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But doctor...!

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havent you got enough gold to buy a bond

This

youtu.be/bJxTh-ZoB9I

It's not as bad if you add a small humidifier to the bag. A slice of apple works in a pinch

Don't put the needle back in friend.

Nobody do it.

what would you do if you found your son shagging your daughter

going to scotland next weekend, what is it like lads? good nights out?

lmaooooo state of you

t. cut gang

Stroszek

Requiem for a Dream

Dire forced meme
Fuck off

just looked into the mirror and saw a real man

The Land Before Time

How cheap is it to live in Ethiopia?
Kick them both out onto the streets.

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Twin peaks fire walk with me

spurdo sparde :DDDD

Which city?

I sit when i pee. I'm on my feet all day so it's like a mini break and i don't have to aim.

Ghost Story

this is kino seconded

badly need a shit but im baking it so when i leave the bathroom door open the smell fills the whole house and everyone has to smell what ive just done

What a fucking garbage edition
Didn't think I was the only one that had to deal with yanks talking about their irrelevant state and how bad their drivers are

whats as easy as playing a game

I tense my gut so the piss comes out in a powerful stream

I piss stream MOG people in the bathroom. I can hear their little stream dripping out meanwhile mine sounds like thunder

stirling and edinburgh

have to push my willy down when I do a sit down wee because it’s so small

>poms

Must’ve been a window with me on the other side lad.

Just tidied my room, now I have no idea what to do

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but thats uplifting not sad

wank and/or poo

same, also because I so fat it rest on the edge of the toilet seat when I sit down

meet you at the vue

shat me pants lads

Stirling’s a bit grim but has quit a lot of uni bars, Edinburgh’s alright but expensive and boring compared to Glasgow for a night out

Being a faggot who dies full of regret

>have a fever
>body feels to tired to do anything
>mind isn't tired enough to sleep

it's an abstract kind of hell

when im dead nothing will matter tho

need an aussie gf

it won't feel like it at first but a lukewarm shower is heaven when you're feverish

my flat doesn't have a functional shower currently

let us open an international trade deal my friend
yank gfs for australian gfs

lose some weight, fat lad.

Comfy

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get a job

tidy your room

rest up buddy

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fuck you

stepped on a lego

No

what's the catch
this is a lopsided deal in our favour

really indecisive about accepting this job offer lads

do you use the shower at the gym then or what?

doctors, lawyers, engineers

Need this

Already pooed today and saving my next wank for valentines.

Maybe I will look into making something to eat so I can get another poo out of me system

Why?

i wash using the sink and sometimes a bucket

>human rights

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whats that
glasgow is better than? don't want to get stabbed

next level kink
>you can stick it in, but there's no promise it will come out in one piece

lad have you seen australian women
grim, state, shocking, shan't, grim

Eating a macdondalds

'ziretie poos kicking in full force lads

Because it's cold af here and I'm starting to feel feverish with a sore throat. Im jealous of your weather right now

when you get your aussie gf you will then realise the catch

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trading frigid fatties for frigid asians/lebbos no thx

my room? i'm at the point where i'm lying in bed before i sleep, beating it and just cumming all over myself and passing out in a small piles of cold wet goo, and you think i should clean my room?

Where do you live?

I'm good will hunting but with non of the smarts

glasgow's bigger and has more stuff going on besides tourist crap

glasgow being hard is a remnant of generations gone by. it's full of poofters now

>modern women
>frigid
hononononobruhlookatthisdoode

that's fuckin freezing

>bucket
Why? This isn’t the 1800s

I'm good will hunting but too lazy to be a school cleaner

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Gay = based and redpilled
Trans = unbased and bluepilled

caught the clap from an aussie bird once

Get well soon mate

>celsius

last shit required the force of a thousand suns to push out and it was only a little pebble

Enjoying my McDonald’s

>full bucket with hot water
>use cloths/sponge to clean body

it allows for a more comprehensive wash then just standing in front of the sink

usually american birds do that
clap i mean
ahaha x

urban campus unis are the best unis

For me, it's KFC Hot and Spicy

acutal poofs or just soy? do actual fancy sleeping with a cute scottish lad while i'm up there

>teehee im bent btw :v

i know i'm just kiddin. so much is lost just in text. sucks forums and the internet works that way some times. but if you had us all in a room together in the middle of nowhere somewhere i bet it'd be weird as fuck

Dad was just walking around naked and I saw his willy.

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