Literally have $30 dollars to my name until next Thursday

>Literally have $30 dollars to my name until next Thursday.
>No food

How can I make it last?

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Buy oats, learn to love them
Not sure about the money part, i’m Trying freelancing

Drink a lot of water and maybe buy some rice or ramen or granola bars, hope everything works out user

Jack n Box Tacos

$10 rice
$5 onions
$10 frozen greens
$5 spices

would last for a month if you knew how to cook

> buy canned beans (white, black, vary it up)
> buy some rice
> drink lots of water
> meditate
you got this

as a side note
look at the pajeets for how to eat like a king while being poor as fuck

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Visit the fasting general on Jow Forums, you can spend that amount of days literally just drinking water and it'll actually be good for you.

t. just did a one week fast

elon musk diet

Buy a sack of oats and raid beehives for honey to make them taste good

>tfw been living off $20/week for 10 years
>but have 50k sallery
How do I break the cycle? Or should I just keep doing it and retire before I die?

>1 McChicken
>1 Cheeseburger
>670 calories
>$2.02

You're suggesting food prices are the same worldwide?
Got a slow cooker? Make some chilli and live off of it until payday. People feed families on less, whether it's tolerable or not depends on how good a cook you are.

PB+J or banana

Rice+beans in a chicken broth w/ spices and mixed veggies goes a long way, very cheap

they go pretty average
1 cup of rice gives you 2 portions of rice
about 200kg of greens + 1 onion are enough as sides add tomato sauce while you fry that stuff if you dont like dry meals
there are plenty of guides on indian dishes to make a curry from that and not break the bank or something more to your taste

Water fast. It's healthy once in a while. Good luck user :(

and no vitamins or minerals, so you'll still feel hungry

Onions, carrots and rice
Carrots for your daily dose of vitamin C
Bonus: Extensive carrot consumption will let your skin shine reddish

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interesting...

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Eat 2 McChickens a day

eggs, ground beef and greens.

200% Vitamin C dose
woke af

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Ramen and McD's dollar menu.

The last two days are gonna be tough.

Spend $30 going out to eat at a nice restaurant, then proceed to find a way to mooch off of neighbors, events, church pot-lucks, giveaways, free samples, parties, neighborhood barbecues, begging in the streets like a hobo, etc. until your next paycheck arrives.

Not only will you feel like a total fucking boss, you'll learn a lot about how you can exploit the world for free shit.

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Nice, I am doing the same but its like 25 Euros / week. I hate spending money on things like daily food. However once a month I go to the best restaurant available and spend 100-200 Euro

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Yeah especially because he's going to feel like absolute shit from the lack of nutrition. He's better off buying cheap veggies

>tfw see the same beggar every day on the way to work

The sad part is he looks maybe in his 30s..If you are that broke go fucking be a nomad or something at least. Siddhartha it up senpai.

This is hard. I've done something similar in the past. I think I did sliced bread, peanut butter, jelly, milk, cereal and soups/ramen. Shop carefully user

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Here you go.
youtu.be/HTiBVRbyzl8

>t. triggered amerifats

Potatoes, eggs and beans.

fucken QUADS

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Enjoy

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You can afford 120 packages of Ramen Noodles. That'll feed you for a week. Maybe a little longer.
The place that has advice for the extremely poor is reddit, in their frugal community. They'll teach you how to dumpster dive.
Jow Forums is typically frequented by wealthy NEETs. Most of us have long forgotten what it's like to be poor. So it's not the best place to ask.

Like many vices, begging quickly becomes an addiction. When you hold your hand out like a mindless animal and are frequently rewarded for it, you have little reason to stop doing it. Think about what happens to a child if mommy gives him anything he wants everytime he screams or cries. Ever see a grown man throw a little tantrum? That's where that comes from. Humans don't change mode until they are forced to do so.

Post btc address OP.

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This
Also pray to God

Yep, Ramen and some cheap fruit or vegetables

Been there...
With $20 you can buy:
long grain rice 5 lb bag
chicken legs or thighs on sale for $.99
eggs 2 dozen
veg mix (what ever is on sale)
dry beans
bananas or other cheap fruit.

eat cup noodles and drink coca cola

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Rice and beans. Go to a local store where you can get small amounts of some spices for under a dollar. Feed yourself for a week for 5 bucks. Takes practice but i make better rice and beans than any spanish restaurant now. Additionally kale/spinach/fruit/oats/flax/chia smoothies for breakfast. Most expensive is the fruit. This can hold me over until dinner if needed.

There is this guy whose been on the same street corner almost everyday for 2 years with a sign, “vietnam vet needing a miracle”, he is way too young to have been a nam vet and he is constantly changing between being in a wheelchair, using a cane or walking just fine. I want to do something to fuck with him and teach him a lesson but everything I want to do would get me arrested.

enjoy the carbs

Was in India for a month, can confirm

you could suck my dick and ill double your money

>he thinks vitamins are what keeps you feeling full

Of course they are, brainlet. Why would I sell a long of rice in India if it's cheaper there than the US? I would just export until the price of rice increases in India. The only difference allowed by efficient markets is cost of transportation.

Food is a commodity. Only restaurant prices differ. Then that's labor, which is cheaper in India.

Just retire now, why the fuck not? Fuck some bitches in the Philippines while you are still young

pasta and rice it is

Just don't eat? It's not that hard just drink a lot of water

Go buy rice and veggies. And some bananas

You faggot

Hey OP if you’re black you could get one of these.

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frozen bags of food at your local aldi

buy rice and chicken

Steal from Whole Foods if you're white. Its wicked easy as long as they dont have security.

buy eggs and potatoes

1-2 gallon of mik, 15 dollars worth of protein powder from walmart, you're set for the month

>I have $15 a day for food boo hoo

>prep & cook tier
greens, vegetables, rice, beans, meat
>lazy tier
ramen noodles, generic brand chicken nuggets
>efficient tier
bread and peanut butter + multivitamins/omegas/zinc
>dont do it tier
budget frozen hamburgers from dollar tree, most budget frozen goods (chicken patties are passable)

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Buy cheap, cheap stuff: dry beans, peanut butter, a loaf or two of white bread, a big bag of potatoes to roast with maybe onions and peppers for flavor, etc. Drink water. If you have enough left over for protein, buy eggs and maybe the cheapest hamburger meat or chicken they have. Also, don’t be afraid to hit up your local food bank.

You can survive for weeks without food.

t. Starved for 13 days without eating any food at all and only drinking water and sugar water

You will go mad, though. You will feel like you're dying, everything becomes slow motion. You start thinking about whether it would be so bad to eat a human, lol. Lizard brain, I guess...
You may feel heart palpitations and have struggle taking a shit, but you will live, most likely.

But by the 6th day, you will most likely steal. You will no longer feel any anxiety or second guess yourself, everything will become small, the weight of your actions will bounce off of your conscience and you will not feel a thing, free as a bird, floating on Earth.

Always makes me laugh when I see people on here, inexperienced and sheltered manchildren talking about 'depression', or 'anxiety', they are 6 days or less away from total and absolute lack of regard for anything and anyone but biological function. Go 3 days without food and you become a hunter again.

You should see the positive in your situation, because it brings with it a lifelong lesson that will never leave you. Read what people like Nietzsche said about suffering.. in that, it separates. Profound suffering separates, and elevates. You will feel like you can fly once you're done. Nothing will stop you after, in anything.

next thursday is tomorrow

You could call the police on him for impersonating a veteran.

Drink tap water, buy a bag of rice and make rice gruel by using more parts water than rice. It fills you up really well and is easy on the stomach. For some sort of nutrition I would recommend kale since it also has protein in it.

>Joey Chestnut just stuffed his fucking face with 70+ hot dogs in an eating contest.
>There are people in this country like OP who has to figure out how to stretch $30 until next week with no food.

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In most of the USA, you can make a pot of chili for like $10 and live on that for about a week, especially if you use dry beans to stretch it. A sack of potatoes, oatmeal (buy the big cartons) and peanut butter sandwiches can supplement the rest. Maybe buy a little fruit if you have it left.

Kek thought I was the only one who noticed that

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Ramen, apples, water and microwavables would be more than enough to last a week.

Oats, vegetables, protein powder.

You can easily fast and just drink water/multivit for a few days

Honestly if you're going for the full feeling, just chug a glass of vegetable oil :^)

Best bang for your buck: peanut butter, eggs, rice, dry beans, olive oil.

You can get all of the above, and get some fruit and veggies on sale. Get all of your macros and calories for $30 a week easily.

How could you even afford to make this post?

$20 at aldi, eggs/oats/sardines/crackers/tea and V8
$10 for dollar menu items at fast food
save the receipts and fill out the free surveys for free burgers each time

Op here thanks bros now I feel more confident on surviving till Thursday of next week.

exchange it to 1 dollar bills then eat 3 bills per day

ya'll going bout it all wrong
save that 30$ and go on facebook events in your area
free food everywhere, especially if you have enough mutuals
message your boys for food
buy white bread and maple syrup
get on craigslist and hunt hunt for life

You can easily turn one bag of flour into at least four fat baguettes. Cut them in half and freeze them. Bread freezes and refreezes perfectly. OR use a cup or two of flour and make a thicc stack of tortillas. Fry a minimal amount of vegetable and/or meat, toss some flour in and after a minute or two fill with liquid and let it thicken. You have bread and a filling stew.