/brit/

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nth for THICC Russian Tigers

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that pic always cracks me up

The day every woman in the British Isles gets blacked at the same time.

BUT DOCTOR...

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1550065126694.webm

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that's obviously not gonna happen

what a dunce

only got happy birthday wishes from 1 mate, my mum, dad and my sister
bit of a nigel no mates me

honk honk honk

Got the cock out
Bout to wank it

This picture triggers my baguette.

I got none on my last birthday. Not even from the rents

pics

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youtu.be/RniFX_iphuo

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happy birthday to happy birthday to happy birthday wacky brucie
happy birthday to

sorry lad
thanks lad

The number I got was significantly lower this year. Including nothing from several friends I considered close.
Can be sure they won't be getting anything f rom me when their bday comes around haha

Riddle me this if you're so smart

What accounts for as little as 13% but also for half?

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Want a comfy 40yr old FWB

the worst part about birthdays is having to like 100 "congrats" on facebook
very annoying

didnt even realise what u did at first lol real creative i like it
i dont have facebook so i dont actually know when any of my mates birthdays are lol

i already answered this

Yes it is mate and it’s going to bring about the beginning of a new epoch of enlightenment

>your age
>have you ever had sex?

Hello Melvin my friend!

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No

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thousands of times

dunno
no

27
no

hes not melvin i am

19
Yes

waaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

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Virgins OUT
Sex-havers OUT
Incels IN

Niggle me this

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Bit scared to shag the gf tonight because I'm going to cum early again

Reckon this is the start of the psychological downward spiral and soon I wont even be able to get erect because of the fear

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yes

MA DOTTORE, PAGLIACCI SONO IO!

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no

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>no piers morgan on GMB
>phil and rochelle on this morning

a good start to the day already

his eye-colour isn't even brown
bit scary that

is he asian or is he a nigger? who knows

not brushing your eyes

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no. Had many chances and just didn't bother going through with it. I'm good looking though so I'm not worried

24
no
have a good feeling about this year though

How come on adult gif the anons get into autistic rants about porn?

because theyre autistic

i like to think the people there aren't just going there for a quick wank, they're actually porn enthusiasts who spend spend hours a day posting there like we do here

You are probably right

Don’t even understand how a argument about a 30 second porn Webm can even start

grim

autism is based

shtarved on the shtreet

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Brexit is causing me so many dilemmas.

Its inevitable at this point and even though i very firmly believe all the economists and lawyers and diplomats and industry experts saying its goig to be bad. I can only think to just deny what they say as a means of coping with an unavoidably bad future.

I've just started telling myself
>bad things probably won't happen
>bad things that are happening now are unrelated
>good things will happen
I don't believe any of these things but i do not know what else to tell oneself under such conditions. Surely at some stage one must just switch their critical capacities off and just be taken over my purely emotive and baseless feelings of optimism as a defensive strategy

why do weebs use the ~ symbol?
they should be executed the faggots

>omg this is the end of the world
get a grip

*bops you on the nose*
play nice runt

we use it because we are super kawaii~
('_')/

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Its not the end of the world

Its just something which allegedly will make life worse.

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abel ferrara is a god among men
youtu.be/4dBvcnwjD00

stop posting ugly used up sandwiches you pencil necked beta

sucks pretty bad to grow up and mature through a global recession and when things start looking up brexit happens

I dont think scraping mould off food actually works

Funguses tend to create deep microscopic roots in things they infect. The idea that the visible mould is the entire fungus is downright dull

this nigga called jesus a rat faggot

Just buy stuff you want to prempt the inflation and prefer for potential unemployed. Bought myself some good headphones, a gaming PC, 3 pairs of trainers, some weights. Feels good.

you rat fuckerrr you rat fuuuuck

Nah it does work though. Removing the area with the mould is fine for certain things

Good morning everybody I have a small willy

I have a chad cousin who is a total schizoid and to some slight degree sociopathic.

He's tall and very handsome, fit and success and got good money. But he genuinely doesn't care about another person on earth besides himself

He's had kids which he's abandoned with their mother. Used relatives for free stuff and ditched them without ever calling back.

I say all this because he borrowed a shaver charger off me and i want it back but idk how to proceee

Why not?

retards will never understand shakespearean biblical art
so it goes
the world needs ditch diggers too

and my point goes full circle

How small?

who are you talking to...

/brit/ is today's café central and schizo is a world-renowned artist

a lot of people

Baby boomer genocide when?

i have a compact willery

5 inches hard

schizo has multiple personalities living in his head and he talks to them

Isn't that normal?

Want a woman to sit on my face

Yes it does.

Brexit struck just at the start of my career so all my savings and plans of trying to live prudentially will probably be adversely affected.

Thinking about doing an emigrate - but want to have been in my current job for at least 6 months so it looks ok on the ol' 'um 'tae

i think the average is more like 5.5 to 6 inches

Want a woman to step on my face

Me? Want to sit on a woman's face. Well, not exactly.... more like I'm kneeling above her chest and occasionally drop my balls and gooch right on her face and make me rim me. Also slapping her on the face with my willy and spitting in her mouth