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How do I look like this man?

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Was driving home from tesco ezpress late whilst high af and while going around this lane really slowly i fucking flattened this cat, just backed over it to put it out its misery and drove home am now eating haagen dasz

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I like hard boiled. Amazon has Golden Age of Hardboiled series. About a dozen books in every series, 30 series in all. Just little penny stories from 1950s-today. I like cozies as well.

just started reading the big sleep yesterday. 10 chapters in.
it's like a billy wilder film

what I mean is that I think just going to the cinema at berlin or whatever and watching a lav diaz film already seems odd to me - i don't think they should be considered "feature films" but gallery pieces but obviously he disagrees.
I want to watch wang bing he is very acclaimed and one of only a few big arthouse names who i haven't seen aynthing of, still annoyed I missed dead souls at the barbican. u follwoing berlin?

RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2 ONLY 28 QUID!

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Speaking of chandler.

Can you imagine if pic related happened?

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just be yourself bro

prefer the dashiell hammett stuff
more grounded, quite frankly better

>oi paddy get ya pecka out

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Have one really huge woman on your left shoulder and three really small people on your right shoulder

superior version is on xbox one x

hard to believe 'm posting in here with people who haven't read the illuminatus trilogy, essentialy reading for men in their early 20s desu

Don't really like crime or spy fiction desu, though I understand the appeal of them and have enjoyed some of the books I've read.
Though I've only really read Patterson, Clancy, Le Carré and Higgins so I'm no connoisseur aware of better but more obscure authors or subgenres.

sounds nice
ive always wanted to read james ellroy

not particularly

>slags
Fuck off you stinking shitskin Paki cunt.

True

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why would you want to look like a gay retard

>wake
>shower
>read on the train
>toil
>eat
>toil
>read on the train
>gym
>cook
>eat
>clean
>shower
>shitpost
>sleep

Chuck in some alcohol/drugs, socialising and restaurants at the weekend and wa la, my 'life'.

good album

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Any Umpimbe, Mbomwo, Kwimpe or Nkunah in?

this man

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i'm sorry sktz, it's the booze talking
i do love you, i do want to kiss your lips tenderly, i do want to squeeze your plump arse cheeks, i do want to lick your beard, i crave your heavy frame on my body in a bed we would call ours, i do want to ejaculate on your arse hole and use the ejaculate as lubricate for my tongue and willy to get inside you
i love you in a way no one ever has and never will

yeah sure
*floor shakes after I pull my willy out*

still have a little giggle when i remember mark carney gave up canadian citizenship to become governor of the bank of the england because he never thought in a million years britain would destroy itself by voting for brexit.

>image
you 100% have autism

i see skizzle is noided tonight

cope

got tits yet?

Can you shut the fuck up you spastic gay

Do you do everything on the left then? Filthy child molesting Muslim scum.

I think he looks like he's had loads of plastic surgery, anyone else?

can love shut up?
yeah, don't think so

NEED to fuck an English slag lads

i dont read anything written before 1990

That's literally the best looking man on the planet.
Don't talk shit about him again.

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old people who've had loads of surgery look like their faces are falling off. he might've had something minor done like tom cruise

what is the card game pakis play, the little orange box with an n in it that whites do

and what file type do whites listen to

Wish we could go back to a time when Ribena wouldn't post his fucking blog here incessantly

I think it can. And will.

YES

No XBOX

>u follwoing berlin?
not really although i did see an article earlier that yimou's film got banned lol

Reminder that the Pakistani man who posts here as Moni is a dark brown convicted sex offenders, a supporter of Islamist terrorism who voiced his support for the murderers of Drummer Lee Rigby and a self proclaimed child molester who has stated his intention to rape more children in the future.

I don't think he's actually had it, a just think he really looks like it somehow...

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>POOPEEARE

>what is the card game pakis play
YUGIOH

>the little orange box with an n in it that whites do
XAOIMI a Chinese mobile phone brand

>and what file type do whites listen to
don't listen to "file types", we actually go to concerts (pic of concert tickets)

Keep crying for Pakis.

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based

>gif
fuck off

Fuck off you stinking shitskin Paki cunt.

me? i'm an agnostic mystic

no it can't, no it won't
alri, what about the arse situation? is it round and meaty?

I hate Pakistan

>YUGIOH
youtube.com/watch?v=geIEzopYa8o

>alri, what about the arse situation? is it round and meaty
Yup, used to be a bit bubbly to when I was working too but now I've gotten a bit unfit

Fuck off you stinking shitskin Paki cunt.

Just got done working out lads

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how do whites listen to music when not at a concert

KEEP CRYING FOR THEM

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shag is cancelled then
don't @ me from now on

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Fuck off you stinking shitskin Paki cunt.

I still hate Pakistan

>getting my daily dose of _______

well, what is it /brit/? What youtube kinographers do you watch?

I am a Paki too.
There are currently two Pakis online.

who

timothy james byrne

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would you rather prefer a paki or a russian to be your neighbour?

Same

haha

>umm, sir...
>YEAH, WOT, CRACKER?!
>tens pasty white bois start staring with impotent rage
>p-p-please....
>SPEAK UP MOFUCKER
>yugi.....go
>NIGGA, WHAT? YOU DONE TELLING ME TO WALK? NO NIGGA, DAT SHIT DON'T WORK DAT WAY, DIS MY SHOPS NOW, DESE CARDS, DEY MY CARDS NOW
>white bois and shop owner leave. Their cards and property left lying on the tables

me? i'm an Extropian

need to get out of this fucking hellhole asap

What's the difference?

saint chad

Literally only a Paki would say "Paki"

Vinyl/records

Leave

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no accent no stiffy

why wouldnt it be

even having those tickets is a common excuse to ask someone out no?

No.

Russian every single time

holy based

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Literally only an American would say "Literally" out of context

I need Emma Watson to release a foul smelling fart on my face tbqh.

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Eating some California rolls

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this doesn't make any sense

>tfw when the bottom falls out for america, the rest of the world will go into freefall too
>tfw there is nowhere i can run