/brit/

is it shallow to be turned off a girl bc of her name? she's called josephine and it's just such a grim name

did watch skins, yes

cassie put me into a depression for a year or so haha x

Rorke bugling the retreat call

don't agree with hating on people over things they can't control, but why on earth would you have kids with a condition like that? I'm 5'6 and I get enough shit myself to never have kids.

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its malaponte or some autistic fucking with my name

brexit? more like not haha

>'m 5'6 and I get enough shit myself to never have kids.
really? i've never had that happen and i'm same height. yes people have made comments obviously but not "don't have kids" comment lol

Rorke running out of petrol

delet

GOOD lad

Just call her jo, or make up a nickname like cum plunger or something cute

dumb crossposter

shes fit though

call her josie

jo is awful too i consider J but that is my inital so a bit weird
no

i'm thinking of calling her "f"

crossposting is the lifeblood of /brit/

bet she'll age like shit

Rorke given a detention

dumb crossposter

just spat on Princess Diana's grave

'twas a very intentional crosspost

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which went further? the spit or her corpse in the accident haha

based

yeah I know but imagine the state of her in the morning

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asos parcel arrived opened lmao

dumb crossposter

yes, "accident"

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PACK IT IN

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ever noticed that asos backwards is sosa

fat

bit edgy aha

these bitches love sosa

youtube.com/watch?v=VySc8YNaHQA

absolutely impossible to listen to this and not be happy

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This is genuinely so fucking true, makes the dumb crossposter gimmick silly when you consider that without it the only content that you would find on /brit/ is stuff from reddit

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cute

I like the queen because the rich lady waved at poor people

this just in: pakis do in fact come in tins

The barbarians are no longer at the gate, they are in the boardroom supping on coffee and cakes while they dismantle science and reason.

that's why they call it pakistin

Was probably about nick your items but then realised it was shit and put it back

You fags will bow down to me

bought some sausage rolls that I'm never gonna eat

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The scran man cometh

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>My 2.9 inch ‘micropenis’ has made me BETTER in bed – even though my army mates have compared it to dental floss

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need to get my hair cut before going to london this weekend

can't go traipsing round the capital looking like a tramp

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getting a bit better at rainbow six siege

do they still have mint cornettos in the uk

I haven't seen them here for a while

what are precision screwdrivers for? i have like 20 of them and i've never used any of them

Best thing about having a dick like a baby’s arm is you don’t even have to try and girls still love sex with you

what you gonna be doing?

mines closer to a babys finger
its pinky to be specific

had a dream where I met the oxford bender and his mum was a northerner and she was serving him fish fingers and beans and henry was like "ugh no mum I want proper food!"

youtube.com/watch?v=psuRGfAaju4

big choon

needs to cover more up

see a show, watch some football, see family

imagine having a literal baby's down there instead of a penis

enjoying some nigger fingers

Imagine having an entire empire to fuck off to and sticking around in the smog

Me? Well you could call me The Artful Todger

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weird als was better

genuinely one of my most hated songs

and i love pop music

It's called giving birth and it happens to women all the time.

I’d grab her by the pussy

this emoji is not okay little dick niggas need to rise up and stop this targeted oppression or atleast some equality like a roast beef emoji or some kind of stinky fish emoji

Are you

shut up oxford

>before... and way fucking before

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birthday plans for tomorrow: watch the pruane2forever its my birthday video where he gets gears of war 3 limited edition in french

Me on the left

Wank count for today lads?
Currently at 0.

actually had a dream I met him too the other night, can't remember what happened though. Hope he didnt bum me

had a cheeky one when i got home

1

bit disappointed in myself desu. the gf will be over tomorrow for valentines so i could have busted a big old nut in her haha

will have to settle for a one day brew in her

gonna delete this in 5 mins so get a good look

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*jiggles your belly*

0 but it's only been half an hour since the day started to be fair

married at first sight was hekkers tonight boys. one bogan called another bogan a bogan it was doopen mental

mad innit

yeah but most of these people were born into the empire and couldnt realise what great opportunities they had. Also at the time of this photo London was not only the most populous city in the world but the most important, reckon it would have been quite a fun time to live there

>dick
>baby's
>tf
you're an ugly manlet and a creepy nonce. kill yourself.

im in love with the coco

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need me a gf like this

meant for

baffling post

Female housemate watches that. I go to the other room. lol

When was the last time you jerked off?

youtube.com/watch?v=6vYnas6q3Sg

>high school tier response: last time I saw your mum