What is life in Slovenia like? Are there even cities there?

I am from Slovenia and can tell you it is amazing.

I'm going to impregnate your sister

you sure do act like a (sand) dindu

The Iberian Macho impregnates every pussy he sees, on uncivilized distant lands

Back when I was into home destilling I found out about some sort of Slovenian liquor made from local poisonous salamanders, their skin toxins said to make the booze extra potent.

I went as far as locating the same species as living here in our Ardennes too, but never went as far as catching some.

You should follow in the steps of Albuquerque and take throughout the middle East and Asia

Bet you'll have trouble speaking even to your fellow Iberians on exchange

That's more urban legend than anything else, frankly

you're going to get fucked by shqiptars and bosnians
mashallah

meme country with a third of the inhabitants of sicily

Honestly, Slovenia is my favorite neighbour. Life there seems pretty much perfect

>with a third of the inhabitants of sicily
That's a good thing

Sounds like a friend of a friend I used to know.

>And here's why

What makes it so perfect? Explain please.

I went there and explored all possible outskirts of Ljubljana and small towns and the nature and fuck, if I was completely clueless and had been told that this country was never a part of Yugoslavia and had income comparable to Italy, I would have believed it

I also believe Slovenia's living standards are purposefully underestimated in international comparisons so that G*rms wouldn't learn about it and buy all property

It's a systematic designated industrialized breeding zone for germanic BWC semen

Has always been this way, and it's beautiful

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no niggers

based doppelgänger

>Slovenia's HDI 0.886
>Italy's HDI 0.880

Why do Italians dare to shit on a country that managed to build a more advanced civilization within just the last 3 decades than they managed to do during the last 3 millenia?

This is the way I imagine everything south of Austria:

youtube.com/watch?v=Gwg8nDXLWic

Austrians built it.

>can't write basic English without sounding like a mudskin
>thinks he can get into uni

good luck Joaoaaoa, rooting for ya

I only applied for Slovenia because i had a friend that went their and said it was easy as fuck.
Studying is for nerds, I want to fuck as much international pussy as possible, that's my main goal

you really think ex-yugo women will fuck moors?

Kys arab savage

yeah, probably, don't you know about erasmus m8?

>>Studying is for nerds, I want to fuck as much international pussy as possible, that's my main goal
>YAAAZZZZZ PU$$AY

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The virgin autists are mad.

Before i go i will not fap for a month, so my balls go there completely full.

it's a less developed version of Friuli, the neighboring italian region

wtf i hate the poortugese now

im cancelling my albufeira holiday

And i hope Slovenia have Nordiqts there

>flag
>that attitude towards studying
call me a nerd, but you will unironically be mistaken for a cigan and the best you can get from that is a good pegging from a tall bosnian serb woman
Dobrodošli v Sloveniji

what's the hdi of friuli

it.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lista_delle_regioni_italiane_secondo_Human_Development_Index

See Probably i will only fuck brown women like Spaniards, Italians and French, because northern europeans prefer brown cock, and i'm nor sure what slav women prefer

Is there any relationship between Slovenia and Venice?

And i really hope there are black women doing Erasmus there (maybe from France), because i want to fuck a black women, but i'm too ashamed to hit on one when my friends are around. Alone in Erasmus I will be free

More with Friuli-Venezia region

Not anymore

Fagapore is always based.