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based mel edition

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Wonder what sort of a stack he’s running at that age

England is my greatest ally and I want a British slag to give me a wank bloody hell.

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genuinely screeched for the entire 4 minutes and 24 seconds of this video

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swap you a brit slag for a portugese one

>bradley picture
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>synonym for "laughed"
hello craig

>a british slag will never disinteresdly wank you off with 1 hand while on her phone behind greggs
why even life

Ah yes, leftypol and their pet yank sees everything through the warped lens of numbers on a sheet of paper and compares Britain it to countries he's likely never been to in order to argue with someone who's lived between Australia and the UK their entire lives. Very good.

would like to have a team of top medical professionals study your vocal cords

The so called pearl of the orient

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she shouldnt be showing off an arse that mediocre

brits really are stupid peasants aren't you?

Yeah imagine a world without Christianity ever existing. A thousand more years of scientific advancement. We could have had that in the middle ages

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sue's looking well

single linkers will be the first up against the wall on the day of the rope

>dancing on poles
Like Germans?

guaranteed replies

Remind me to take my pizza out in 10 minutes

>are sad.
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Real shame the subhumans in the rest of the world are incapable of creating anything.

the hole left by irish posts

For me it's Passion Pop

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Take your pizza out in 10 minutes

grass is always greener to these cunts. they're lacking in critical areas of their life and think another country would fix their woes.

get some fucking friends, hobbies, and interests outside of shitposting on Jow Forums and maybe you wont be miserable.

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Without Christianity ever existing we'd never have civilised ourselves it's arguable without religion that science never would have come to be. The early inventors and scientists were not atheists and the early inventors and scientists of western europe (for which the world owes almost everything we call modern science) were all christian.

i left a hole in all the irish posters

dads hard corbyn labour
mums a soppy bollocks green bellend but toes the dad line
personally do a jekyll and hyde between fascism and communism but always monarchism

Rate my din dins

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If Christianity didn't exist something else would have took its place. To think if a certain religion didn't exist we would be as pragmatic as we are now is delusional.

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Some BNP card holder said Poleaboo was honarary White and hut on him somewhat

Clown party

right now do that again in 7 minutes

>Well I suppose WW1 was pretty groovy or why else would people be so proud of it?
what kind of reply is this
your entire view of Britain is stuck exclusively in the 20th century, just embarrassing

>If Christianity didn't exist something else would have took its place.
yeah, like islam, a religion actually based on science

Fucking THIS

I don't give a knob mate,I just want a slag to wank and give me a Blowie while her bouncy meat balloons fall from her shirt....

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take your pizza out in 6 minutes

This porridge wog on safari has been on here for over 12 hours. Sad cunt.
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are you literally 12?

utterly vile

wearing a scarve

wanker

Anyone know the difference between monarchism and monorchism?

disgusting mate. get some steak

might wank to the mental image of the girl in works thighs in tights

lighten up you boring cunts, it's hilarious
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tooken off my scarve now

ohnonononononono

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youre still a wanker

1,2,4,3

Which country has a more diverse landscape; Australia or USA?

couldn't think of something less interesting to care about

turtleheading... a poo wants to come out for a swim

That's cool

Is he Scottish?

Im guessing monorchism is something to do with balls because i recently learned an orchiectomy is having your balls removed because some trannies do it because its cheaper long term than test blockers but they wanna keep their dick. Actually something kinda hot about a cute trap with no balls.

>Kingdome Hearts 3 has an entire level dedicated to the main character hitting on Rapunzel from Tangled

BASED

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USA and its not even close.

Extremely runtish

USA by far, they have far more biomes

Well, you see, Hitler, he only had one ball. Goebbels had two, but very small. Himmler had something similar: Except that Himmler had no balls at all.

USA for sure, although Australia has a lot of stuff that's nearly unique to their country.

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USA is missing australian whores, so australia

Been to australia.
Not a leftist nice projection
If the weather was better and salaries werent lower than they were in 2008 i might be even less miserable

dont have any toil fitties
have to work with the proto-gf and memories of the last factory's crumpet instead

More of an eco fascist me

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The pseudo-intellectuelle pickings

Probably not even going to read a page of these for years

Also got JBP 12 rules book

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I was basically a commie until I was about 27
guess it's part anti-establishment rebelliousness and part rationalising ones envy and bitterness towards the rich
you have to understand many rich people genuinely contributed that amount of wealth to society, and capitalism allowed them to do that, motivated them
you know what those people do under communism/socialism? they get super rich the only way available to them: government corruption
for that reason, communism works for a small tribe but not for a nation
hence: the utter state of every communist nation ever
once you realise this, there's no going back
communists over the age of 30 are somehow sheltered from basic facts, or retarded
every ex-communist knows this

that's actually quite tragic.t

It's a fair cop

>Hitler, he only had one ball
jewish media lies

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things i could do with:
a nap
a wank
a meal

Islam would not exist without christianity
Parts of the quran are literally copied and pasted from gnostic gospels

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>oi rodrigo r u gonna get ur nob oot or wot?

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sit yourself down and read one you fucking joke of a human

>if the weather was better i'd be happy
cope

Been leaving it and coming back to it.
It’s been pissing down with rain all day, currently experiencing a powercut, ran out of books and trying to put off doing my coding.

MARX BTFO

Pizza time

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Undercooked muck

What's it meant to be? Chicken chilli? lmaaooo

nigger

why do finns speak only speak monotone

>coding
alri virigin

>muh weather
>muh materialism

you're spiritually vacant

torn between looking at pictures of cute girls but being sad and not looking at pictures of cute girls but being horny

gonna get 2x mini fillet burgers from kfc because i hate their new chips

Come to think about it why did it take so long to overtake ancient greece and rome in terms of science and democracy?

I mean it took like almost 1500 years after romes fall for european civilisations to reach the civility of rome that it had done previous, bit strange that

might get the arsehole bleached

OMG LEFDEEBOL :DDD:DDDD

the metamorphosis is really short and good, give it a chance

ffs anyone else having problems posting pics on chrome

True
Literally got seasonal affective this year.

Hate having to put up with rain everyday

Did you go to Fettes?

Thank you friend

>Imagination wanks

Not done one of these for fucking years. Used to wank to the thought of fit sixth formers and teachers

Will nobody stop the Zoomer menace?

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