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Adrian Cook
Adrian Cook

conquistador feelings edition

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Carter Richardson
Carter Richardson

new hampshire

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Parker Gray
Parker Gray

I'd like to cuddle with the Australian poster

James Morgan
James Morgan

takes her behind the tree

Lincoln Ortiz
Lincoln Ortiz

I'm eating the sloppy joes. God help me.

youtube.com/watch?v=u8OaGkHP5H8

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Aaron Scott
Aaron Scott

1:56am and stomach making noise

Ryder Wood
Ryder Wood

desuarchive.org/int/thread/101509780/
i'd pay you a dollar to fuck off heh

Wyatt Gutierrez
Wyatt Gutierrez

Stop posting Latina semen demons I'm on no fap

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

what colour would look cool in my room?

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Brody Lewis
Brody Lewis

I'd like to fuck on

Evan Diaz
Evan Diaz

What are you doing for St Valentine's Day?

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Samuel Price
Samuel Price

Damn nigguh you need to dust

Justin Gomez
Justin Gomez

dwelling in that filth can't be good for your health pedro. Get your mom to help you clean if it's too much for you to do alone

Lucas Moore
Lucas Moore

probably smoking weed and playing video games

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Xavier Gomez
Xavier Gomez

Nobody ever enters into my house/room so I don't seen the point in cleaning although this dude makes a fair point, too young to die

Logan Martinez
Logan Martinez

you mean wall color or what?

Blake Ward
Blake Ward

Reading moege and posting on Jow Forums.

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Isaiah Lewis
Isaiah Lewis

who would be the capybara of /cum/?

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Lincoln Turner
Lincoln Turner

Not only that a clean room really does well for your mental health. You feel a sense of relief and calmness -- it's comfy as fuck. Just think of cleaning as meditation a time to reflect and think. Pick a day and stick to it and do it every 1-2 weeks. For me it's Sunday. I put on music and drink beer while I clean then feel really good about myself when i'm done.

Blake Turner
Blake Turner

yeah, I was thinking of brown tone

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

Dane guy

Xavier Butler
Xavier Butler

Sven

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

jet black

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

cum color

Jaxon Thompson
Jaxon Thompson

In my old apartment I had light gray walls. It almost looked kinda light blueish when the sun shined in but idk really

Robert Rogers
Robert Rogers

definitely not

maybe

Nathaniel Watson
Nathaniel Watson

Have you ever noticed that everyone who works at Chick Fil A is reasonably attractive? At least relatively attractive to typical fast food places

John Roberts
John Roberts

I was about to agree, but a half black girl was working the window the last time I went to chick fil a.

Hudson Harris
Hudson Harris

Yes. They're also very socially competent. Their conversational skills and their friendliness is almost too good, I get thrown off sometimes as an autist. Stop being so fucking chummy with me!

Noah Gray
Noah Gray

Have you ever noticed that everyone who works at In-N-Out is reasonably attractive and unusually happy? At least relatively attractive and happy to typical fast food places

Charles Bailey
Charles Bailey

imagine being a grazing animal where your entire life consists of you eating grass any time your not sleep until your too old to escape predators and you die

literally nothing but eating grass all day

John Ross
John Ross

desuarchive.org/int/thread/101512999/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101512999/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101512999/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101512999/

Gabriel Gutierrez
Gabriel Gutierrez

ok
next?

Angel Roberts
Angel Roberts

imagine being a NEET where your entire life consists of you being on the computer any time your not sleep until your too old to escape predators and you die

literally nothing but shitposting all day

Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

101513117
ebin

Jeremiah Butler
Jeremiah Butler

imagine life if pooping and peeing didnt exist

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

This is really deep.

Aaron Green
Aaron Green

Where are my predators? Hello I’m over here?????

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

This

No also it's overrated. Their fries are gross too

Parker Clark
Parker Clark

Where are my predators?
The roastie that works for the NEETbux office that asks why you can't get a job.

Wyatt Johnson
Wyatt Johnson

Reminder that NEETs are called Herbivore Men by the Japs

Dominic Stewart
Dominic Stewart

significantly more interesting to imagine

Adrian Price
Adrian Price

Have you ever noticed that everyone who works at McDonalds is reasonably attractive and unusually happy? At least relatively attractive and happy to typical fast food places

I haven’t LOL

Dylan Lee
Dylan Lee

Hanging out with my QT Pie gf. It’s been about a year now

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

bc they eat the celerymen's celery?

Adrian Flores
Adrian Flores

That term may include some NEETs, but it is not a word for all NEETs.

Jose Parker
Jose Parker

Feel free to stop anytime

James Cook
James Cook

The philosopher Masahiro Morioka defines herbivore men as "kind and gentle men who, without being bound by manliness, do not pursue romantic relationships voraciously and have no aptitude for being hurt or hurting others."
t. Wikipedia

Bitchbois who got no pussymeat

Robert Jackson
Robert Jackson

imagine if humans developed without noses

Elijah Walker
Elijah Walker

got or get??

Aiden Baker
Aiden Baker

I meant feel free to stop pooping and peeing anytime

Jaxon Smith
Jaxon Smith

Humans did not "develop", we were given noses by our creator.

Dominic Edwards
Dominic Edwards

“Got” in the niggerspeak sense of “have”

Christopher Walker
Christopher Walker

youtube.com/watch?v=DjxH_a5U7wA

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Carson Cooper
Carson Cooper

imagine a world where the rich can afford surgery that makes them not have to pee or poop while poor people or "defaults" still had to pee and poop and all the bathrooms were really poorly kept because only poor people used them

Kevin Cook
Kevin Cook

imagine if chvrches didn't have those dumb dudes hooting and hollering in the background all the time
lavren vocals only

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

I would get a nose job if it was cheaper and there wasn't as much recovery time

Isaiah Myers
Isaiah Myers

I can give you an ass-to-nose nosejob heh

Gavin Bell
Gavin Bell

Most of the McD here in Vancouver have 8/10s asian international students working there

Noah Reed
Noah Reed

My local McDonalds is staffed entirely by FOB pajeets who can’t speak English and 0/10 whites who all seem to have something seriously wrong with them in their own way, but all have given up on life :^)

It’s so disheartening that it makes me not want to go to McDonalds (and that’s a good thing)

Andrew Cooper
Andrew Cooper

sadly I went to mcdonalds tonight, but it was mostly a mix of young high schoolers and a few older folks near retirement age

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

hey buddy

Aaron Johnson
Aaron Johnson

I haven't seen a McDonalds in years. Everything got replaced by Chipotle or Panera Bread

Adrian Nguyen
Adrian Nguyen

mcdonalds tonight
Is this an anti-Semitic dogwhistle

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Juan Rogers
Juan Rogers

or just a bank

Chase Rivera
Chase Rivera

imagine if the whole world was just people

Justin Wood
Justin Wood

oh hay it's ravalli where u been man

we just got a panera, haven't tried it yet tho

MAYBE

Daniel Martinez
Daniel Martinez

haven't tried it yet tho
I wouldn't recommend it tbqh. I had soup in a bread bowl and got sick

Could be just the location doe

Hunter Foster
Hunter Foster

ive been around
are you the one that posted thighs

Jose Russell
Jose Russell

bread bowl

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Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

I'm going to tell my family to stop talking to me in English. I will only respond if I am spoken to in Japanese, and I will only reply in Japanese.

Ryan Jackson
Ryan Jackson

it's probably fine here, most fast food is ran well enough

no that would be lewd

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

please sauce

Brayden Davis
Brayden Davis

kek
nice filesize

David Campbell
David Campbell

hmm

James Johnson
James Johnson

cum is a good, christian general

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Kevin Garcia
Kevin Garcia

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Joseph Bennett
Joseph Bennett

cum is cute, cute!

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Julian Diaz
Julian Diaz

OH NO NO NO this crazy staff member is now working a 3rd day a week. Where's the young cuties at? Send some.

Sebastian Perez
Sebastian Perez

just a bunch of cum cuties!

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John Campbell
John Campbell

This staff member is very anal about things lads. Mad as a cut snake 2bh.

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

theism

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Mason Butler
Mason Butler

Just got the staff member to print me off another colouring in lads. She was complaining the printer wasn't working. She probably printed something off at the remote office instead. Hahaha.

Juan Thomas
Juan Thomas

Speak English you nonce.

Josiah Roberts
Josiah Roberts

my sisters friend, no sauce

Jaxson Perez
Jaxson Perez

iphoneposters

Dominic Ramirez
Dominic Ramirez

These staff switch between Operating Systems. They use Remote desktop for Win 7 & Win 8.1 what a mess.

Nicholas Baker
Nicholas Baker

Airport security really are the dumbest shits
Had to empty my whole backpack because of a film camera without electronic parts
“Is it an ”””””oldschool camera”””””?” (Lol)
Yes it’s a film camera
“So how does it work without electronics???”
And they keep on striking because apparently double the minimum wage isn’t enough for their piss job

Reee!!

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Matthew Gomez
Matthew Gomez

Christian cuties!

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Michael Martinez
Michael Martinez

Hello /cum/
Doing a drink.

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Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

cheers, bud!

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

infinitelooper.com/?v=HMnrl0tmd3k&p=n
rainymood.com/

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Jose Sanders
Jose Sanders

Have a nice drink lad

Juan Gonzalez
Juan Gonzalez

hi, you're cooler than strayans

Henry Hughes
Henry Hughes

Henlo Kiwi.

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

awfully h*cking rude
(it would be polite to apologize to bestbruce at this point)

Leo Perry
Leo Perry

h'what are you drinking?

Blake Bell
Blake Bell

why don't we have based baja and sinaloa mexicans who are still awake

Austin Myers
Austin Myers

Asmr Level cringe

Colton King
Colton King

Asmr Level cringe

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Daniel Peterson
Daniel Peterson

I’m sinaloan at heart

Alexander Jenkins
Alexander Jenkins

Cheers!
Will do buddy, will do.
I don't know about that.
Strayans are plenty cool.
Heyo matey.
Hows the house treating you?
C H E A P
B E E R
Just something I could rustle up, bit broke after rent, bills and groceries this week.

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Ryan Jenkins
Ryan Jenkins

Please rate my google translate roast of this extra flags shill
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101512540/

Chase Lewis
Chase Lewis

Ok epic
I’m sitting across the cabin crew security screening and I can watch them take their shoes off and expose their Asian feet in pantyhose

Hudson Ramirez
Hudson Ramirez

cutest christian cuties ever!

give me a drink too!

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Anthony Brown
Anthony Brown

I like saying "nigger" but I'm not racist

Nathaniel Ward
Nathaniel Ward

Basado to be perfectly honest
More than basado
Epico
Epico para la victoria

Angel Perry
Angel Perry

asian feet is the ugliest of feet

Landon Brooks
Landon Brooks

on works if you got one of these

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David Richardson
David Richardson

it;s really bad

Angel Sanchez
Angel Sanchez

Posting a lewd just for you Hans. Keep it.

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Asher Robinson
Asher Robinson

I don't like any of you cum bags

Jordan Parker
Jordan Parker

You can come and get it.
Had a few too much drinks to fly my plane to drop it off.
that image
Little lewd for a pure fella like you.

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David Turner
David Turner

This is an Asian-American. Real Asian would not wear anything like this.

Joseph Thomas
Joseph Thomas

Adorable cum cuties!

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Eli Baker
Eli Baker

This is the only song from Korn I ever liked
youtube.com/watch?v=ZCIcyKmJj5I

Jack Hernandez
Jack Hernandez

I forgot korn vvas a thing

Jordan Clark
Jordan Clark

Same....just rolls off the tongue nicely...

Joshua James
Joshua James

You mean shorts? Pretty sure they have those in Asia proper too.

Samuel Martin
Samuel Martin

did your w key break?

Colton Cook
Colton Cook

SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME YOU AND ME WERE MEANT TO BE A CHEAP FUCK FOR ME TO LAY

Jordan Ross
Jordan Ross

ye5

Owen James
Owen James

Use the u key next time, it's double u not double v.

Jace Lopez
Jace Lopez

i miss that era of limp bizkit, korn and the deftones

Gabriel Campbell
Gabriel Campbell

Had a few too much drinks to fly my plane to drop it off.
ok but flying around sounds like a lot of fun!!

and I would never post lewd pics that would be no good!

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Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

dad threatened me then consoled me again

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Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

101514815
surely bait

Wyatt Williams
Wyatt Williams

I’m a freak on a leash...dare letting me run loose?...

Aaron Perry
Aaron Perry

I have fapped at least once a day, every single day for the past 10 years. Are my sperms as strong as they were 5 years ago or do they die more easily now?

Luis Anderson
Luis Anderson

really vvant food.

Kevin Rivera
Kevin Rivera

EVEN ON CHRISTMAS? YOU PERVERT

David James
David James

youtube.com/watch?v=avpj9CPVANE

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Cooper Watson
Cooper Watson

Pretty constipated, guys
Would post a turd pic but already flushed :/

Blake Roberts
Blake Roberts

pretty hvngry myself

Luis Ramirez
Luis Ramirez

well, not anymore!

Oliver Cook
Oliver Cook

Thinking about going out and collecting sticks and rocks and bringing them home. Not sure what I'd do with them, but at least I'd have some sticks and rocks in the backyard that I didn't have before. Resources, like in minecraft or something.

Levi Brown
Levi Brown

do not like philly cheese steak because the beef is very light. I like darker beef.

Aaron Flores
Aaron Flores

I'm downloading 1 GB of Pharah porn right now.

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Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

How has the Age of Trump impacted the American people's collective mental health and also their intimate lives?

It has had a big impact. For some people Trump's campaign and presidency has created a type of PTSD — what I call "Post-Trump Sex Disorder." Trump has created feelings of fear, loathing, and nausea. People just don’t want to have sex. This would mainly be seen with women who are just appalled at how creepy Trump is. He takes what is often a positive male attribute of confidence and pushes it way over the line into a rape-like and rape-entitled kind of arrogance.

Just IMAGINE a politician having any impact on your sex life. Fucking insane, what is wrong with libtards?

Alexander Johnson
Alexander Johnson

Only based post in this pozzhole called american hours

Sebastian Flores
Sebastian Flores

I can't believe I ever thought I would see this happen when the thing that was supposed to happen needs to get another way before the last time I saw this I knew there would be no way I could feel as if there was a choice in never having said that we can no longer forget what they were doing about it last time.

Gabriel Hernandez
Gabriel Hernandez

I like darker beef.
I bet you do, burger

Wyatt Sanders
Wyatt Sanders

He takes what is often a positive male attribute of confidence and pushes it way over the line into a rape-like and rape-entitled kind of arrogance.

Kek wtf

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Zachary Diaz
Zachary Diaz

Don't call me that

Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

so yr going to:
tidy up the yard back home
take all the greenwaste (plus rocks) you cleaned up
and dump it in yr current backyard

sounds great!

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

okay, beefer

Aaron Wilson
Aaron Wilson

americans are fags

Aiden Myers
Aiden Myers

No, I am going to walk the streets of town, maybe go to a park or something, and pick up rocks and sticks as I go and bring them all home to the house and put them in the backyard. I am going to LARP as a Minecraft character.

Jayden Morris
Jayden Morris

salon.com/2019/02/13/has-trump-wrecked-our-sex-life-post-trump-sex-disorder-is-real-says-sex-therapist/

dude this article the whole thing is fucking looney tunes.

As unbelievable as it may sound, there are actually slave plantation retreats where black people go to be dominated by white people in a BDSM interracial role-playing experience. There are also other examples of that kink where blacks and Latinos and other nonwhites engage in "race play" with their intimate partners where the former act out "crossing the border" and being captured by the authorities, are servants or slaves who are subjected to racist abuse. Sometimes this takes the form of using racial slurs while having sex. To me these are all clear examples of internalized white supremacy and self-hatred. But I also believe that people have a right to their own pleasure and bodily autonomy with consenting partners. How do we reconcile these tensions?

John Nelson
John Nelson

youtube.com/watch?v=0QCMJFHdnpA

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

and I would never post lewd pics that would be no good!
Hmmmm for some reason I don't believe you.

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Jason Lewis
Jason Lewis

I am going to LARP as a Minecraft character.
State of you

Kayden Cook
Kayden Cook

As unbelievable as it may sound, there are actually slave plantation retreats where black people go to be dominated by white people in a BDSM interracial role-playing experience. There are also other examples of that kink where blacks and Latinos and other nonwhites engage in "race play" with their intimate partners where the former act out "crossing the border" and being captured by the authorities, are servants or slaves who are subjected to racist abuse. Sometimes this takes the form of using racial slurs while having sex.

lmao

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Ethan Walker
Ethan Walker

How can girls eat like this and still have a low body fat body
youtube.com/watch?v=U9MNGaaauHQ

Juan Bailey
Juan Bailey

I think he puke

Jace Price
Jace Price

are you serious?
youtube.com/watch?v=GIzylZ5nTPI

Colton Ramirez
Colton Ramirez

i'd recommend trainspotting - the hobby
better than getting this sort of bagman behavior engrained before you really lose it

Zachary Myers
Zachary Myers

I've got a backpack and everything, it's going to be fucking lit. If anyone talks to me or if the cops try to stop or something, I will just reply by making "oof" sounds like roblox guy.

Aaron Young
Aaron Young

hmmm doesn't sound like something I'd do, lewd is no good!

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Eli Jenkins
Eli Jenkins

Now that I think of it. I have a hatchet in my room as well. I could cut some BIG sticks directly off of trees.

Connor Peterson
Connor Peterson

bored of this shtick already

John Carter
John Carter

OH SHIT, the staff just arrived back with a packet of Magnum condoms lads. This is getting fucking weird. Hahaha.

Camden Foster
Camden Foster

Based

Angel Gutierrez
Angel Gutierrez

It's one of those comfy rainy nights guys. I'd go outside but I already changed into my bed clothes.

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Ian Ortiz
Ian Ortiz

They put all whiteys in one row
I am surrounded by backpacker cancer on their way to Australia

Alexander Davis
Alexander Davis

I have proof saying otherwise!

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Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

literally me in pic

Jeremiah Lopez
Jeremiah Lopez

Smoking is bad for you

Jose Brown
Jose Brown

WHY ISNT SHE REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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Aaron Campbell
Aaron Campbell

wait what

Luis Mitchell
Luis Mitchell

it's so warm too!

Carter Brooks
Carter Brooks

damn man, post more?

Sebastian Richardson
Sebastian Richardson

youtube.com/watch?v=3lIyDxfUhxM
awake. its so cold aaahhh.

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Jaxson Hernandez
Jaxson Hernandez

are you serious?
youtube.com/watch?v=BwSts2s4ba4

Justin Rivera
Justin Rivera

wakey wakey. the thread must live.

Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

The thread must die. Everyone on /cum/ is a bully.

Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

Don’t mind me...
Just posting from midair...high above the clouds

Tyler Carter
Tyler Carter

hmmm.

Tyler Flores
Tyler Flores

Hope you crash and everyone survives and is stranded on an island and then the whole group decides to kill you so they can live together in peace before rescue comes.

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

feels based....inflight WiFi and a pass...
Only real niccaz can enjoy this lifestyle...

Levi Stewart
Levi Stewart

youtube.com/watch?v=AxrBPsPNqPM

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Landon Gonzalez
Landon Gonzalez

based.

Zachary Russell
Zachary Russell

I'm not a bully.
But I don't post on /cum/ all that much either...

Julian Garcia
Julian Garcia

watched my entire pewdiepie backlog
nothing to do now

Jacob Murphy
Jacob Murphy

B
A
A
E
D

Mason Thomas
Mason Thomas

Autocorrect got me fucked up

Angel Mitchell
Angel Mitchell

My willy is getting hard.

John Cooper
John Cooper

Poképuss is waiting 4 u

Caleb Perez
Caleb Perez

luv beach house desu ngl
sry about the cold, friend :/
we have warmth to spare :///

Parker Torres
Parker Torres

you bust out the vape yet?
blow it in they face~

Jaxon Lee
Jaxon Lee

I don’t vape...

Eli Green
Eli Green

Loser

Isaiah Baker
Isaiah Baker

Question: why are American women so thick?
Is it fast food culture? How can we import that?

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Ian Anderson
Ian Anderson

targeted workout routines and/or genetics

Adam Barnes
Adam Barnes

Get this nigger the FUCK off my screen

Evan Long
Evan Long

n word
Yikes!

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Josiah Anderson
Josiah Anderson

me too.
I'm using a space heater but my hands are like ice.
too bad ur so faaaaaar

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Isaac Roberts
Isaac Roberts

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERS!

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Owen Sanchez
Owen Sanchez

pass
a fucking LEAF.

Ryder Bennett
Ryder Bennett

If I start walking to johnny eagle now, it will be around 8 of clock when I get there, and surely they will have restocked their milk shelf by then, right?

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Charles Moore
Charles Moore

youtube.com/watch?v=D_oTxsHK5d8

William Garcia
William Garcia

Does this turn anyone on?

youtube.com/watch?v=eFE_cV7Hq84

Zachary Sanders
Zachary Sanders

i've been able to bring unseasonably warm weather to new england on several occasions
but only ever in person
h/o i have a couple friends in particular i might be able to channel thru
not sure this gunna work but
here goes nothin'!

Connor Gutierrez
Connor Gutierrez

Most definitely. Were they out?

Jeremiah Wood
Jeremiah Wood

They were out when I went around 5am the other day.

Dominic Barnes
Dominic Barnes

straight out? damn
No, there'd be a lot of hyper pissed old ladies if the milk weren't restocked by 8

Gavin Cooper
Gavin Cooper

ha, it's ok.
I'll survive fine.

Hunter Ward
Hunter Ward

Not a fan of girls who assert their dominance over other girls by hugging me

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Isaac Morgan
Isaac Morgan

Plane is a shakin

Liam Fisher
Liam Fisher

falling for the dairyjew

Lucas Walker
Lucas Walker

hm, wellll
until i hear back from them i should probably brush up on astral projection
try to stay warm in the meantime!

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

You don’t know the depths of faggot Perversion

rest assured some freak gay is jerking his dick to this

Liam Davis
Liam Davis

falling for the dairyjew

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Christopher Martinez
Christopher Martinez

ha!
classic

Parker Nelson
Parker Nelson

it's daybreak now so the temp should raise soon.

Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

What are YOU doing to Build Better Worlds?
youtu.be/2_mJIPXrdag

Hunter Scott
Hunter Scott

/tv/ and /v/ are shitholes, but they're also glorious.

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Christopher Reed
Christopher Reed

Clitoris has 8000 nerve endings
Foreskin has at least double that
Clitorectomy is illegal in the US
Circumcision is legal in the US

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Luis Barnes
Luis Barnes

currently going through my gfs phone

Camden Hernandez
Camden Hernandez

Fuck chicanolard niggas

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Lucas Gomez
Lucas Gomez

What is wrong with poo's? This video has 900 thousand views

youtube.com/watch?v=t5ZNiWfxX9s

William Sullivan
William Sullivan

Trust me, Dr. Kellogg tried to get it a thing like he did with circumcisition but the public was too revolted about the prospect.

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

Wow I got a warning for posting the word nigger. HEY JANNY GUESS WHAT THIS WHOLE FUCKING GENERAL IS NOTHING BUT OFF TOPIC SHITPOSTING YOU FUCKING NIGGER!

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Robert Baker
Robert Baker

Why? Clitorectomy is less damaging than circumcision......

Colton Rogers
Colton Rogers

daybreak on a frigid winter morning
that's gotta be a relief
feels chillier in my mind than nighttime tho

Christian Allen
Christian Allen

Large population

Josiah Smith
Josiah Smith

wait, really?

Grayson Wright
Grayson Wright

what are your findings

Xavier Wilson
Xavier Wilson

I know what you mean.
meant it was sunrise and used daybreak by a mistake. The sun is finally up now.

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Mason Hall
Mason Hall

racism outside of /b/ is a bannable offense.

Angel Carter
Angel Carter

Happy valentine

Noah Perez
Noah Perez

Haven't seen any couples yet, but it's only 7:45

Christian Scott
Christian Scott

I have to go to morning class.

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Levi Foster
Levi Foster

He wanted people to just throw acid at the girl’s clitoris and make them feel a shit ton of pain. He wanted to stop masturbation and he was unable to push it since unlike circumcision, he couldn’t say any possible health benefits about it

Luis Rivera
Luis Rivera

Me too, currently waiting for it to start

Grayson Smith
Grayson Smith

I'm b& at least once every to week for racism now because mods get triggered. They never use to care.

Ian Watson
Ian Watson

Thinkgen bout toes

Xavier Martinez
Xavier Martinez

buy a pack of lotion
mfw the Casher Girl knows exactly why I bought them

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Xavier Jackson
Xavier Jackson

Why did you?

Jose Walker
Jose Walker

Skin gets dry during winter

Ryan Hughes
Ryan Hughes

morning class in winter
gl, brave souls

Colton Adams
Colton Adams

made me itchy just reading that

Hudson Torres
Hudson Torres

this is not my beautiful house

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

it's sunny but the streets are covered in snow. 50% chance prof won't show.

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Andrew Walker
Andrew Walker

laptop posting

Is this as bad as phoneposting?

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Samuel Davis
Samuel Davis

my face is constantly dry.

Julian Powell
Julian Powell

snow+sun
don't forget yr shades

Brandon Bell
Brandon Bell

good morning

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Jose Collins
Jose Collins

tfw too socially isolated to care about valentine's day

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John Cook
John Cook

good morning

Jack Collins
Jack Collins

Say a Solar Flare shuts down the Internet for an entire month. How would you cope?

John Allen
John Allen

you care so little about it you have to mention it?

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Owen Long
Owen Long

Kek

Asher Carter
Asher Carter

it seems im the only one here not considering the noose today

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Hunter Reed
Hunter Reed

i didn't even know it was valentines day
youtube.com/watch?v=Sgl9KRh4DNE

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

based song.

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Christian Cox
Christian Cox

FINALLY got my breakfast sandwich. I missed my chance yet again yesterday, but today I woke up at a normal hour. Had eggs and ham on an English muffin

Liam Morris
Liam Morris

anony, shouldn't you be sleeping at this time?

Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith

Watching live action Initial-D (HongKong movie)
ama

Cameron Lewis
Cameron Lewis

Does it still have those catchy beats?

Ayden Sanchez
Ayden Sanchez

Limpia tu cuarto pinche asqueroso

Joseph Walker
Joseph Walker

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE for white dick

Alexander Edwards
Alexander Edwards

good morning we wake up at the same time :-3

Zachary Baker
Zachary Baker

hearing some cars out there stuck in the snow lol

Sebastian White
Sebastian White

No...no eurobeat at all

Watching lalaland now ( best movie ever)

Jason Jenkins
Jason Jenkins

Worst day of the year tbqh

Caleb Lopez
Caleb Lopez

it's my birthday asshole

Camden Howard
Camden Howard

Happy Smurf Day

Joseph Rodriguez
Joseph Rodriguez

psyche!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Julian Lewis
Julian Lewis

Hinga dinga durgen

Colton Watson
Colton Watson

happy birthday, user.

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Gavin Harris
Gavin Harris


do another then, this isnt girl next door this is insta famous sort

Joshua Kelly
Joshua Kelly

good morning my dudes

Cameron Sullivan
Cameron Sullivan

no one cares unless you post an anime picture too

Matthew Ramirez
Matthew Ramirez

anime is for pedophiles and faggots

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Jordan Morales
Jordan Morales

well good morning to you too fuck face

Grayson Morris
Grayson Morris

thanks

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Benjamin Jackson
Benjamin Jackson

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Asher Myers
Asher Myers

tfw can't function at normal speed

Ryan Butler
Ryan Butler

dont believe its ever coming out desu

Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

i like urban exploration videos on youtube
it's a shame there's only one good channel

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

just use google maps?

Zachary Howard
Zachary Howard

excuse me sir
i enjoy looking at maps too

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

omg

Carter Harris
Carter Harris

are coops basically apartments?

Mason Harris
Mason Harris

explain

Ryan Robinson
Ryan Robinson

fucking retard

Wyatt Parker
Wyatt Parker

no? it's where chickens live

Lucas Taylor
Lucas Taylor

I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now
I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride
Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die
livin' life in the fast lane

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Cameron Reed
Cameron Reed

gayest lyrics i've ever read

Jason Scott
Jason Scott

twitch.tv/crunchyroll
get in here

Aiden Evans
Aiden Evans

I got a question if I may
Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend
And watch his butt butt when he tees off
But, but, I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant, it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details, but
What if he pictured it as a female's butt
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut

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Anthony Lewis
Anthony Lewis

NO
CO-OP
NOT COOP

Brayden Morgan
Brayden Morgan

co-op is when you play video games together you moron

Isaiah Young
Isaiah Young

I believe he is talking about this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Housing_cooperative

William Gomez
William Gomez

My old man is a bad man
But I can't deny the way he holds my hand
And he grabs me, he has me by my heart
He doesn't mind I have a Las Vegas past
He doesn't mind I have a LA crass way about me
He loves me with every beat of his cocaine heart
Swimming pool glimmering darling
White bikini off with my red nail polish
Watch me in the swimming pool
Bright blue ripples
You sitting, sipping on your Black Crystal, yeah

Robert Mitchell
Robert Mitchell

native new yorkians
is the upper westside for dorks?

Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

light of my life
fire of my loins
keep me forever, tell me you want me

Eli Adams
Eli Adams

desuarchive.org/int/thread/101528730/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101528730/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101528730/
NEW

Easton Wright
Easton Wright

an actual new

desuarchive.org/int/thread/101529732/

Benjamin Ross
Benjamin Ross

bump because i feel like it

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