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Seinfeld edition

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momma

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ITT: characters that are LITERALLY you

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stay woke

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carnitas are the best mexicanese food

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Imagine being low iq american mutt ape and enjoying sitcom garbage like Seinfeld.

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imagine eating poop and living in an igloo

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imagine being mong fin and having your entires countries culture based around a really hot room

imagine being finnish

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>want to go get milk
>afraid they won't have any again

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hi finland :-)

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>when you see a canadian with 5 flags
any1 else just want to BEAT THEIR ASS

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Using more than 3 flags just seems dangerous to me. Don't want anyone to track me down.

same i'll miss him but i'm glad he has ascended

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Why do white people love milk so much?

fucking faggot

>when you hear a boston accent

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honestly is there anything more reddit-tier than muh flags lmao

HORNY
HONEYS

What flags?

its delicious and promotes bone growth

flags?

>when a Californian attempts verbal communication

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lol imagine being that much of a beta to get chased around by Japanese bullies in public

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>honestly is there anything more reddit-tier than muh flags lmao

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no flaggers don't @ me

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because unlike 3rd world subhumans, delicious and nutritious milk doesn't make us shit ourselves LOL

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brah, like, just chill, yknow?

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milk gives you acne there's too much hormones in cows

Milk doesn't give me acne.

FAT
A
T

1)No 2)You know,where you are - right? 3)Look at ANY FUCKING state that has ever existed,EVER. Socialis:m (has been around as long as human's have on the)
>flatearth

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>Posted by u/fredickhayek
Lmao fucking lolbergs, major cringe. Maybe he should tell the bullies to stop treading on him, or he could proselytise about Muh Non-Aggression Principle

found the virgin freak

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the Taliban made music illegal.

That's illegal in Canada :^)

bruh her legs could double as ham shanks

wonderful edition~

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get out

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I feel like the soylent meme was just a giant advertising scheme. I really want to buy one just to try it out

(And that's a good thing.) Do you seriously think shit like Ariana Grande and 6ix9ine actually help our society, or hurt it?

Going to the kitchen to find a snack. Have leftover lays classic, there might be something else.

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I tried a monster after all the boomer posting

tasted like battery acid

cope harder

So everything has calmed down, for now.

>I feel like the soylent meme was just a giant advertising scheme. I really want to buy one just to try it out

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monster and redbull is like when a wave hits you at the beach and you swallow sea water except instead of salt it's sugar

wait till all the canadians wake up

upvote (unironically)

Not sure what this is so I'm posting it here

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I never tried battery acid so I can’t compare but the monster zero I tried was just incredibly sweet and disgusting

Im a NOS man, myself

>her legs could double as ham shanks
an unforgettable luncheon

i like your style

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I love sex!!

Will you make my asshole speak Spanish?

Need a Belgian gf lads.

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where will america invade next?

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Canada

Maybe Venezeula

G-d i wish

Amazing analogy thank you

Whose gold was that?

Nothing sadder than a girl with a cute face who’s fat

Have a friend who gets threatened by things that are not threatening to the normal person and he always gets mad at things he shouldnt.

>G-d

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iraq most likely

South America, I hope. I want to conquer and steal a cute macaca gf.

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literally me. i get confused by elevator buttons and then frustrated

I have it in good authority that Ashley is not white but a hapa

>i get confused by elevator buttons

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Why are all girls named Ashley hoes?

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>see you in hell
I love God, you're the superstitious little satanic pharisee who refuses to say His name like He's fucking voldemort lmao (assuming you weren't just writing it like that facetiously)

Because "Ashley" is a low rent name only used by low rent people, so those named Ashley inherit low rent genes which result in low rent behaviour.

Hmm
What about the name Ashley makes girls this way?

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>I love God
A bit gay

Seriously. It’s like, you had ONE job, and you done fucked it all up over some ho-hos.

I'm going to say it... I'm really going to say it


YAHWEH

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>trump supporters fuck off
That's a bit antisemitic huh

I want to have sex with her

Windy user, it's getting windy out here as well. Sounds comfy.

the clown meme isn't funny. why can't zoomers come up with something better?

>wah your meme suck
ok retard

I keep getting urges to yell out things. Did I break myself

sometimes you gotta yell nigga

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not very nice

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feeling a poo brewing, buds

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Finished cooking the stir fry lads & eaten it.