Happy 4th of July

How is Jow Forums spending its holiday? I'm buying and selling crypto while eating pizza with my girlfriend I bought during the last bullrun.

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How much for a brapper gf?

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This will drive the incels crazy with jealousy

Ever since I started lifting I just want them thiccer and thiccer. When will it end

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imagine those hamhocks after they get older

Where did you buy your gf

In hospital bed

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Not if they stay in shape

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what happened?

whoa whoa whoa...this pizza is 8 months old?!?

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you realize there are microscopic shit particles all over that ass?

Thanks for posting this pic, I'm 99% sure it's my ex girlfriend.

not after i'd be done with it

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Larping faggot

>implying they are ever in shape

microscopic piss particles over a vagina, doesnt stop most guys from stuffing their face in one.

muh ex. going to do nasty degrading things to her next weekend (out of state)

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god bless america

Cucks

why is everyone here into fat chicks. you realize it's embarrassing to be seen in public with one? or do you losers not go in public?

digusting

That's literally just fat

>if they stay in shape
So I guess pic not related

practically eating your food off the toilet. 8 month old pizza. low

>Not having amazing sex with what you're attracted to

You're probably a repressed homosexual so you are jealous of people fucking who they like

Nah, I fuck skinny girls. Enjoy her yeast folds bro. She could make you a loaf of sourdough.

>you realize it's embarrassing to be seen in public with one? or do you losers not go in public?

First of all that's only true if you're also an ugly loser. If you're handsome and fit and you're with a fattish girl, attractive girls are going to be interested in you because they feel less threatened by the girl you're with. It's disarming, almost like having a cute puppy with you. Not embarrassing at all. And who gives a shit about what other men think of you?

You sound incredibly insecure, leads me to think you're maybe ugly or scrawny or overweight.

I'll wait for my friends to invite me out to do something. Otherwise, I'll chill at home and continue planning my sex vacation to Thailand for later this year.

This

Do you virgins not understand that fat girls get yeast infections not just in their hole but under their tits and in their folds, even the hot ones can't fight nature

Holy fuck, the virginity in this thread

>Do you virgins not understand that fat girls get yeast infections not just in their hole but under their tits and in their folds, even the hot ones can't fight nature
Interesting

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until you reach physical thiccness ceiling.

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>implying curvy/ full is the same as fat
>implying you should give a shit what normies think about the girl you"re with
user, I.....

Pizza sounds good user. I'm hanging out with my wife and kid. Probably gonna go enjoy the sunshine and drink some beer later. Maybe watch Twilight Zone. Perfect July 4th.

>Oh my, two vaginas? You really spoil me my dear

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Happen Treason Day

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thank me later or stay poor

>ew girls have cooties