Do you wish you had a German last name?

Gonzalez -> son of Gonzalo -> Gonzalo is derived from the Visigothic "Gundisalv"

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Gunderson

gundisalv must have fucked a lot of bitches

It's González you stupid mutt
It's my surname btw and I love it

loool father and son

If my son was a chicano I would kill him for mercy

I'm ok with my surname
At least it's actually Spanish and not Visigothic

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t. Arnau Zumalacárregui Giménez

There is a survey here in Brazil that says that people with German surnames earn 10% more than people with iberian surnames and people with japoneses surnames earn 16% more.bbc.com/portuguese/brasil-41987454

So any qt boy wants to marry me to get my surname?

El Americano...

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I can’t belive people belive that they’re “Chicano”. It’s a made up ethnic group in the 1960s that LARPs as Aztecs for “Aztlan” someday. Seriously, these people are fucking mental.

We wuz Azteks n shiet

Japanese descendants are mostly doctors or dentists.

You don't want them m8
I'm just gay no girl

I have a german last name and everyone thinks I'm a jew

I wish I could be called Von Richthofen

I do, wanna marry me?

Why do you wish you had a German surname?
I wish I had many things, a fucking German surname is not one of them.

Both my parents were born and raised in Mexico. I was born and raised in the US. I don't see what is made up about this.

German names sound cool as fuck

Sounds good, but my name isn't von Richterhofen. I'm not even noble

hello, carl rosenberg

>GundiSLAV
implying Goths weren't Slavic

my last name is german

No

hahahaha, oh nononono mutt ahhahaha, the reconquista is happening reeeeeeee reeeeeeeeeee

Na trust me you don't want it

I'm latino as fuck yet I have a german+italian surname and it doesn't really fit me

we allow people to have german last names?
wtf

I have Portuguese last name, it's pretty cool desu.

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my last name is Scandinavian even though I am almost entirely of English descent

no, I wouldn't change it. it's cool

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Nah I have a Scottish BULL last name, possibly of Norman origin

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No anglo ones are better

My surname is Browne, i fucking hate it.

II have an Italian last name

Not using patronymic last names is cuckold culture

I have a Finnish surname in swedish and I'm happy with it, it's an old surname and we're the only family using it.

whats the last name

Are you cute?

Rodriguez-Goldensteinberg

>I'm latino as fuck
what does that even mean? mestizo?

I have a rare basque name , which is dope because it doesnt have the lame ez ending

Wilson is an ok surname

If I ever have a son I'm gonna name him William Willis Wilson

>Gundis-alv
Last part meaning elve

My last name is named after a city in Spain. People would say that I was the mayor of that city as a joke.

southern brazilian

this

His brothers would be called Willard Wilhelm Wilson and Wilmer Willem Wilson

My one singular daughter would be called Wilma Wilhelmina Wilson

I have worked with Germans (ARG/BRZ) and there is nothing Latin American about them.

The Southern Brazilians for example never eat rice, black beans, and fried plantains; they called it comida de macaco. The ones I worked with ate German food.

french one and i like it

sausage and cabbage and beer?

my surname is Emerenziano and it sounds like absolute shit.

Sounds Italian.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suzane_von_Richthofen

My name would fit in this list. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Axis_personnel_indicted_for_war_crimes i think it has made my life easier

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I just wish a had a rare surname, that's all.

Why? I have a rare surname isn't good for online privacy.

What? I'm from countryside Rio Grande do Sul and in everyday life we eat pretty much like people in the southeast

That's true. But it is much easier to track down your ancestors and distant relatives having a rare surname. It gives you a sense of identity.

A-SQUAD WHERE YOU AT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA #GGA

fucking this. there are about 380 people with my surname in brazil and another 480 back in italy. it's literally the easiest shit ever to find me and my relatives.

That's the good part.
>tfw my aunt has all the documents I need to get my italian citizenship
>tfw they're gonna expire soon and I'll have to pay hundreds of euros to print them again
I really should visit her in the next few weeks to at least know how to get them for when I need them.

I have Portuguese citizenship but both my surnames are in the top 1000th most common.

My ancestors all lived hard lives in Denmark as far back as I can find. Pretty depressing stuff. But it's not my identity

>Mum has a cool German surname
>Got my dad's Welsh/English surname instead

I have a double barreled Anglo/scottish surname. Quite based if I may say so myself

A Google search on my last name gives you my closest family on first page.

Every fucking time a last name thread happens I am reminded that my last name means livingrooms.

Is this some obscure meme?

my surname is around 750.000th most common

it might be depressing that they lived hard lives, but I imagine having a concrete identity must feel pretty good. I'm aboutt 40% italian and 60% portuguese and I wish I was 100% of either

Mr. Sala de Estar?

権漸礼須

I have a double barreled Danish name and I think it's based because the elite does it.

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Salas

Chan?

sounds cool

that's such an american post
im fine with my french name, i like it

No, Nielsen-kun

If you live in NYC you would not eat rice beans plantains in front of Americans. White Brazilians would be the first to eat at a chain restaurant over a local Colombian restaurant.

> eat rice beans plantains
no one eats this shit doe

Sorry, yes, I saw chan as chon.

No, I like my magnificent French surname.

Nah I think Felix sounds pretty cool

I have a uncommon German last name.
It's alright, but if I said here I'd def get doxxed, only a few hundred people have my last name.
not like it matters much, it's Jow Forums, but still.

t.Midwesterner

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Do Brazilians eat that stuff - especially the whites in the south?

Wtf is wrong with rice and beans and plantains? I'm white and I like it.

Not him but of course there's nothing wrong with it, it's just not common in Brazil i guess. Also, one of the typical foods in the south is basically just rice and dried meat(pic related). The region is still most famous for the barbecue and other types of seafood. Gaúcho food for you:
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My last name is Moncada, I like it a lot desu,

>hyphenated name

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My last name's English, and I like that better