Tfw my parents named me Wolfgang

My douchebag dad named me Snorre but everyone calls me Lill-Snorre it flipping sucks

do you snore?

It's a really old fashion "old mans" name here.
Though I like it now it was not fun growing up.

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oh I see, an equivalent in the united states might be Edsel, that is a very awkward and old name you will only find in a retirement home

rolfmao

>Edsel
Lel, my dad drives a 59 Edsel. Big fucking car, comfy as hell.

I'm so terrible at naming things that I proobably wouldn't even manage to come up with anything for any future kid

My parents gave me a basque name.

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that's a pretty based name

>tfw my parents named me Martin instead of Martti

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Rolf? More like Volkswagen Golf XD))))

Like fat bastard from that show about rugby ball headed jew?

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that wouldn't surprise me, the Edsel was an infamous flop in the US market for ford, I can see them dumping them off all over the world to recoup some of the investment

basiert & rotgepillt

Yep. Though Sweden is pretty famous for having almost as many 50's and 60's American cars as Cuba. We imported literally millions during the 60's to the 90's.

>Edsel
No this is indeed an awesome name.
Etzel(/Edsel) is the German name of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attila

Ha get fucked my parents chosey name purely because there was 1 way to spell it and it was common

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WOOOOLF GAAAAANG

Dog name tb h.

Means little dick in spanish

Are you born in Düsseldorf?

I knew an Irish kid named Max

My parents were repilled and gave me a non Biblical peasant tier spanish name. I was names jose, pablo, jesus, or juan

Thank fuck

Edsel sounds like Esel

Wasnt *

Wolfgang is the most common first name among German CEOs.

GOLF WAAAAANG!

are you the son of a farmer?

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Wolfgang sounds really cool tho

Honestly max is a good name, no faggot will ever ask how that's pronounced and max is always that cool kid in the movie that cool shit happens to

Honestly considering naming my son max , but i might feel like a tio thomas doing it since im mexican and the kid should have a spanish name

I am actually kek. Dairy farm.

Why you crying then

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kek

Great name, if you rape someone they'd call you Wolf the Gangrapist.

Name him Maximiliano or Maximo, they'll call him max anyways.

then go

At least your name isn't Noishe. I hate my parents for that.

Dude compared to my name anything is better Arabian suck at naming and they are so long so here goes : "Mohamed Amine Iben Salah Iben Ahmed Iben Bachir"

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what the hell kind of name is that, japanese?

anime???????

gotta give them points for originality right?

haha your brother name is scumgang right? haha

Just Max or Maximillian and shortened Max?

Accept my friend request

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Sounds incredibly jewish

This is my dog Max. He's a very good boy.

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My first name is so uncommon I'm not going to post it here (it's Anglo) but my middle name is Ernest, which I think is cool.

he's a parody of a dog, poor little guy

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Iktf
Not Wolfgang but another weird german name

I hate these little shits.

this
>tfw my middle name is david

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>named John and not Johann

feelsbadman

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David is a fine name

what's your given name? Eugene? lel

>Be named Finn
>Not from Finland

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MUH

I am not German-american I just like the german version more desu.

We are transcending platforms this is great

I have an incredibly Danish first and last name despite not being Danish.
Absolute coincidence on my parents part.

Start wearing turtlenecks and making bad art. Call everything a spook and slay all those art hoes

Max Verstappen is currently a national hero here.

When my parents moved here I lost my last name and my middle name became my surname.

It could be worse. For example Attila is one of the most common names in Hungary.

My fucking leftists parents called me Muhammad, even if i'm not even arab.
I could have had a normal name, but no, let's be progressive!

>François
>that one year there was 4 of us in same class

:^)

>sooooo do you like Antoine?
>which one? The ugly one? hiiihiiihiii

>Named Aaron (air-on)
>constantly mispronounced

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I had a Hungarian teacher named Ildico

what's it like as a gestalt consciousness?

Just change it to the funny Italian version Mahomet. btw your parents are trash.

Do Hungarians die from nosebleeds?

>btw your parents are trash.
Don't insult them. Only I have this right.
Besides, i slowly redpilled them overtime.
Now they're quite based, but the mistake they did really hurt me.

>johan
probably the safest name in the history of this nation. It's up there with Karl, Erik, and Gustav.

My name is Derek please rate

Lol yeah I grew up in the 80's and 90's so I got this all the time.

Just change your name. Is your surname normal? Do people think you're a muslim?

Aww, cute

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No, we prefer committing suicide.

Why? They're such chill, friendly, good-natured little pups.

why do swedes pronounce is as Joe-han instead of Yo-han?

I loved Animal Hospital

I dunno what you mean. It's certainly closer to Yo-han than Joe-han; in english there's a d-sound before J, whilst in swedish there isn't.

Do you mean your J is like French J, then? I thought it was like an English Y, as in Norwegian and German.

why not jens? jens is the swedish version of john not johann lol

>Is your surname normal?
Yeah.
>Do people think you're a muslim?
I make sure to be seen with alcohol every time so it's pretty hard to confuse me with a mudslime.
But on the paper while applying for works, they can't see it.

hmm, I was watching some stellaris MP the other day, and the announcers who I presume to be Swedes from their English were pronouncing it that way

Muhammad Schneider sounds weird.

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Both are dimunitive forms of Ioannes.

I imagine they were in "english-speaking mode" and felt it was proper to stick to the english J (with the slight d-sound). I certainly fall into that trap when I speak english for longer durations of time with my british friends.