Explain your country's history in one sentence

ebin

Unironically the Kings fault

Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness

sodomy is cool, kids

we specialize in weirdness

burger, burger, and pursuit of burger

Created just for not to pay taxes to the crown

Lets gain independence and lose it right away in some way or another.

abos to poms to chinks

dindu nuffin

Order and Progress.

YEAH KEK 'EM

party rockers in the house tonight

Ironic motto

invaded until it wasn't

Struggle :(

gay
sex
anime

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Misery

Shoa or holocauster

Only leader is legally allowed to do gay sex

i'll fuck your boipussi

Would the most esteemed customer like to trade this land for some shiny beads?

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I'm not gay but I'd let Putin violate me (no homo)

Proud to be Cult Group Member!

War Profiteers like no other.

incomplete genocide

What do you mean with "stop killing each other"?

It's an island. Islands are really defensible. The weather is also extremely mild. Mild weather is predictable and intuitive. So everyone that stood a chance to take a slice of the pie had a go at it, resulting in the island with mild weather changing hands a bunch until it hit a relatively stable point. By this time the entire island was crammed with people, generally the offspring of the most ambitious and warlike sods Europe had to proffer. The entire mix stewed for centuries until technology reached the point that the population could take over the rest of the world. It did pretty well, almost too well as its greatest colony went rogue. Now the world is lame but things could change.

fuck europe

We wuz kangs and ended up as cucks