Why haven't you converted to Islam yet?

I reverted.

They might give you one when you sign up. I mean I dunno how it works but if that's all that's stopping you, you should ask at your local mosque.

my ancestors used to btfo muslims on every occasion, would be pretty weird

Yeah maybe... Can some Swedish or German user confirm this?

Same
Masha'Allah

doesnt islam mean submission? Why would I do that?

Religion is LITERALLY memes. Nice trips.

Isn't Jesus also part of islam though(although not worshipped as much(?) ) correct me if in wrong
t.brainlet

From what I know he's a prophet, the perfect human and will return, but he was not the literal child of God nor was he killed on the Cross

t. knower of misc things

Because adhering to a religion that thinks God cares about random shit like ''don't shave ur beard'', ''slaughter animals in this specific way'' and ''don't eat pigs because reasons lol'' is retarded

Because I’m not a homo

>have to get a muslim/arab name
>have to pray and hear a sqealing man 5 times a day through soundspeakers attached to a rocket
>have to chop dick (as a convert you might not have to but your children will)
>hijabs and burqas
>there are probably more things that are haram than there aren't

because I'm not a shitskin rapist.

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religion is bullshit and Islam especially is just a horribly bad copy pasta of the bible