/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico:

i'm here bud
was getting nostalgic
(not for milkers tho)

bitch niggas

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hey guys, long time no see, whats up?

Sleep.

>(not for milkers tho)

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not for me, Im jacked up on caffeine rn

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*anti-smoking ad comes on*
ah!
THAT is what i needed
a cigarette in the brisk, winter air

we were getting pretty hungry around here earlier
gotten even hungrier, personally

Hello friends
We invite you to visit our thread, /norgetråden/, ask us anything
Minesoteans and Oklahomeans especially welcomed

ooooh
nice and windy with this storm comin' in

Also some loud winds here. Winds are pretty comfy, but I prefer thunder storms.

Mommy thread

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Laying in the front room on the lounge lads. While the night staff mops the floor around me.

youtube.com/watch?v=WCqaXfFJD9c
Kiss on my hand, after dark hand for a kiss.
After dark, kiss on my hand.

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thunder storms are grrrrreeeeeat
biggest thing i miss about east of the rockies

Based Memri TV.

top tune~

miss my chaise lounge

Been looking at drones again.
Should I drop AU $1,499.00 on a DJI Mavic Air lads?

if an American sharts in a mart and no one is around to smell it did it happen?

This is infinitely comfy.

rainymood.com/
infinitelooper.com/?v=HMnrl0tmd3k&p=n

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>rainymood
Based.

goodnight

A friend of mine has to frequently clean up shit and diarrhea off the floor of a grocery store bathroom. So yes, it did.

:)
night, user.

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i personally don't see why you should
but then, i guess i also don't see why you should not (assuming yr pretty well set for dollarydoos)

night, bud

that song reminds me of what it's like to accidentally walk into a boomer bar

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lol
i'll take your boomers over our boomers (pseudo-ex-hippies) any day of the week

It will be 8 days tomorrow since they disconnected the internet in my room. lol

Ah yes, some nice comfy rain has arrived.
*Opens bedroom window* *Takes right headphone out*

very nice

Thinking about going to sleep. Will just set an alarm so I wake up around noon.

In fact, I will do exactly that right now.

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(You) better not be the user im staying up in solidarity with

I think I'm going to avoid going to the psychologist appointment on Friday. It only makes me angry. I best not go.

hrm, can't say i support this one

KEEP RAINING, KEEP RAINING. DO NOT STOP. WE NEED THE RAIN. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AND he better NOT come to the house either!

too right!

new england boomers are mostly disgruntled republicans

I am. Staying up is stupid. If I sleep until noon, that is a whole almost 5 hours. Basically a full nights sleep and I wake up and it's only lunch time!

Typing this on phone hurts my finger. Gonna fap and sleep now

youtube.com/watch?v=-RqqXT44veI
Get some sleep, anony.

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joke's on that flake
i was already in bed
night, friend~

night, bud.

Cock and ball torture

>tfw it's still 27°C at midnight with humidity at 83%
And no breeze. FUCK OFF.

Imagine having summer during winter

Did a 900 MB game torrent download. Wonder if IT will catch me tomorrow. Haha.

>tfw no beautiful Russian GF.

twitch.tv/verka_wrka

>tfw I have been lurking here since /cum/ started
>tfw /cum/ was literally the best general ever with comfy people with great banter
>tfw I watched /cum/ become the most shit general ever
This place seems filled with mental wreckcases like the kraut and other losers. Also the beta orbiting in /cum/ always made me gag.

Also I forgot to add that the canadians are still okay and less shitposty than the americans. Mexicans are still funny in general especially when they don’t take things too seriously. Americans however are really shitty posters and they seem to be shit everywhere. This is weird because their country is the best out of the three.

Kankermongol mit poep op zijn gezicht

portuguese sounds like shit

>just woke up
>the last 3 posts in cum are a german, dutch, and australian complaining

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I’m not complaining

oh ok, i will sleep some more

Sleep well my friend

I don't get the appeal of mommies desu

It's a biological thing not something you make sense of. It either makes your cock hard or it doesn't.

hankering for a sandwich lads

have you ever had sex with a young thin girl and noticed there is nothing to hold on to and she just makes these little high pitch gasps? makes me limp after 2 minutes unless i'm thrusting really hard. Mommy is thick and knows how to get fucked. Also a mommy asking for you to cum inside her is the hottest thing.

Gonna go to the store soon and get booze. Can't wait for this day to disappear. I wish i had a dealer

Just nutted. OwO

I think I'm going to buy the drone lads. For my valentines day present to myself.

Going to buy the moms some roses and spend the day at her house

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lol u tryna fuck or what

kek

good morning

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excuse me, that's my bit don't steal

snooze you lose

face reveal

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I've been rewatching Mad Men
she's so perfect buds

peggy? i know

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Fml. I was just cleaning up and found an 8mg dilaudid. I haven't gotten high in a while and I'm really struggling not to do this.

very primitave looking

just flush it, retarded junky

I should. Probably won't though. I'm trash

Did you mean: cute and adorbs

she's not ugly

my cat finally passed away this morning from kidney failure
rest in peace Kiwi ;_;

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RIP my lil nicca

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rip

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Tall Corean just sat next to me on the train...might offer her my left earbud so we can enjoy K-Pop together...

Black pantyhose in Nike Air Max...would be lying if I said it didn’t turn me on...

Good morning sleepy head.

just play it on speaker so everyone can enjoy

...

youtube.com/watch?v=fd1wdqK5ONs
i wanna eat a slice of cake and cry

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