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the gf

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I love this game. Made maps for it

Gross. Get a real waifu.

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god imagine getting a handjob from her

God i wish

I played Body Snatchers and Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland what kind of gamer am I?

I played tetris. What kind of gamer am i?

>out of this list I only played Halo 3, CoD4, and Portal
Fuck me I really am ancient huh

Revolting and objectively wrong taste.

>Goosebumps: Escape from Horrorland
I too played this game.

Thoughts on this?????
youtube.com/watch?v=by5B-jHsmcM

someone played POP trilogy? uwu
warrior within is the best literally

Prehistoric

MAkes me want to slap her shit just for fun LOL

LIT

*Dabs and flosses*

imagine the smell from her giant legs

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Is that supposed to be impressive?

It took me hours to figure out scarecrow walks at midnight

SKKKKKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT

About to read this again (3rd time). Someone change my mind.

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We live in a society

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Read something that's actually good.

i gotchu faaaaam

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BWRBWRBWRBWRB

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I think it is good. What's would you suggest?

need bf

Only american book I've read was Catch-22. really fun

xvideos.com/video19580841/safada_chupando_a_amiga
Just came to this

It is fun. You should read a confederacy of dunces. Not really similar, but very funny.

>lesbian

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You can come in 68 seconds? Impressive, I bet your girlfriend loves you.

>mexican

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I watched bits of like 5 other videos before even starting that one. Do you seriously only wank to one video?

Dream journal Feb 12 2019:

Dreamt I ran into brother's ex gf. She seemed super pissed off and standoffish. I said to her "wanna have sex?" But when I revealed her naked body, I found that she was just smooth down there like a barbie doll. No vagina. Then I got bored and went snowboarding on dream mountain.

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kek

based

I usually just jerk off to memories. You do have a vast collection of past sexual experiences to draw upon, don't you user?

Obviously not. I have never even kissed a girl.

confirmed gay

I've just ordered MDMA, weed edibles (havent tried those two yet), and more xanax.

I can't wait

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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE

LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED

LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA

inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

........aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sneed

youtube.com/watch?v=Cgrxgp2Jp94

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They Gotta Gun to They Opp's Head Making Him Suck They Dick

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I'M GONNA BE IRON
LIKE A LION IN ZION

WE BE JAMMIN
WE BE JAMMIN
WE BE JAMMIN
YEAAAAAAAH BOOOOOOOOIIIIII

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The only Russian book I read was One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich

Thoughts on this?

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The only russian book i ever read was the return of baron munchhausen.

guys im happy

did you read it by proxy

That's real cute
Don't do it again though

its now been snowing for over 24h straight now

old school
the only zoomer game i like is R6:S

lol

the only book i read was lucky star manga

no it hasnt

ok

>dOn'T dO iT AgAiN ThOuGh

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>graduating this semester in history
>had no expectations of actually working in field for years after I’m out
>job shopping around
>entry level historian job, pays well, ten minutes from my house as well!
>only catch is I have to join the national guard to get it
Thoughts about the NG lads?

What the fuck all the ancient games came out the same time as old school

The only manga I've read was a danish translation of lucky star.

thoughts?

also, pic

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youtube.com/watch?v=I-QmZpLWjHc
heard this live once. was pretty good.

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Does anyone else know this feel?

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Just do it.

I had a friend who liked it. Isn't it like a weekend a month? Worst case scenario you get to "keep the peace" next Ferguson.

What is the general Russian opinion on Crime and Punishment

the only user i'm gonna bully is user>101458319

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I played doom on DOS.

What type of gamer am I?

I wish you'd bully me in the bedroom bb

Great literature.

youtube.com/watch?v=-3b6hDCIeDk
a college girl I was seeing from PA introduced me to this song when I was in hs. makes me wanna die.

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gets my walnuts activated.

Thoughts?
youtube.com/watch?v=bZWVp_qrD8o

She had good taste, one of my favorite albums ever and that's one of my favorite songs ever

We should have a readalong.

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only putins opinion matters

What's going on here

Absolutely vile

I asked you once nicely, and I'm not gonna ask again.

ARE YOU A FUCKING LESBIAN OR A DUDE
TELL ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU SON OF A BITCH

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Racist.

Doing laundry for the first time in like 7 months. Hope my moldy bathing suit lasts squished under a pile of clothes lasts

A junkie spent a week in an Albanian social club toilet drinking codeine syrup and coming off heroin. I think this is after he stole the artificial heart and killed a woman.

youtube.com/watch?v=SsUTr8KPyuk
>tfw no tough fighting british gf

Thoughts on 200 Years Together?

>comprehensive history of Jews in the Russian Empire
kek