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Why is Denmark so fucking weak?
Jaxson Thomas
Justin Cruz
>Danish rapebaby talking shit
Connor Bell
>Be Brit
>9/11 the Danes
Perfidious Albion.
Mason Ross
Shit easy to say sitting on a gay island
Levi King
Who knows?
Zachary Long
Let's not forget danelaw, the biggest cuckening of brits by the danes.
Dylan Collins
>be Denmark
>have massively overwhelming firepower upon your nation by Nazi Germany
>be using mostly outdated interwar or WW1 tech
>hold off for 2 hours from a massively overwhelming force
>just so your rapebaby 79 years later on a Mongolian throat singing forum can call you weak
Gabriel Harris
>Danes switching to the losing side
But, why?
Caleb Brooks
didnt england get conquered twice by denmark
Julian Fisher
To fight the swedes. Unfortunately, that made them the only country to lose the same war twice.
Caleb Perry
It wasn't England, since "England" was created by Danes.
Noah Cruz
good question
Jack Martinez
The peace treaty basically required they become neutral and not allow any troops through it, so Sweden invaded Denmark which brought them into the Catholic side
William Jones
h-haha yeah so weak
Leo Reed
Danegeld in East Anglia, east Midlands and Yorkshire.
Jace Bennett
If you ever need a good laugh, sit down and read through Danish military history between 1500-1900
Jayden Sanders
>Danegeld
you mean Danelaw
Jacob Wright
Is it true that Danish girls are the worst of all nordics? the least feminine and most ugly?
The are the closest to Brits genetically so it wouldn't surprise me. Any input nordfags?
Jason Scott
Unironically yes but they also have big asses. They're built for being bred by Swedes and Norwegians. Just put a paper bag over their heads.
Adam Butler
>big asses
Proof plz.
Brayden Bailey
our king was a worthless power-hungry idiot like all other danish monarchs throughout our entire history. gustavus adolphus even proposed a joint invasion of the holy roman empire, but our inbred retard king refused it because he wanted more subjects to tax.
this country should honestly have been wiped from the map in 1658 to save us from further humiliation.
Noah Gonzalez
Their choice of side in the Napoleonic wars against us, made them lose Norway to us.
They never learn.
Nicholas Powell
Shit, a joint invasion would have been even better. Might have wiped out something like 80% of the German population
Isaac Cooper
nah, biggest cucking was the normans coming over just a few short years after the danish menace was finally dealt with
not all of it, but the bits that remained weren't exactly fully conquered by the angles or even romans before that
Levi Clark
I smell the stench of a republican.
Get out of my country you fucking degenerate traitor.
Brandon Butler
boot-licking monarcuck
Robert Martin
Now that its Denmark everyone ridicules you follow ahead like a sheep? Remember when its Sweden that's getting bullied, landsförädare. Denmark is based and redpilled. Fuck anyone insulting a fellow Scandi