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I was too
You can't see me in this photo but I'm talking to the black chick in the back

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average thots

haha fuckin manlet

I remember never being able to open the shitty windows

how many days a girl like this go without sex?

back, dude
can keep an eye on everyone that way

Half at most

>i don't think it's a good idea for me, sadly
How come?

I used to have a friend that was a year younger than me and we'd talk on the bus a lot. She'd usually sit behind me and I'd have my back against the window talking to her.

6th grade was the last grade of elementary school, so of course she was in 5th grade when this happened: On the last day of my elementary school life, she grabbed my hand on the bus ride home and used her nails to carve a giant hole in the back of my hand. My hand started bleeding as if she cut me with a knife. I asked her why the fuck she did that
>so you can remember me forever with the scar

it's almost gone now

Buy an Apple iPhone(tm)
Filename related

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>tfw you'll never find a song as good as this
youtube.com/watch?v=ET1MhXiUDVg

I grew up in Texas and I've never seen a person who either isn't white or hispanic until today. That pajeet really did stick out.

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Lisa Simpson - Off to The Braces (Dental Plan)

the thing about hipster music is the best part is before the chorus drops

not interested in some cartoon girl

Boobies yes

Video games is better though

myriad reasons, friend

lol absolutely not

Trump is stupid

>yeah I watch sports

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wanting a hamburger right now

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kek'd
good, honest, real, texan post

>Trump is stupid

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Who knew country could actually sound pretty good?

youtube.com/watch?v=_fjfo256p6s

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esports*

youtube.com/watch?v=8UVNT4wvIGY
listening to this unironically

easy
youtu.be/O87lzhoexyA?t=130

LITERALLY WHO

Based rich Asian bros

depression is coming back

shoot, me too now
already unironically had a slice of pizza and tacos today
gotta complete the triumvirate

oh man i felt the same way but with my chest and heart anxiety
might not be able to sleep tonight

start lifting

I'm OBSESSED with this song, lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=3bVJFgvUZHg

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that ain't country

youtu.be/03JeFX_4PI4

fuck the pain away

I need to work on my biceps desu

>lads
yeah, not clickin' that link

all women should work on their biceps
hot as fuck

The accent reminds me of a Southern Belle. Clearly a country take on disco. Though I do have an affinity for old Western, cowboy songs. Marty Robbins is the shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=7mrI2xtkEMA

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youtube.com/watch?v=Txhed-Pn0lg

thanks a bunch to the user who turned me onto George Jones

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eat healthy, take vitamins, exercise

It's a youtube video, fag.

southern belle talks like this
youtube.com/watch?v=2vARZ2Irvh8

don't fall for the jordan peterson retard posts
take some antidepressants

>hair thinning
>hairline receding
>only 23
Should I hop on finasteride, bros?

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a bit gay but not too bad

*teases palms*

did you even follow my link?
it's kacey doing real, old-timey country
*spoiler*
(she has a killer yodel)

I'm a virgin but I won't date a fat chick

Jordan Peterson is a gay retard but SSRIs are a bad idea

ok if youre not a fattie

Yeah, I heard it. It's pretty good. Though I only heard of Kacey Musgraves after she won the Grammy. I listened to her new album and it's really fucking good. It's actually changed my opinion on pop country music.

ok tell me about your anecdotal experience goyim

buzz+beard

and i'm not watching it, "wanker"
phoneposting so not even a hover!

Don't bother. I've had pretty good success with women in general, but not once but twice I descended to going after slightly chubby girls (not even fat) because I was lonely and settled for an easy lay, and both times I could barely even keep it up. Total waste of time and I'm never doing it again.

youtu.be/GZfj2Ir3GgQ

My urine looks and smells terrible. I'm really afraid of getting a urine screening if I get this job interview

no

sense a stupid fat American about to get btfo

want you guys to enjoy this
fresh
HOT
new
beat
soundcloud.com/lightreturn/totalitarianism

what're u gonna get caught for

Girl who I went out with a month ago just messaged me now asking if I want to go out tomorrow

good looks don't correlate with promiscuity

Nothing really but I'm afraid they're going to judge me

I take dexedrine for school but I have prescription

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Any plans for tomorrow?

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Nice, i like type of music like that. So comfy and kind.

welcome back ukrainebro

i wanna see rbg’s movie

Yeah going out with this cute girl who’s mouth tasted like peach

>rbg played by a bong
yikes

gotta blast off a couple of emails but otherwise no
hopefully my depression lessens so that i can enjoy a video game that isn't classic wow

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holy fuck i can't wait for DV's new movie

yeah funny how they get a WASP to play RBG instead of some Jewish hag, as if to not let on who is responsible LOL

nvm this is so much better soundcloud.com/offthejump/ibrahim-primrose

I'm black so you know where I have to sit.

>wow
wow what

lmao fucking soundcloud autoplay, I had it open in another tab and was listening to it this whole time since you posted the link thinking it was one song! just got PRANKED

But you probably visit a black school so how would somebody know where you sit in bus fool of black boys and girls.

There's something majorly cringe about how N-W*rd music is called often called "Hip Hop & Rap" on music services LOL

lofi hip hop radio beats to relax study to heh

Shaved my head.

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wow that he can only enjoy classic games

I like when it's clearly Ariana Grande tier pop but they call it "r&b and soul*

world of warcraft i think

haha based !!!!