Be me

>be me
>5/10 male
>use make up and go to a stylist
>become 7/10
>meanwhile other incels stay a 5 or a 4 and never use makeup or care about their aspect because "its gay"
>they then cry about how a girl way out of their league rejected them for their looks

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haha what a gay

>be me, 7/10 male
>dress up like a girl and wear make up and kiss boys for fun but still not gay

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t. ugly incel

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But do you do it to attract females or suck benis though?

post your ass

just be yourself bro

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>be 5/10 male
>use make up and go to a stylist
>become 7/10 female

stupid attention seeking homos

i just do it to look good....
its better not to be an eyesore to those around you, and maybe girls are interested in you if they arent repulsed by your face
im not homosexual
a lot of straight men shave their legs

>be me
>10/10 male
>use make up and go to a stylist
>become 13/10
>realize women are the ultimate evil in this world
>kiss boys instead

>i just do it to look good....
>...
100% cockslut
Alright, do you wanna suck my cock? Where do you live?

>fagets reduced to posting cute 2D females because they are fully aware the rest of us view them as obnoxious parasites who have no interest in the content they are actually sexually stimulated by
Face it: you are completely unwanted outside of your containment board and the steps you take to forcefully insert your ERP threads into boards only makes anons find you even more disgusting and cancerous.
下げる。

How many penises have you sucked yet?
Do you fantasize about being gangbanged and having your orifices stuffed?

>Be me
>5/10 male
>Kill myself, therefore stabilizing the progression of surperior genes and improve mankind

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I'm far too self conscious to go a stylist

DIE DISGUSTING ANIME TRANNIES

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>spaniard
>is a gay post
not big sourprise.

>be me
>0/10 "male", both physically and mentally
>don't fucking care about self because will never have a chance anyway
>eventually learn to abandon all kinds of dreams and ambitions

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Redpill me on cosmetics for males, no tranny shit

How easy is it? How helpful is it, how do I get into it? Pls reply

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post your legs

my right eyelid is a twohold and soulful while the other is not and hence soulless. my sister once gave me some makeup to make the other one turn into a twohold as well and i became perfectly soulful yey

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Based.

>makes thread for gay attention
>wont even post legs

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Based, did you fuck her after?

no, i'm not aroused by girls younger than i am. i'd surely be if she were an elder sister tho

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i dont want to be an Jow Forums slut!
i had enough of these e-relationships, waste of time.....
>How many penises have you sucked yet?
only 1
and yes i fantasize about that
but im not gay, im attracted to woman

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Fairly based, although a true yamato bull would fuck his imouto

just have an actual one and you can't sexualize her anymore. imouto-incest is a highly romanticized illusion honestly. i'd like an adomirable French boy to crossdress in a hs uniform and engage himself in pseudo-incest, making him repetitively call me oniichan while pounding though

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>adomirable
i mean adorable

>only 1
>im not gay

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these people are truly worse than hitler

its not gay because i was drunk and didnt enjoy it
also he sucked mine too, it was just a bro thing haha just for laughs

How big was it?

why didn't you enjoy it?

>Use makeup

What a fancy way of saying you are a cock gurgling faggot

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probably like 14cm, but thick
i remember we used to fap together and i could clearly hear when he was about to cum because his precum made a noise when he stroke his dick
my mouth was dry from drinking so much alcohol during the night
also his mouth was dry, and my dick is sensitive so instead of feeling pleasure it killed my boner to put my dick in his mouth
insecure much? stay ugly incel

so do you think that if your mouth wasn't dry you could've enjoyed his dick?

>Haha u mad bro :^) ?

Watch the rimel dripping off Pedro

of course
i dont use rimmel
just basic really minimal make up
lots of heterosexuals do it, but some heterosexuals are too insecure to even buy beauty products because they're scared of other people's opinon

user that's QUITE gay

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>im not gay
>but i sucked a dick
>and even though I didn't enjoy it I think with the adequate circumstances I could enjoy sucking dick

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>helping a bro out when he wants to cum
>being gay
pick one

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