/brit/

1.5 km at that pace does NOT burn 150 calories unless you are ridiculously fat

(or woman for that matter)

Any Charlie malaponte man in?

im rich spiritually

That's good going lad. I've been trying to get my 5k down to less than 25 minutes and I think the best I've managed is 25:36 or so.

Please don't engage with the Pakistani transvestite sex offender. Having his type here makes the rest of us look bad.

That's pretty average

Well done

Might have input the wrong height and weight combo

Parents
27 years old
Started running last week
Got a diploma, A-levels, GCSEs but also a criminal record

amer is fucking 80 iq so fucking stupid it's embarrassing to read his posts

Attached: 1547337903863.jpg (1944x2400, 1.76M)

haha yeah same
*rips massive toke*

does he have gyno

I'm a boxer

WTF AMER IS 27??? I ASSUMED HES LIKE 23 MAX WTF HOW ARE YOU STILL LIKE THIS WHEN SO OLD

Thanks lad been working hard. Trying to get below 7 minute pace. All about pushing yourself

See I have a lot in spirit but palpably I have absolutely nothing. Which is amazing, I assure you.

Why would they cast an Indian as the lead? And all the songs are actually written by white men?

I’ve literally never heard an Indian sing, let alone talk, properly. They aren’t musically tallented. It just looks goofy.

Attached: 95DE5658-54CC-4C79-97D3-C81A4C51E9F2.png (800x1267, 1.46M)

used to do this regularly. now i'm a skinny fat bastard on the fast track to fat bastard

gonna go for a run tomorrow fuck it

>pretty average
you barely broke 15 minute mile pace today. you're fat and pathetic
>input the wrong height and weight combo
C O P E

if this thing in the next week or so that has a 50% chance of working out doesn't work out i will reach new lows

I've explained it before but going to uni stunted my development (that in conjunction with being a paki)

So I spent 6 years just being lonely, depressed and regressing

Getting arrested and kicked out of uni was what freed me
Getting a job is what led me to the next step of human development
You guys are what kept me alive long enough for that to happen

>27 years old
>virgin
>tranny
>registered sex offender

Attached: 57392.jpg (230x219, 11K)

>moni

Attached: fallout_the_master.jpg (821x468, 51K)

>I’ve literally never heard an Indian sing, let alone talk, properly. They aren’t musically tallented. It just looks goofy.
Bollywood

They're very musical

Also, an Indian was considered "the 5th Beetle"

yeah i started doing it again because i was getting too pudgy. dropped a couple pounds already this week
what are your stats

you know (((why)) lmao

>Getting arrested and kicked out of uni was what freed me
AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHhahahah
who are you kidding mate, yourself?

utter and genuine STATE of this specimen

Attached: 1533777945543.png (618x298, 337K)

gfs mum really fancies me

not sure what to do here

Some user was going to write to Amer's dad. Just a letter expressing concern about his son and how he's selling lewd pictures of himself to perverts on the internet and how he has expressed interest in raping his sister. That maybe the local mosque ought to get involved and that maybe a short trip back to Pakistan would help. Run it through Google translate to Urdu or Punjabi...

Now you're just talking nonsense

you know what really fucking pisses me off?
when you're out in public with someone, friends or family and they just walk really fast ahead of you without waiting for you even if you need to stop for something especially in a crowded environment
like
just wait you impatient fuck

am always surprised how few people actually filter him. he knows how to press every one of your buttons, and you'll never get a word through to him because he's got irony poisoning.

5'11 and about 80kg. not terrible but used to be around 70 and pretty fit

blog on

he knows people filter him and changes his trip very regularly

I want to tongue Emma Watson’s perineum as she farts in my face.

Attached: BAA7BB68-DA1A-4B9C-9ECA-C151977E28A1.jpg (570x801, 86K)

Fuck off you smelly shitskin Paki cunt

Fuck off you smelly shitskin Paki cunt

Unless you think you are gonna marry your gf I would say try to shag her mum, discreetly of course. Theres not much time before all potential milfs are too old for the scenario to be so elusive

5'11 and 90. Bf is at an all time high of 18%, but then I can also bench my body weight for the first time ever.

single linking subhuman

Fuck off you smelly shitskin Paki cunt

Any of you get random dull constant pains in your legs sometimes? I used to call them growing pains for some reason

doesn't matter if you just filter every trip: /^!/

The sun rises

Attached: peppa.png (577x453, 164K)

Attached: terchild.jpg (480x360, 13K)

used to dislike france but now I'm a bit of a francophile lads

go on ya good thing

nhs.uk/conditions/growing-pains/

fuck can't wait to spent some time outta this shitty ass fucking town
get me...the fuck...outta here

so cute
youtu.be/dBgLhBNp_T4

How much is it like Trailer Park Boys where you are

ah yes, raising your children on media

why do neurotypicals do this? literally handing their kids over to (((them)))

For me it's having my philias shattered by travelling to the countries in question

Might redownload tinder to try my luck with some older ladies, anybody have any experience doing this?

Attached: 1538799601924.png (702x575, 91K)

Freaks me out how comparatively big it is.

Moderately I mean that's basically how Canadian white trash act.
I'm told if you're from Nova Scotia its next level uncanny though.

>older ladies
>on tinder
preemptive yikes

I been all 'round cape Gigardeau
Parts of Arkansas
All around cape Giradeau
Parts of Arkansas
Got so god damn hungry
I could hide behind a straw, poor boy
I been all around this world

Our history is also far more tied to France than Scotland (unless you're Scottish, naturally) or Ireland.

fucking sick to bastard death of uni age white british girls going 'exploring' in australia for long periods
like just get a fucking job

That's what she said

Im jewish but i did a year in thailand and australia just hanging out, and then came back and got a job making 65k now

Ever done the Riverdance, lad?

What's up with you guys and "older women"

can you buy codeine linctus without prescription anymore?

Easier to get because they're desperate
Experienced
Mummy replacement
Delete where applicable

nope
just go to Dreams market
there’s one UK vendor selling pharma codeine for super cheap. stuff sends you buzzing haha

Hello Doug

Attached: 1549625808715.jpg (2000x2500, 492K)

skyrim for the nords

How old though?

fashion yank

don't abuse apu like this

I think it depends per poster really
Overall if I did an estimate, I'd say 46 is the age most are talking about

what should we do with the pensioners in britain?

You poor guys are so fucked. Your PM is an idiot. Will you emigrate to EU, US or Canada?

This one goes out to all the rorkes who grew up being told that they would never amount to anything

youtube.com/watch?v=atMaDsDFTds

Attached: 1529236891014.jpg (657x527, 123K)

poo on them

Wish youtube would stop giving me entire albums as recommendations. If I wanted to broaden my horizons it'd be with a song, not an album.

fuck I thought you meant like 30 lmao

Watching "I, Daniel Blake"

Australia

hope you got dulcolax

im pro life

Got a box of choccy, a card and a cute little valentines bear for the gf. Reckon that’ll be enough lads?

no dress, all jeans

Attached: IMG_20190201_1823492.jpg (642x856, 224K)

Attached: mmmchiggen1.png (558x614, 92K)

vocaroo.com/i/s1w1bP6OTzXO

Fuck off smelly paki cunt

Disgusting shit coloured child molester.

cant you genuinely be arrested for this in england?