/brit/

hate high waisted undies

don't post women, thank you

Bit of an existentialist, me.

same

beto is too busy to post on /brit/ these days

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why does sci-fi always have transparent phones
who would want that?

for FUCK SAKE, JEFFREY, please have some respect

bet you had a close relationship with your mother and she doted on you

why has my brain decided to wake me at this hour

Jow Forums tier thread

see ya later losers, im rich

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Quite the opposite, assuming you're being sincere

Your wage slave genes kicking in

Have not a friend in this world

dumb pirate frog poster

i was being sincere

bet you attempted to be very affectionate to her as a child tho and rued her neglect

Most people will let ya down anyhow

Don't care enough to reflect on it

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same

actually the opposite for me as well, mother was a no love lost cold hearted bitch, didnt have a 'bad' relationship but definitely wasnt close

What's a good, funny podcast that has no women, lads?

>white fragility is a nytimes best seller
ah yes, very good, im shocked

Will nobody stop the zoomer menace?

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gfs mum really really likes me for some reason

wonder how my life would have turned out had my brother not made a crack about trying to impress girls when i asked him to teach me weightlifting

my family is also really immature like that

they’ll mock me over any improvement i try to make

can you find abandoned tank wrecks in the British countryside?

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i like this

Would invite her for a date in KFC

jesus how thinskinned are you

no
you can find abandoned crisp packets

very, why didn't he know how to talk to his brother after all those years?

Can you find stray elves in Icelandic forests?

might bring back the *unsheathes katana* gimmick

do you feel like there's something missing in you because of it? ever felt jealous of your friends who had good mothers?

No but my father died when I was 6 so I was very bitter about that for a time

I'm trying to force the 'zoomer menace' gimmick.

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>c-can you help me lift?
>yeah, sure bro, it's cause you want to impress the ladies, right? haha
>YOU KNOW I'M A VIRGIN FREAK WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Soz m8.

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damn you got JUSTed from the start
are you fine now?

Grim

I like milkers not fatties fuck off

gotta be very dire being raised by a single-mother

twitter.com/abc7kevin/status/1095337708304588802?s=21
based zoomers

stop givimg chebposters a bad name

Any chonks in

Will nobody stop the zoomer menace?

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Shag her

I do alri. Was a bad age to lose a parent desu cause I knew the man enough to really miss him but not properly enough to have enough good memories desu but kids are resilient, took me a while to get over the anger/bitterness but it was alri
She worked before my Dad died anyway so financially we were still middle class which was nice but yeah there's some pretty sad memories like trying to learn to shave alone. Things like that a Dad should teach you

not him but it is

just realised i have literally 0 dad memories

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a black kid was handing them out and literally nobody even said nigger

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god i want to suck on them you are redeemed

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Lmao Reddit BTFO

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off toil for the next 2 weeks lads

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wtf...

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couldn't have been that alright if you ended up here

Was jelqimg and now I cant get a hard on. is it over bros

alri, even if i don't get along well with my father i'm still glad i had him in a few occasions
even if it pains me to admit it, he's still the man i measure myself to, i wish it wasn't because i'm not fond of the man but i don't have a choice in this, doesn't help i'm his spitting image
that bond is a powerful thing but i'm glad you managed without him, many people never recovered from your kind of loss

>why didn't he know how to talk to his brother after all those years?
thats a very appropriate way to feel tbf

but why do you care unless it was true?

bald people are bald because they masturbate a lot

nofap begins today

Funny how adults were the only ones making a big deal out of it. And I'd wager they were white liberals too.

I don't leech off the government and I'm in a long term relationship (3years) but I have very few friends and only a couple hobbies so you know, alright but not stellar. Could be worse

The day of Saint Valentine soon
He was a big lover of love
Most importantly for me personally? Valentine's Day ASMR videos soon

I have no self control at all

Toil

skysports.com/watch/video/11635073/root-and-gabriels-cconfrontation

Lol

its also my birthday

The wife's son's mother and I just bought a house!!!

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>one chance at life
>i will never be a skinny white girl getting blacked and giving birth to beautiful coco children

Sigh, life is pain.

freak

What a day!

Just woke up for uni toil... le sigh

I imagine getting blacked must be the heights of pleasurable experiences.

yeah :D are you gonna come to my birthday party? were going to play pass the parcel and eat fairy bread

Read this in a Jonathan Ross voice

Black people have ugly hair

Think about it
Its sex
But with a black guy

Like regular sex. Except with a guy who is black doing it on you. Amazing!

Black people are ugly

>tfw I have a 7 inch cock but it's skinny as fuck

my birthday is on the 29th of March. birthday present sorted, thanks lads :)

i’m only 6 inches and i hurt the gf if i hi all the way in
don’t think it’s pleasureble

omg yes
unrelated to your birthday gift but do you prefer hotwheels or matchbox

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british education

what party game are we gonna play and what party food will we eat? will there be party bags?

girth?

The more aroused a woman is, the deeper her vagina gets, it's a sort of reverse stiffy

it was true