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first pom itt
the gf must be seriously mentally ill too like me
Gonna liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive foreeeeeeeeeeeeever
needs a comma in there
rancid musk emanating from my nether regions is choking me
nice
the word of the day is metacarpophalangeal
what a horrible thing to wish on anyone my uncle was in a comma for a month and he hasn't been the same since
Moby Dick but about me and the ex
age of consent should be 25 (the real age you become an adult)
transgenderism is a fetish
do i dare escape from toil early and risk getting caught by 'berg?
possibly very cheeky as i was late this morning as well
That's not really the point. You watch Pierre Woodman because he lacks any respect for these husks of women. He spends half the video calling the girl some variety of French insult and all of them are unaware.
so just moby dick then
LOL
this might be one of the biggest virgin copes I've ever witnessed
congratulations
so it'd be mopey and dick lmao
I could last for an hour getting a hand job or blow job. The moment I get inside a pussy I cum within 5 seconds and the gf doesn't even get a chance to get fucked good. She's getting sick of it and I feel like shit.
It doesn't help that the second I cum, i immediately get disinterested in sex, lose all hornyness and just want to sleep.
What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm gonna learn how to fl-HAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
can't watch pierre woodman due to my arachnophobia
hope you're not ban evading jeff
tim's claiming the people working on the building site next to his house are being racist because he's white
youtu.be
>poms
cmon now
Are timberlands worth buying or will I look ridiculous in them
have her get her vag loosened up by some hung blokes, you'll be reet
yes
arrr rooke same
cool it with the racial slurs please
I didn't get banned
I deleted the posts because they were massive walls of text and it was absurd for me to greentext all that shite
What would a therapist say if I came to ask him to cure me of my racism?
Gary Numan's hit song Cars but tailored for /brit/
>Here on my Bike
>I feel safest of all
>I can't lock all my doors
>It's the only way to live
>On Bikes
holy based
are you a 00s rapper or 10s african american woman?
ANswer the question properly please
which one shall I cop lads
use two rubbers at once
why do they look so dirty
Ok
will you paying with cash or card?
thats my callsign
“distressed OG leather”
>sides and back of my hair grow a lot
>top is thin and hardly grows
>fringe is literally just 2 and half fingers of width on my forehead
>sides have completely gone
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's probably psychological. You're being too physically stimulated by foreplay that the psychological change of penetration triggers ejaculation.
Funny meme but could it be the case that she's too tight for me?
I don't use a condom shes on the pill
because they're distressed innit
shut up virgo
>sides have completely gone
I'm sure you don't look that funny mate
haha too bad mate *runs my fingers through my luscious locks*
>french insults
He uses cyкa a lot to the Russian ones, fairly sure they have a good idea of what he’s saying. Must be quite beastly to work with given hardly any of them ever film with him again.
then try using a condom, you'll probably last two times longer. 10 sec isnt too bad for someone like you
I'm forced to brush my hair over to one side but it looks scuffed. Very tempted to just buzz it all off.
it's an odd name for a general where africans discuss porn, isn't it? "/brit/"
you'd think it'd be /nig/ or something
oh boo hoo are you going bald like most men in this country do?
nobody cares about you
shagged more birds than you’ve had hot dinners kid
go have mummy wipe your bum
going grey is so much more effay than going bald
take the schofe pill, lads
Quinton de Kock haha
alright alright keep you hair on (guess you don't have much of a choice tho)
Shut up nigger
kek some of this is me
contrary to popular belief however im not balding just have an absurdly high hairline and really shit thin hair and always have
used to grow it long when i was 11-12 and it looked beyond hideous have since learned the error of my ways and keep it very short as have no other option
alri bucketcrab
in your imaginary life, yes probably.
lads wheres a good place to buy boots
Jeff’s a porn addict looool
Sounds just like London or Rotherham 2bh
spent £30 on a superb haircut
regret ever cheaping out on haircuts now
Gotta admit
This is true
cotswold
lol
greggs
you are terminally unfunny
>contrary to popular belief however im not balding just have an absurdly high hairline and really shit thin hair and always have
kek this is me
what happened here
>"Stevie Dunham's gonna be there???"
boots
Nah I’m afraid its very real
go learn english so you can banter probably you arab
STATE of the soiboys abusing are tim
Boots
christ what a fucking funny post
nah more formal like
got a decent pair of walking boots
fuck right off
Boots
lmao
not an argument, most brits can work with either and convert in our heads
canada should be green too
Everyone here in California has a balding top of their head
sports direct
is that why Katy Perry wears all those wigs
thanks for the tip but there's nothing wrong with what I've said
i'm au fait with all imperial measurements except fahrenheit which i've never understood never will
his banter is 100x better than yours you unfunny yank freak
you literally do not understand the concept of banter, like most yanks
bazza ascending to the heavens
Burma has their own measurement system, they don't use imperial or metric. Also I like that we use a mixture because we know both systems and I like the fact that the US still uses our old measurements
>convert in our heads
whats 50mph in km/h without googling then mr brainaic?
eating pakora for lunch
>the US still uses our old measurements
they don't even; they use their own imperial measurements which are different to ours
closest he's ever come to eating a salad