You just received 2 tickets to Iran. One is for you and other is for one of anons posting on Jow Forums...

You just received 2 tickets to Iran. One is for you and other is for one of anons posting on Jow Forums. Which Jow Forums user would you pick to accompany you on this journey?

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Linguetta or norgeboo.

Obviously the World traveling anime poster from /Deutsch/.

That iraqi poster known as assman because i want him dead
Norgeboo doesnt post here anymore retard
And who the fuck is linguetta

that one fucking bulgarian that keeps making those retarded threads about america so i could tell the locals hes gay and they would behead him

please be less rude

That moroccan sassy animeposter from /mena/

I pick Sudanon

Bosniak footfag

I would pick a random israeli user just for the lulz. of course I would deny knowing him, I am just there for "buisness" getting around sanctions all that stuff.

That Israeli so we can bring some red-hot Democracy™ to Iran.

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a finnbro, preferably an autistic one
it's always good to have people good at memes in hard times

that one attention starved brazilian girl who keeps trying to become a renowned tripfag

French, to help mitigate my masculinity and authority and be less intimidating to Iranians.

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yeah I guess that might be the one

that guy from Greenland who did the midnight walk photo thing

>america is oligarchy
>brings democracy

choose one

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It's not democracy, it's Democracy™
Copyright 1776

it's not a democracy, it's a republic

fucking libshits

That guy from Melilla who plays the guitar or that nice Ukrainian dude that I exchanged memes of Ben Garrison with.

absolutely disgusting

I take Chubek back with me