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Will win £170 if Italy beat Ireland in the rugby on the 24th

chapo brap house

Imagine smelling Emma Watson’s stinky butthole after she farts.

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would pay 170 pounds to have some rugby lads go at me desu

mboko

lying on my new mattress lads

Understanding that my boyfriend will almost certainly leave me for a younger cuter girl (male) is very painful to accept
I think it's time to find a nice conservative boy that's okay with only one girl for the rest of his life.

leaked polaroid

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Nice Snow White holding the apple logo, very clever.

Is that the queen of England?

is brexit going to be okay
I stopped paying attention

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This belle Delphine bitch is pretty, but not worth the legions of cuck boys that worship her

how do i make sure my breath doesn't stink? always cringe when i encounter an incel with nasty breath, but there's no way i can be sure i have good breath

Business idea: Pizza pimp

homos are inherently mentally ill and unstable so good luck

not being funny but all yanks should be shot

>popular thing is okay but overrated
woah...

Why don't you just shut the fuck up, you absolute fucking clown house?

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You're not fooling us mboko we know it's you.

>POOPSWICH are already losing

lick your wrist and smell it
gargle twice with baking soda and salt

is it real??

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>right wing politicians: we can't do nice things for anyone because life is unfair, cruel and nothing can possibly change that
>Also right wing politicians: Don't be such a fucking downer, why is the left always moaning about doom and gloom?

chew gum often
brush your tongue

Fuck off with your primary school bait lad.

that is pretty funny

i want her to drool in my mouth

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I think remainers want to see shit getting fucked up just so they can turn around and say "I told you so".

would stuff her into a bin

yes
have not seen any nudes that were real, though

kek

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Desperately want to be a warlord just for the sex slaves 2bh

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focus on the mls

we should never have gotten rid of mick

I think everyone just wants whats best

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Who’s the bald chap on the right

should have told him to focus on the meals the fat cunt

no
yes

you stupid fucking nigger you absolutely primitive monkey coon chimpanzee

You'd be BBQ in 5 minutes you norbert

post hog, CHUD

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>football

grow up you fucking children

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feeling fruity xox

I think you're wrong.

my ancestor :D

OMG ZO FUNI :DDD:DDDD

This is on the tail end of a 7+ year weed habit where i was high morning noon and night. I've also started having what i guess are probably Schizo thoughts and feelings where they come into my mind completely unbidden. I've dropped the weed now and i'm doing exercise and mindfulness. I'm going to try and work my way back to health this way rather than by just doing prescription drugs.

Imagine beating the crap out of her and stealing her money lmfao

Will probably get fucked up then. Ah well. Just make yourself a suvrunty sandwich and a bowl of freedum chicken (now with 70% more synthetic growth hormones)

so THIS is the world famous American banter.............

i work in a warehouse and i fucked up quite badly and there's an african guy there that i think genuinely wants to kill me and i'm genuinely worried about it

Keep at it. Going through very similar things

there doesn't have to be goodies and baddies yaknow
people who disagree with you aren't all morally bankrupt meanies

Boring. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Libertarian Left: Comic Optimist
Pure idealism, no pragmatism
Tendency: Why can't the Lions and the Lambs just get along in harmony?

Authoritarian Left: Tragic Optimist
Idealistic pragmatism
Tendency: The Lambs can only begin to live in harmony once the Lions have been overthrown.

Authoritarian Right: Comic Pessimist
Pure pragmatism, no idealism
Tendency: Fairness for the Lamb is unfairness to the Lion. A natural order must be respected.

Libertarian Right: Tragic Pessimist
Defeated idealism, no pragmatism
Tendency: The Lions must overcome the Lambs. There will only be harmony if the Lambs can become Lions.

Who hurt your feelings?

suck a fat one

>suvrunty sandwich
What's this?

you seeing any improvements? Its the damn anxiety more than anything. Its fucking crippling. Can't even go claim my fucking jobseekers allowance without spending a night sweating from nerves and having panic attacks in my dreams.

i haven't smoked weed for about 4 months and my god the things i would do for a fucking joint i've got the shakes thinking about it oh boy

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just you try

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sovereignty you numpty

give me the condensed version
who's the good guy?

Imagine sniffing her asshole.

with all of whats happening to me I finally actually WANT to quit whereas before i just knew that i should

don't you mean a weenie Euro "spliff"?

I think you should probably just stop now, you soft cunt. I don't want to bully you, but I can and will if you don't STFU

She's hot but I freaking hate her because she makes money effortlessly while I toil like a goddamn slave

weeds fucking shit
alcohol is better in every way

Delicious suvrunty. Along with free dums & blue passports it's something that's popular with anti EU people from the Indypendunt UK.

radical centrist cosmic ambivalist

>GMOs baaaaad
hate living in a country of brainlets who think this.

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god i wish i were that gun

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cant we all just get along

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>Authoritarian Left: tragic optimists
Why do people think commies are utopian? You don't happily enslave yourself to provide others with goods and services you wouldn't expect for yourself, that's today under capitalism.

You work as a Socialist knowing you have exactly the same rights and services as your boss.

anti-GMO movement is an artificial construct designed to take away focus and energy away from the genuine issue of herb- and pesticides and hormones in our food

Is this what your paki poof PM tells you, Mboko? You black rubber-lipped cunt.

The USA should have stuffed you in the bin along Nazi supporters like Valera tb.h.

Look at those brand new never worked in boots. Fucking weak cunt has probably never done a day's work at the yard.

That's not the liberal way.

proper sick post, I love how you were really racist

virtue signaling over physical labor is the most pathetic thing
no wonder you can trick the working class into supporting anything

Think it’s a Shame more people here in the south don’t like rugby it’s a beautiful game, I’m not posh before you ask

>I'm scared of a tomato that has been selectively bred to be larger and better survive the winter
>I'm not scared of Pugs that have been bred to be the opposite of what nature intended for dogs

What did brainlets mean by this?

I want Emma Watson to drop a big log of shit in my mouth. I want to eat her poop.

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>contrived post
Pathetic

No such thing as racism, lad.

oh my days

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