lads.

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do you let her shit on you too?

Ngigger needs to keep his eyes on the ball

3 pints

can't stop wanking it

pay attention to how one leg is positioned slightly in front of the other, she does it in every pic and it's how she achieves the illusion of having ridiculous curves

Im from buwongadale in north east south Aus mate

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Wulfilas's Gothic alphabet > runic alphabets

yeh sometimes

Anyone see that new man united youth prospect Ngubu-Smith?
Yes, his dad is black how could you tell?

Don't speak Hebrew mate

anyone else ever see silence of the lambs? fuckin superb

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Keep seeing birds with men that I'm better looking than

I keep seeing fit birds with ugly bellends but those type of bellends that are into a ""scene"" or something you know what I mean

Like the Turtle type of lads.. they post pictures of a cactus or a chair leg with a white border and filter and so on

4-AcO is interesting

Only done it twice, wonder how similar it actually is to shrooms. Fantastic for confronting personal demons.The second time I took xanax on the comedown and walked through rush hour London. Felt like I was in some hipster arty film lmao.

literally obese

ur gonna end up with a wank scab mate

hubba hubba

just got a 98 total Ngubu card on ultimate team
buzzin

Stop masturbating.

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what dosage lad

just asked my weednigger to cop me an 8

Haha bet you look like a 50 IQ bloke called jack

you CANNOT mog aesthetic hipster lads

so basically you're saying you have zero confidence and a shit personality and you're a massive narcissist and think that the world owes you everything

got the personality of a grapefruit

delusional

vf detector went mental at this post

this but more intelligent looking is a decent phenotype

youtube.com/watch?v=QUxN2SNFJn4

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nailed it

the world does owe me
on account of i don't burn it everyday even though i could

no fooling? i'm from buwongadale in north east south aus
do you know bruce-o dundreary?

25mg both times
will move onto 30 then 35mg
music is also incredible

Bet you dress badly lol

why are wine drinkers always talking about bumming?

got the body of a grapefruit

NOW YOU KNOW WHY I ACT LIKE A NARCISSIST
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU!!!!

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