American pancakes :

American pancakes :

Coarse
Thick
Flavorless

French crepes :

Elegant
Thin
Perfumed

Why are americans like this ?

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I like both

Pancakes are just a breakfast side that is inferior to Biscuits and Cornbread.
France actually tries to take crepes seriously

Pancakes=/= crepes
We have crepes here too

They put corn syrup on the things too.

Why are you and the rest of kind such effeminate faggots?

there is nothing American or French in both types.

it's literally impossible to convince me that french "men" are straight.

pancakes? flavorless?

I didn't know the french didn't have tastebuds

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Maple syrup. Corn syrup goes into our soda because the feds subsidize corn

French crepes
>facts
>statistics
>analyses

American pancakes
>öyh öyh öyh

waffles are better

I'm straight and delicate

My favorite breakfast food is swedish crepes but normal pancakes are still really good.

>canadian doesn't know what maple syrup is
and a ching chong nip nong to you to

actually swedish crepes are french crepes but less good

i love the lingonberry jam
i would use it as lotion for my foreskinless dick if i could

Hi Zhang.

what prevents you from doing it?

because im a retarded american and would probably eat it afterwards like a fat praying mantis

most maple syrup is fake

don't be so hard on yourself, just folow your dreams

good for banging

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This crepe meme... Iiterally all European countries have those things pancakes and France is the only one who call them crêpes and gets praised for them.

because ours are called pancakes. You have to call yours somthing else.

Here have some Swedish pancakes. Not exciting enough? What if I call them Grölö, will you eat? That's what I thought.

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>Grölö

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that's a crêpe

No it's a mixture of flour egg and milk cooked on a frying pan.

Grölö originates from the Spälö region in northern Dråkla. Its creator Grölö Legolas McGuinnes wanted to make a cake but his wooden stove was broken so he had to use the frying pan instead, hence the name pan-cake.

yes, it's a french dish called crêpe

No it's a universal dish called pancake.

It's called a pancake Pierre

you seem to be confused, you're mixing american pancakes and french crêpes

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No I'm not, froggie

Stop this autism

as I recall the norweigans call theirs lefse, I could be wrong, either way I like lefse

what? pancakes are pancakes. is there anything wrong?

I see. From now on i will call swedish crepes grolos regardless of any other truth or opinion about it.

you stop it leaf. We are america and you will quietly do as we do like you always have and there will be no arguments about it.

they are not

read the thread

That would be the correct way of saying it.
As we say in sweden: "Jhöuli Schpank" (you're welcome.)

i thought thanks was donkey shed? but whatever.

That's fenno-swedish

>A crêpe or crepe is a type of very thin pancake

I use name "crepe" when it's like slice of thin papers. alternatively I use "pancakes" when it's thick and bread-like. which means, I use both.

I see. Well Jhöuli Schpank then my friend.

Yes. If it is think it is incorrect to call it a pankace.

*Tips hat*

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you got it right, congratulations

if only other people in this thread were as smart as you are

I am incredibly confused right now but im going to say that if I ever see a swede because im not a bitch

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Thats probably because of region based results. Jhöuli Schpank is a every day thing to say.
If you want to pick up birds, tell them: "Låt mig tafsa på musen, hora"

Pancakes and crepes are what lowlifes who can't afford a waffle iron are forced to make

Waffles are only for summer days, user.

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if you wanted people to agree with you maybe you shouldnt have put the most delicious looking pancake ever as an image

Thanks for reminding me pancakes exist, I'll make some for the lunch tomorrow.

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they look like sad enchiladas

nigga those are some torillas

>>Ylilauta

Both taste too different to compare.

Also the panquecas are supposed to have way more sauce than in the picture, but then it's hard to see what's going on.

they look good but my instincts tell me crepes are supposed to be a breakfast food

Your "instincts" tell you bacon, beans, and potatoes are also breakfast food, Tyrsley Gonzales.

dont you dare bring the breakfast tacos into this you fuck

I'm talking about stuff like bacon and eggs, full English and hash browns. Do you realize how weird those look as "breakfast food" for most people?

Taco itself isn't a big deal, it fills the same role as a bread. If you can fill it with cheese and ham or something like this it's fine.

UMA DELICIA

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This unironically.

>Elegant
>Thin
>Perfumed

Is this your crepe or your woman?

crepes are shit. i'll take pancakes any day of the week

French women aren't elegant or thin but they are heavily perfumed

It's a bad idea going down on them, the perfume becomes stench.

>perfume+never shower
Imagine the smell