>the girl hugs everyone but you
The girl hugs everyone but you
Joseph Sanchez
Blake Cruz
today I had to cheek kiss my boss's gf
Brody Robinson
aw i'll hug you, op
unless you're fat/gross
Ethan Ward
eww
Levi Morris
>the girl hugs no one but you
Wyatt Wood
my iranic brother, based
Brandon Evans
>not hugging her and press her tits against your body to see the face of disgust and at the same time feel her shame for disregarding you and putting you in control of the situation
Jayden Watson
maybe you are the problem.
or maybe you're an outsider to the group but you're too autistic to see it.
next time give her a gentle playful pinch on her bottoms
Ryan Jackson
>Girl attempts to hug you but you back off and nod in her direction
Roastie BTFO
Luke Powell
>girl calls you handsome
>you know that isnt true cuz you are ugly af and she must be saying that sarcastically
FUCK WOMEN
Ryan Green
>next time give her a gentle playful pinch on her bottoms
How do you do this? How do you make it seem playful and increase intimacy rather than come off as sexual harassment?
Hunter Cooper
i hate guys that do that. they deserve a knee to the groin tbqh desu so rude
Matthew Diaz
Shut the fuck up roastie
Bentley Thompson
>girl says hello
>behead her for leaving the house without her husband
Josiah Murphy
it's just a friendly hug, mehmet
refusing is very mean and offensive
Carson Russell
>Be in highschool
>autistic "that" kid in class
>girls want to know him
>tells them to fuck off and bashes them with a lunchbox.
Based kid, was an asshole through and through, we loved to bully him for it.
Gavin Price
do you want to be my gf?
David Baker
>sidehug
Isaac Howard
By Allah, the only women that is allowed to hug me is my mother, my wife and, if Allah wills it, my daugther
Jackson Perez
>tells them to fuck off and bashes them with a lunchbox.
god i wish i were this alpha
James Jones
based and alphapilled
Liam Davis
Numerous girls hug me, boys don't.
Asher Campbell
don't be so standoffish
Jeremiah Cox
you are in another continent, pole land. i'm sure there's plenty of girls near you who'd like to be your gf
(＾ω＾)
Jose Gomez
>there's plenty of girls near you who'd like to be your gf
h-haha yeah
Adrian Lopez
i saw a chart of average number of sexual partners and turkey was at the top above even countries like america and uk
so i guess sex is ok but hugs are haram i got it
James Garcia
Based and ottomanpilled.
Carson Thompson
>I remember being in sec 2.
>It was the haloween party.
>Hot girl had put some stained lipstick.
>She kissed everyguy from the class, on the cheek, so that they would have her lips marked for the photo.
>Ask if I can have one, before the photo.
>She look at me in disgust and say eeewww.
>Fuck my life.
Alexander Bailey
my Sarmatian ancestors left the lands of Persia in their holy mission to become the Christ of Europe
but we will return one day and iwill claim you as my wife, this is what Ahura Mazda wants
Adam Sanchez
>tfw girl gives you a pity hug
T-thanks I guess.
Asher Young
What's your disadvantage?
Christian Wood
That is because of sex tourism, thousands of russian, ukrainian, anglo and even some mena women come to turkey to get fucked
Luke White
Woaaah rare
Lincoln Brooks
>lost everything
>didn't attempt to rape her
Austin Clark
>girls in school were making cookies every year
>have given them to everyone but me
>same thing with hugs
Why there is no kind of official disability for that thing?
Are permanent skin problems gross? It's important.
Isaac Campbell
Based.
Iranian prostitute BTFO.
Landon Williams
>Central America
Zachary Ramirez
I have this autistic tendency to just go for the fistbump anyways because they act awkward if we hug and last week a girl insisted on going for the hug and it was awkward but quite nice
Chase Watson
that's so mean! there could've been a better way for her to deal with that if she didn't wanna kiss you. i'm sorry that happened, azizam.
Camden Cruz
Only Boys hugs me
Gavin Cruz
yah i don't think that's how the chart worked
Carson Rogers
depends how bad it is?
you probs worry about it more than anyone else would
Xavier Phillips
Don't say! You're lucky!
Josiah White
excuse me
Camden Lewis
>how bad
Very
Nathaniel Rogers
Is this you, user?
Joshua Smith
Don't reply to me, big nosed whore.
Robert Torres
for some reason I despise manga posters more than anime posters
Grayson Green
skin disease or krokodil injection?
Ryan Adams
Very funny, Max. Did you take special clowncourse for that?
It's psoriasis.
Isaiah Brooks
i'm sensitive about my nose u bully
Gavin Phillips
Big nose is qt (sometimes)
Carson Perry
Of course you are, you are stupid after all.
If only you kept that nose in books, you might actually have a personality!
Nicholas Miller
>psoriasis
Just use a ointment then
Josiah Morales
It's not working
And costs too fucking much
>Inb4 use another
>>costs even more XD
Liam Kelly
>at school when I am 15
>I am the weird guy in class but think I am a class clown and that people like me
>always making jokes, even have characters
>have a 'character' who randomly stands up in class and starts pretending to read from a book like in English lessons, for example I'll start shouting passages from To Kill a Mockingbird in the middle of Maths
>teachers fear me and I assume I am adored despite hanging out alone
>one day I am sitting in the hall before class with classmates
>girl who has been sick for 2 weeks shows up
>she is happy to see everyone
>hugs EVERYONE else in the entire hall
>gets to me
>'Oh sorry maybe you should start shouting a book about being liked haha and learn something'
>she pulls away
>everyone laughs at me
>tfw realised then i was a fucking LOSER
>18 years later and still a loser, and a virgin to boot
Dylan Richardson
Never has this happened to me.
Michael Campbell
Turkey and Iran need to fuck RIGHT THIS INSTANT.
Anthony Baker
Ever heard of milking grease? It very good against psoriasis and is pretty cheap (at least here)
Elijah Perez
>when she pats your head and says you’re cute.
Jeremiah James
>'Oh sorry maybe you should start shouting a book about being liked haha and learn something'
Pretty shit joke.
But how the fuck did you not realise that no one liked you before that? Surely you must've known something was wrong when no one laughed at your retarded characters.
Josiah Anderson
>The girl gives you a hug and your autism kicks in and you get tense and give her just a half hug
Landon Perez
>tfw I always refuse hugs even from my mother
Adam Ramirez
DONT MAKE ME FEEL THIS FEEL
Eh
Went to a doc couple o days ago and got a big list of medicine & drugs. As for that milk-thing I'll look for more info about how it works.
Asher Fisher
that's horrible but then how did you let it happen? why did you stand up in class and do weird skits and how did you think everyone liked you?
you must not have been very self aware. hard to see myself in this position cause i've always been aware that i'm a loser
Carter Foster
>girl hugs you
>make disgusted face behind her back because edgy teenager that thinks hes too cool
>her friends later tell her about it
>next time she sees you she starts to cry
Dominic Carter
>got a big list of medicine & drugs
Lol he's ripping you off, dude.
Kevin Thomas
>have a 'character' who randomly stands up in class and starts pretending to read from a book like in English lessons, for example I'll start shouting passages from To Kill a Mockingbird in the middle of Maths
No one likes retards
You deserve bullying
Joseph Wright
have you tried birch tar?
Zachary Kelly
>be me 14 year old freshman in hs
>5'6" maybe 100lbs , barely entered puberty
>tfw as a freshman senior girls would tease me, try to make me blush by touching me, call me cute all the time, and even dress me up
>like seriously, sometimes when taking photos or when I was sitting down they would put their legs on me just to make me blush
>fast forward sophomore year
>15, 5'11 150lbs, hit the gym and puberty hard
>mildly defined now
>one of the grills who teased me a lot, now in university, is in the hallway looking me up and down
>talk with her, she's flirty and still teasing me
>"So what are you doing later?"
>end up fucking her at a party
The most chad thing I've ever done, and something I probably will never pull off again.
David Howard
>for example I'll start shouting passages from To Kill a Mockingbird in the middle of Maths
lmao what were you thinking?
Jayden Morales
I already know that I will not live past 30 so whatever
Yes. Kind of good for soap and shampoo, but it only makes inflammations less prone to falling off my head, nothing more.
Dylan Sullivan
>tfw girls fear me
it's not fair i wanna made eye contacts
Camden Ross
I had this back in college. Do you get chunks of dry dead skin clogging up your hair too?
Adam Campbell
Used to when I wasn't using correct treatment
Lincoln Ross
>my gf thinks you're really cute user
YEAH? WELL THEN WHERE'S MY FUCKING THREESOME?!
Luis Wright
Type in iranian phonetically or you’re the fat tumblrina :)
Blake Harris
Cool guys at high school wouldn't shake only my hand.
Liam Hughes
>when she pats your head and says you’re cute.
>tfw you know they're belittling you and you'll never be more than a toy to them
Alexander Rogers
>fat tumblrina
what. i'm not even a little fat.
Caleb Jenkins
My man, thousands of years ago, before anyone even tought about writing down history, our ancestors left their homeland of persia to find a better future, they got into Poland, where they ruled as Kings for a milenia. Your Sarmation ancestors all found pure loving sarmatian wifes, and so can You. I belive that from the bottom of my heart. I really do. Good luck out there.
Jaxson Flores
You‘re a proxy confirmed. Real iranians would just type in iranian. Isn‘t it getting tiresome for you to larp all the time?
Jason Peterson
shut the fuck up, everyone knows the only true sarmatians are the frenchs, you slavs genocided them while my alan ancestors settled in the gauls
Elijah Young
You are the same user that posted on my ugly people thread
Austin Cox
https not proxy and good luck finding a proxy not banned on Jow Forums anyway but whatevs
Christopher Sanchez
excellent post
Carter Gomez
Thats somewhat true
Ayden Nelson
Just post a pic of you with a shoe on your head to prove you are a real iranian grill
Ethan Jenkins
>tfw a woman you barely know tries to hug you
>you give her the limp, one armed hug and step back as quickly as possible
Ethan Cox
>she is phoneposting
>same type of attention whoring
>same opinions
>same cuckery
>can‘t speak iranian or arabic without help of google translator (hence why i asked to type it phonetically)
She is a jew and a white whore next
Robert Barnes
>don't know if i'm acquaintances with the girl
>assume not, don't say hello or anything when i see her
>they think i'm an asshole and avoid me
All of my social interactions go like this.
Mason Clark
are you a dog?
Jaxon Hill
You could travel here if you want cheaper treatment. Try Schieffelin Institute of Health in Vellore, if you want. Founded by an Englishmen, Dundee massively from abroad, and has a majority of Christian doctors. They work miracles for skin diseases. What have you got to lose if you think you’re not going to live long ?
Robert Parker
funded*
James Cook
Fucking jews larping as iranian girls on a mongolian basket weaving forum
Henry Ward
She has done this before with a saudi flag and an egyptian flag. You know what is funny she argued with an actual mena girl with a mena flag and said person has told me she really thinks she is the most retarded person she has spoken to on int. A real mena girl who lives in mena hates a white whore who is shilling for mena lmao.
Cameron Smith
who hurt you, azizam
Jeremiah Torres
Once a senior girl at uni tried to hug me but I rejected her with a scared gaze.
She looked really suprised and confused.
David Baker
lmao same. I remember mentioning ever not getting a hug when we were talking and then she hugged me before she left.
Brandon Brooks
wtf I thought you burgers treat everyone like acquaintances