What does Jow Forums know about Croatia?

Foreigners should stop coming to Dalmatia and visit more of continental Croatia where people actually do more than just wait for tourists and like to be brown and stupid all day :)

Why did you even bother posting this correction? It was obvious what you meant.

Member watching this game lel

Bojna Ćavoglave

Beach resort tourism is the most brainlet kind. Those coastal cities do look cool in other ways though.

Like Slovenia, but with an intermediary-level language. If Slovene were RP, then Croatian would be ebonics.

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>Croat? Balkan? Slovene?? Nah man, I'm Chabarian

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>Beach resort tourism is the most brainlet kind

Only point is because on European beaches you can see topless women.

>Chabarian
Lol what meme ethnicity is this?

I miss it so fucking much lads

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This

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Their women can be scary.

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nikola tesla
ivan mestrovic
mirko crocop
stipe miocic

yes but it's hot-scary

The flag under which surrounding savages from Croatia and Slovenia will be united

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cute boys

i hate croatia

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Who are the other 3 ?

It's like the Ustasha were Croatian. Wow.

They dab on s*erbs which is pretty based

Also, Lovren is garbage

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Čabar is a stupid Croatian translation of the Slovenian word čeber (waterbucket). It's a town on the Croat-Slovenian border where they speak what could roughly be described as Inner Carniolan Slovenian, but admittedly with some Serbocroatian features.

Croatians are honorary Hungarians.

I went to Hvar thinking it was going to be some peaceful, quaint beach city

Turns out it's like Daytona Beach during Spring Break but all year long

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they dont take losses very nicely

Our allies in former Yugoslavia.

I meant to say transliteration cause it doesn't mean anything in Croatian that I know of.

You invented a specific tool for killing Serbs, which I approve of

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>Čabar is a stupid Croatian translation of the Slovenian word čeber (waterbucket)

It's the expected SrCr reflex of Proto-Slavic *čьbьrъ, dawg.

Edgy.

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what a lame sport. Why the fuck do you Euros watch this shit and soccer?

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Ante Pavelić
Jure Francević
Rafael Boban
Franjo Tuđman
Blaj Kraljevic
Ante Gotovina
Mate Boban

I think spelling sucks

>russian
>doesn't know who mirko is

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Just wanted to give you a (You) for linguistics

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Reconstruction:Proto-Slavic/čьbьrъ#Descendants

Though I don't know if it's present in the dialect in question.

>*čьbьr

that's how we still pronounce it desu

also, the Slovenian folk hero Peter Klepec, a weakling shepherd with an ailing mother who is given superhuman strength by a fairy he helps out, is either from Čabar or from Osilnica across the border, according to folklore.

>Ante Gotovina
when will croats make a biopic about him

thanks m8

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I'd prefer biopic 'bout Arkan

>You invented

nice meme

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>Children in Croatian schools learn how to sing Ustashi battle hymns
this one is not true (yet)

You mean they're going to?

they've got a lost of coast

Well, *ь was supposedly more fronted than Slovenian ə, but it's pretty close, yeah (SrCr a from ъ and ь was also *ə historically, btw; and Bulgarian has ə from ъ and e from ь, unless it's in combination with r or l, so we say čebər).

Didn't know about Peter Klepec, interesting. Is he a real folkloric character or a literary one? I'll look up the wiki article a bit later.

>meser za garbanje

ja, to pa je

Nemojte nas podcjenjivati. Sljedeći put kad dođeš, bit ćemo spremni. Naoružani smo i opasni.

>garbanje

Is that a word in Slovenian?
Also my kaj grandmother said hamper for bucket, but normally we call it kanta.

But only locals call it Čeber, even you use the word Čabar when referring to the place in question.
the original GIGA chad

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yeah, it is an actual word in col. Slovene for beating (primarily ppl), unlike meser, which is not, whereas kanta is our standard word for trashcan.

*kanta is colloquial too, officially it's zabojnik

who knows
this country most of people like ustase, but government has to pretend to be civil in front of eu and stuff
zakaj bi mi hteli ikaj od srbije, vi ste treci svet, to je kao da norveska napravi invaziju na belorusiju

Well, that Garbe in Garbenmesser is a German word anyway. That knife is actually a peasant tool for cutting open bundles of grains.

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gtfo shtokavian traitor
we are descendants of ancient carantania

Klepec starts off as an incel who is bullied by three chads, but is elevated to a gigachad after whiteknighting for a pixie girl.

/sp/ made me hate croats, used to like them and often root for them, but their we wuzing became unbearable after the WC

Croatia-user, please explain why did they genoside serbs?
I literally have no idea, was monarchy that terrible?

lel piss off
bet you're one of those non-Goran modern "kajkavians"

>Croatia-user, please explain why did they genoside serbs?
they didnt,, serbs are bro tier, krajina "people" are scum and i bet even serbs would like to genocide them now that they know how it is to have to live with these disgusting animals
>was monarchy that terrible
monarchy was pretty cool, its only butthurt nationalists larping against it

fuck off croatians from land of our ancestors and go back to dalmatia where you belong

>posting on sp

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How cute, a Croat pretends his country is First World and equal with Sweden or the Netherlands in HDI.

literally not one of my ancestors comes south or east of pgž you son of a magyar

The land not coloured in on this map is not, and will never be, Croatia.

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But you literally genosided thousands of serbs in WWII, didn't you?

traitors to kajkavian-slavonian homeland will be the first to hang once we overthrow croatian opression

>not posting on the only semi-decent board left on this garbage website
Yikes

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They exist because of us.

no, it was mostly krajisniks (who like to larp as serbs for whatever reason), very few serbs ever lived in croatia

They hate what they once were. Most croats are catholic Serbs.

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I will LITERALLY dab on you when I save the language of MY ancestors from going extinct while your east nu-kajkavian land gets overrun by hercegovnars

That's just a silly thing to say because it is impossible to imagine a Europe without Germans. I mean, history would have been so different without you that Croatia could well have conquered half of Anatolia and not the other way around in such a scenario.

Ehhh...
I mean whole NDH, not just Krajina and Slavonia.
Mainly BiH.
So you're implying that genocide was made up by serbs , right?

First you get interested in watching grown-ass men running after a ball, next you find yourself wearing abibas, listening to "music" performed by women with no surnames and eating sunflower seeds. No thanks.

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nationalities are a meme, they change just like socks here
its stupid to be butthurt about every killed person in the past

>Most croats are catholic Serbs.
>Most serbs are Catholic croats
>Most bosnians are Muslim serbs
>Most bosnians are Muslim croats
>Crnogorci exist
>They don't
It's an endless discussion

Didn't read, but cringe

You made a genocide - now you deny it, so cute.

i dont deny it and frankly i dont care what you think
you make the mistake of thinking genocides make me ashamed or something

They deny it, but in private they are proud of it and celebrate it.

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Go to sleep, Vanka, all those cars are not going to wash themselves tomorrow.

fat fingers wrote this post

Rightful Italian clay

No matter, I think I'll never understand you guys, all your region.
youtu.be/3SHvhRe4vTQ

East Slavonia?

Aren't Serbs only like 5% of Croatia's population? How are they so over represented in Croatian Jow Forums users?

you have bandera in the east right, its basically the same
a civilized catholic culture meets savages

same how "nationalist" croats are overrepresented - they are very loud

They are like 70% if we look at genetics.

gib back dalmatia

You mean west of Ukraine, yeah?
You're right eastern Ukrainians are pure savages compared to Galičina