Why is Denmark so fucking weak?

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>Danish rapebaby talking shit

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>Be Brit
>9/11 the Danes
Perfidious Albion.

Shit easy to say sitting on a gay island

Who knows?

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Let's not forget danelaw, the biggest cuckening of brits by the danes.

>be Denmark
>have massively overwhelming firepower upon your nation by Nazi Germany
>be using mostly outdated interwar or WW1 tech
>hold off for 2 hours from a massively overwhelming force
>just so your rapebaby 79 years later on a Mongolian throat singing forum can call you weak

>Danes switching to the losing side

But, why?

didnt england get conquered twice by denmark

To fight the swedes. Unfortunately, that made them the only country to lose the same war twice.

It wasn't England, since "England" was created by Danes.

good question

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The peace treaty basically required they become neutral and not allow any troops through it, so Sweden invaded Denmark which brought them into the Catholic side

h-haha yeah so weak

Danegeld in East Anglia, east Midlands and Yorkshire.

If you ever need a good laugh, sit down and read through Danish military history between 1500-1900

>Danegeld

you mean Danelaw

Is it true that Danish girls are the worst of all nordics? the least feminine and most ugly?

The are the closest to Brits genetically so it wouldn't surprise me. Any input nordfags?

Unironically yes but they also have big asses. They're built for being bred by Swedes and Norwegians. Just put a paper bag over their heads.

>big asses

Proof plz.

our king was a worthless power-hungry idiot like all other danish monarchs throughout our entire history. gustavus adolphus even proposed a joint invasion of the holy roman empire, but our inbred retard king refused it because he wanted more subjects to tax.
this country should honestly have been wiped from the map in 1658 to save us from further humiliation.

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Their choice of side in the Napoleonic wars against us, made them lose Norway to us.
They never learn.

Shit, a joint invasion would have been even better. Might have wiped out something like 80% of the German population

nah, biggest cucking was the normans coming over just a few short years after the danish menace was finally dealt with

not all of it, but the bits that remained weren't exactly fully conquered by the angles or even romans before that

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I smell the stench of a republican.
Get out of my country you fucking degenerate traitor.

boot-licking monarcuck

Now that its Denmark everyone ridicules you follow ahead like a sheep? Remember when its Sweden that's getting bullied, landsförädare. Denmark is based and redpilled. Fuck anyone insulting a fellow Scandi