/brit/

well real belgian "norf fc" drink jupiler which is utterly forgettable
realy any trappist, gueze or leffe is acceptable
but leffe is closer to hoegaarden than any other drink type

hate myself and want to die

there is absolutely no one more insufferable than a person who self-describes themselves as sarcastic

For me, it's Bettany Hughes

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just want to defeat my enemies in ritualised tribal combat and take their women back to be my concubines
is that too much to ask for?

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that's a sikh dude

>Mikey responds to every bait post without fail

good to know haha

Pennyroyal tea or All Apologies
Love In Utero

by Allah I cannot tolerate a zoomer to share the same room as me, one of the old millennium

youtube.com/watch?v=xc0CB6URrV0

You actually see Leffe more in France than in Belgium.

going to hangout with a jewish girl
thoughts?

what about hitler

grow up, kid.

Throw Dr Rick Sanchez into the mix then you’ve really got a battle of wits

Little does this little poof know. You think I can't shag English women? Do you know how easy it is? It's too easy. Us travellers possess more confidence and sexual charisma in our little fingers than the whole of England has combined.

good taste

I also forgot In Bloom, my favourite guitar piece

All Apologies. Reminds me of riding around in my first truck back when I used to get super high in my teens. Warm afternoons, windows down, good times.

I'm grown as you autist.
Making a youtube channel and elementary school tier poopoo jokes? Truly a bastion of maturity.
You're an incel freak.

You're genuinely mental though.

man who sold the world

Leffe isn’t anything like hoegaarden, completely different style

Real Belgians drink my cum

Now on your knees turt

Don't know much about Fr*nc*'s beer scene but DGAF
Here in Ireland they have Hoegaarden all the time but Leffe sometimes, I much prefer Leffe

Correct. If knackers had an ounce of charisma or suave or intelligence they'd be unstoppable.

/brit/ is what it was like in a a British training room in 1942. British, Americans, Irish, Canadian, and Australians all about to be shipped to France to hunt some Nazis haha

The good ol days

rent free. 24/7. you need a real hobby that isn't just slamming down beer, Emmett.

Where was this? Here in wypipo land we have no "warm afternoons".

just want a thicc west african gf

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don't care freak

I'll go in even further. The Englishman is domesticated. Travellers are naturally alpha males. This alone attracts English women.
2 birds one stone, nice one Ciarán. Don't get me started on the Irish

Utter pleb tier garbage.

Heart Shaped Box, All Apologies, their cover of Man Who Sold The World, and You Know You're Right

Simple-fucking-as

In a good way

he wasnt that sarcastic though was he

based emmett running /brit/ like tony soprano

>even back then we'd have been laughing at the Yanks for being niggers

yep, pretty accurate

Explain if you can, but desu Hoegaarden is weak witbier style, leffe is just stronger and more honest.
Genuinely the best witbeers are either stronger in imitation of Belgian style, or weaker in German style. Hoegaarden are in between and not much better than lagers. Too sweet and sogt.

That image was normie tier, Rick and Morty is Reddit tier. Reddit hates Big Bang Theory.

retard tier irony

No. In a you're fucked if anything happens tomyour mummy way.

he can't even run enough to lose that triple chin, let alone run this pig pen.

Leffe is not a witbier

wannabe patrician faggot
it's the same fucking band
can't call me a fucking pleb

Please do start on "the Irish".
I doubt you know fuck all about this fucking mess of a country but the inbred fucking townie knackers and poshboi fags of Dublin.
Some of us still exist as real human beings, but feel free to shit over the angloid mutt runt plebs if you want.

my spotify.me stats

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>Too sweet

Leffe is very sweet.

You're confusing alpha with aggressive. Travellers are sort of pitiful, runty creatures. Women don't find them attractive. You have to rape traveller women mate, even they don't want you.

my gf weighs more than me

Not at all.
Actually she's fucked if something happens to me, then she'd have to sell this house 'cause I'm not paying her mortgage by wiring her money.

I want to have vaginal sex with Emma Watson.

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Yeah you're right? I suppose what I sound was saying was that it's a moderate strength sorta bitter sorta sour drink. Either way I said hoegaarden was a poor drink, leffe is superior.

Test

are you actually a traveler or are you just a zoomer with traveler family that LARPs as one

If adolf didnt do the whole jew thing he would actually be the pin-up boy for the modern lefties. Guy was big into animal rights, wanted girls to be thicc, thought islam was cool, was massive into the socialism, the list goes on really

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how is ireland a mess? its better than the UK objectively

this is a 9.5 in my head

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Emmet. If mummy didn't let you live in her house and look after you, you'd be in a special hospital writing with crayons.

>school discipline is racist
The American left UNIRONICALLY believes this

what size are you (plural)?
Would fuck your gf, I know this offhand
Would NOT fuck a gf bigger than me (6'1 105kg)

best season of love island?

season 4

i want to have a sparring with her and have her land a high kick on my face

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>If adolf didnt do the whole jew thing he would actually be the pin-up boy for the modern lefties.
No he wouldn’t

Usual reasons, can't gas Jews, can't shoot people of colour...

That's not a high bar. We're not alive as a real culture anymore though. It's all borrowed time from the Catholic wannabe non-British civilisation we once tried to be. Otherwise our trajectory and destination is the same.

want a massage gf

Already wanked 2x to the new Nia Nacci video, reckon I haven't burned it out yet

and they'd be alright with the systematic removal of gays, the disabled, slavs, and other such undesirables?

A good place at a good time. Now I'm a little older and day to day life is so much more heavy. Glad I got to experience that stage, it was fun.

ahem
fuck jews
fuck black bastards
fuck muslims

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Need the Joker in this ASAP

interesting counterpoint cody, let me know on any future points

Agression is a good thing. It's a shame you don't produce enough testosterone in those two shrivelled up balls of yours to have it. Your women do find us attractive. You see mate, they want to be shagged by a real man. Not some poof office worker with small limp wrists and smooth hands and has callouses on his figer tips from writing up his latest essay on gender studies. We don't rape traveller women. Rape is essentially non existent withn our community. You've a cheek to talk about rape, jimmy savile.

I moved here when she bought this house, then one day she said "I'm moving somewhere else and btw now you gotta pay me every month"
So I gotta get that dosh. Harder than most of you live. I know most of you faggots are either young or still living rent free into adulthood.

What state you fucking negroid?

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dont split hairs, you know that was covered in 'the whole jew thing'

4th reich we start with incel gamers (you)

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I'm a proper born and bred irish travelling man to the backbone sham

Emmet. You live with mummy. She's keeping you out of the secure ward. We know this.

bing bing WAHOO

Cringe whenever any of you losers pretend to be a high testosterone assertive figure

Nah. He really wouldn't.

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leave it to a namefag to be so ignorant of history.

Nah I don't. Do you? I reckon you do.

the nice upper middle class suburbs of fuck you for asking

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want to be /fa/ but i don't have any cash

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Go read some his speeches

A couple of propaganda photos with fawns during the presidential race aren’t enough to classify him as a liberal by today’s standards. Lol

An argument between these four would be priceless

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