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I'd like to cuddle with the Australian poster
takes her behind the tree
I'm eating the sloppy joes. God help me.
1:56am and stomach making noise
i'd pay you a dollar to fuck off heh
Stop posting Latina semen demons I'm on no fap
what colour would look cool in my room?
I'd like to fuck on
What are you doing for St Valentine's Day?
Damn nigguh you need to dust
dwelling in that filth can't be good for your health pedro. Get your mom to help you clean if it's too much for you to do alone
probably smoking weed and playing video games
Nobody ever enters into my house/room so I don't seen the point in cleaning although this dude makes a fair point, too young to die
you mean wall color or what?
Reading moege and posting on Jow Forums.
who would be the capybara of /cum/?
Not only that a clean room really does well for your mental health. You feel a sense of relief and calmness -- it's comfy as fuck. Just think of cleaning as meditation a time to reflect and think. Pick a day and stick to it and do it every 1-2 weeks. For me it's Sunday. I put on music and drink beer while I clean then feel really good about myself when i'm done.
yeah, I was thinking of brown tone
In my old apartment I had light gray walls. It almost looked kinda light blueish when the sun shined in but idk really
Have you ever noticed that everyone who works at Chick Fil A is reasonably attractive? At least relatively attractive to typical fast food places
I was about to agree, but a half black girl was working the window the last time I went to chick fil a.
Yes. They're also very socially competent. Their conversational skills and their friendliness is almost too good, I get thrown off sometimes as an autist. Stop being so fucking chummy with me!
Have you ever noticed that everyone who works at In-N-Out is reasonably attractive and unusually happy? At least relatively attractive and happy to typical fast food places
imagine being a grazing animal where your entire life consists of you eating grass any time your not sleep until your too old to escape predators and you die
literally nothing but eating grass all day
imagine being a NEET where your entire life consists of you being on the computer any time your not sleep until your too old to escape predators and you die
literally nothing but shitposting all day
imagine life if pooping and peeing didnt exist
This is really deep.
Where are my predators? Hello I’m over here?????
No also it's overrated. Their fries are gross too
Where are my predators?
The roastie that works for the NEETbux office that asks why you can't get a job.
Reminder that NEETs are called Herbivore Men by the Japs
significantly more interesting to imagine
Have you ever noticed that everyone who works at McDonalds is reasonably attractive and unusually happy? At least relatively attractive and happy to typical fast food places
I haven’t LOL
Hanging out with my QT Pie gf. It’s been about a year now
bc they eat the celerymen's celery?
That term may include some NEETs, but it is not a word for all NEETs.
Feel free to stop anytime
The philosopher Masahiro Morioka defines herbivore men as "kind and gentle men who, without being bound by manliness, do not pursue romantic relationships voraciously and have no aptitude for being hurt or hurting others."
Bitchbois who got no pussymeat
imagine if humans developed without noses
got or get??
I meant feel free to stop pooping and peeing anytime
Humans did not "develop", we were given noses by our creator.
“Got” in the niggerspeak sense of “have”
imagine a world where the rich can afford surgery that makes them not have to pee or poop while poor people or "defaults" still had to pee and poop and all the bathrooms were really poorly kept because only poor people used them
imagine if chvrches didn't have those dumb dudes hooting and hollering in the background all the time
lavren vocals only
I would get a nose job if it was cheaper and there wasn't as much recovery time
I can give you an ass-to-nose nosejob heh
Most of the McD here in Vancouver have 8/10s asian international students working there
My local McDonalds is staffed entirely by FOB pajeets who can’t speak English and 0/10 whites who all seem to have something seriously wrong with them in their own way, but all have given up on life :^)
It’s so disheartening that it makes me not want to go to McDonalds (and that’s a good thing)
sadly I went to mcdonalds tonight, but it was mostly a mix of young high schoolers and a few older folks near retirement age
I haven't seen a McDonalds in years. Everything got replaced by Chipotle or Panera Bread
Is this an anti-Semitic dogwhistle
or just a bank
imagine if the whole world was just people
oh hay it's ravalli where u been man
we just got a panera, haven't tried it yet tho
haven't tried it yet tho
I wouldn't recommend it tbqh. I had soup in a bread bowl and got sick
Could be just the location doe
ive been around
are you the one that posted thighs
I'm going to tell my family to stop talking to me in English. I will only respond if I am spoken to in Japanese, and I will only reply in Japanese.
it's probably fine here, most fast food is ran well enough
no that would be lewd
cum is a good, christian general
cum is cute, cute!
OH NO NO NO this crazy staff member is now working a 3rd day a week. Where's the young cuties at? Send some.
just a bunch of cum cuties!
This staff member is very anal about things lads. Mad as a cut snake 2bh.
Just got the staff member to print me off another colouring in lads. She was complaining the printer wasn't working. She probably printed something off at the remote office instead. Hahaha.
Speak English you nonce.
my sisters friend, no sauce
These staff switch between Operating Systems. They use Remote desktop for Win 7 & Win 8.1 what a mess.
Airport security really are the dumbest shits
Had to empty my whole backpack because of a film camera without electronic parts
“Is it an ”””””oldschool camera”””””?” (Lol)
Yes it’s a film camera
“So how does it work without electronics???”
And they keep on striking because apparently double the minimum wage isn’t enough for their piss job
Doing a drink.
Have a nice drink lad
hi, you're cooler than strayans
awfully h*cking rude
(it would be polite to apologize to bestbruce at this point)
h'what are you drinking?
why don't we have based baja and sinaloa mexicans who are still awake
Asmr Level cringe
Asmr Level cringe
I’m sinaloan at heart
Will do buddy, will do.
I don't know about that.
Strayans are plenty cool.
Hows the house treating you?
C H E A P
B E E R
Just something I could rustle up, bit broke after rent, bills and groceries this week.
Please rate my google translate roast of this extra flags shill
I’m sitting across the cabin crew security screening and I can watch them take their shoes off and expose their Asian feet in pantyhose
cutest christian cuties ever!
give me a drink too!
I like saying "nigger" but I'm not racist
Basado to be perfectly honest
More than basado
Epico para la victoria
asian feet is the ugliest of feet
on works if you got one of these
it;s really bad
Posting a lewd just for you Hans. Keep it.
I don't like any of you cum bags
You can come and get it.
Had a few too much drinks to fly my plane to drop it off.
Little lewd for a pure fella like you.
This is an Asian-American. Real Asian would not wear anything like this.
Adorable cum cuties!
This is the only song from Korn I ever liked
I forgot korn vvas a thing
Same....just rolls off the tongue nicely...
You mean shorts? Pretty sure they have those in Asia proper too.
did your w key break?
SOMETHING TAKES A PART OF ME YOU AND ME WERE MEANT TO BE A CHEAP FUCK FOR ME TO LAY
Use the u key next time, it's double u not double v.
i miss that era of limp bizkit, korn and the deftones
Had a few too much drinks to fly my plane to drop it off.
ok but flying around sounds like a lot of fun!!
and I would never post lewd pics that would be no good!
dad threatened me then consoled me again
I’m a freak on a leash...dare letting me run loose?...
I have fapped at least once a day, every single day for the past 10 years. Are my sperms as strong as they were 5 years ago or do they die more easily now?
really vvant food.
EVEN ON CHRISTMAS? YOU PERVERT
Pretty constipated, guys
Would post a turd pic but already flushed :/
pretty hvngry myself
well, not anymore!
Thinking about going out and collecting sticks and rocks and bringing them home. Not sure what I'd do with them, but at least I'd have some sticks and rocks in the backyard that I didn't have before. Resources, like in minecraft or something.
do not like philly cheese steak because the beef is very light. I like darker beef.
I'm downloading 1 GB of Pharah porn right now.
How has the Age of Trump impacted the American people's collective mental health and also their intimate lives?
It has had a big impact. For some people Trump's campaign and presidency has created a type of PTSD — what I call "Post-Trump Sex Disorder." Trump has created feelings of fear, loathing, and nausea. People just don’t want to have sex. This would mainly be seen with women who are just appalled at how creepy Trump is. He takes what is often a positive male attribute of confidence and pushes it way over the line into a rape-like and rape-entitled kind of arrogance.
Just IMAGINE a politician having any impact on your sex life. Fucking insane, what is wrong with libtards?
Only based post in this pozzhole called american hours
I can't believe I ever thought I would see this happen when the thing that was supposed to happen needs to get another way before the last time I saw this I knew there would be no way I could feel as if there was a choice in never having said that we can no longer forget what they were doing about it last time.
I like darker beef.
I bet you do, burger
He takes what is often a positive male attribute of confidence and pushes it way over the line into a rape-like and rape-entitled kind of arrogance.
Don't call me that
so yr going to:
tidy up the yard back home
take all the greenwaste (plus rocks) you cleaned up
and dump it in yr current backyard
americans are fags
No, I am going to walk the streets of town, maybe go to a park or something, and pick up rocks and sticks as I go and bring them all home to the house and put them in the backyard. I am going to LARP as a Minecraft character.
dude this article the whole thing is fucking looney tunes.
As unbelievable as it may sound, there are actually slave plantation retreats where black people go to be dominated by white people in a BDSM interracial role-playing experience. There are also other examples of that kink where blacks and Latinos and other nonwhites engage in "race play" with their intimate partners where the former act out "crossing the border" and being captured by the authorities, are servants or slaves who are subjected to racist abuse. Sometimes this takes the form of using racial slurs while having sex. To me these are all clear examples of internalized white supremacy and self-hatred. But I also believe that people have a right to their own pleasure and bodily autonomy with consenting partners. How do we reconcile these tensions?
and I would never post lewd pics that would be no good!
Hmmmm for some reason I don't believe you.
I am going to LARP as a Minecraft character.
State of you
As unbelievable as it may sound, there are actually slave plantation retreats where black people go to be dominated by white people in a BDSM interracial role-playing experience. There are also other examples of that kink where blacks and Latinos and other nonwhites engage in "race play" with their intimate partners where the former act out "crossing the border" and being captured by the authorities, are servants or slaves who are subjected to racist abuse. Sometimes this takes the form of using racial slurs while having sex.
How can girls eat like this and still have a low body fat body
I think he puke
are you serious?
i'd recommend trainspotting - the hobby
better than getting this sort of bagman behavior engrained before you really lose it
I've got a backpack and everything, it's going to be fucking lit. If anyone talks to me or if the cops try to stop or something, I will just reply by making "oof" sounds like roblox guy.
hmmm doesn't sound like something I'd do, lewd is no good!
Now that I think of it. I have a hatchet in my room as well. I could cut some BIG sticks directly off of trees.
bored of this shtick already
OH SHIT, the staff just arrived back with a packet of Magnum condoms lads. This is getting fucking weird. Hahaha.
It's one of those comfy rainy nights guys. I'd go outside but I already changed into my bed clothes.
They put all whiteys in one row
I am surrounded by backpacker cancer on their way to Australia
I have proof saying otherwise!
literally me in pic
Smoking is bad for you
WHY ISNT SHE REAL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
it's so warm too!
damn man, post more?
awake. its so cold aaahhh.
are you serious?
wakey wakey. the thread must live.
The thread must die. Everyone on /cum/ is a bully.
Don’t mind me...
Just posting from midair...high above the clouds
Hope you crash and everyone survives and is stranded on an island and then the whole group decides to kill you so they can live together in peace before rescue comes.
feels based....inflight WiFi and a pass...
Only real niccaz can enjoy this lifestyle...
I'm not a bully.
But I don't post on /cum/ all that much either...
watched my entire pewdiepie backlog
nothing to do now
Autocorrect got me fucked up
My willy is getting hard.
Poképuss is waiting 4 u
luv beach house desu ngl
sry about the cold, friend :/
we have warmth to spare :///
you bust out the vape yet?
blow it in they face~
I don’t vape...
Question: why are American women so thick?
Is it fast food culture? How can we import that?
targeted workout routines and/or genetics
Get this nigger the FUCK off my screen
I'm using a space heater but my hands are like ice.
too bad ur so faaaaaar
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERS!
a fucking LEAF.
If I start walking to johnny eagle now, it will be around 8 of clock when I get there, and surely they will have restocked their milk shelf by then, right?
Does this turn anyone on?
i've been able to bring unseasonably warm weather to new england on several occasions
but only ever in person
h/o i have a couple friends in particular i might be able to channel thru
not sure this gunna work but
here goes nothin'!
Most definitely. Were they out?
They were out when I went around 5am the other day.
straight out? damn
No, there'd be a lot of hyper pissed old ladies if the milk weren't restocked by 8
ha, it's ok.
I'll survive fine.
Not a fan of girls who assert their dominance over other girls by hugging me
Plane is a shakin
falling for the dairyjew
until i hear back from them i should probably brush up on astral projection
try to stay warm in the meantime!
You don’t know the depths of faggot Perversion
rest assured some freak gay is jerking his dick to this
falling for the dairyjew
it's daybreak now so the temp should raise soon.
What are YOU doing to Build Better Worlds?
/tv/ and /v/ are shitholes, but they're also glorious.
Clitoris has 8000 nerve endings
Foreskin has at least double that
Clitorectomy is illegal in the US
Circumcision is legal in the US
currently going through my gfs phone
Fuck chicanolard niggas
What is wrong with poo's? This video has 900 thousand views
Trust me, Dr. Kellogg tried to get it a thing like he did with circumcisition but the public was too revolted about the prospect.
Wow I got a warning for posting the word nigger. HEY JANNY GUESS WHAT THIS WHOLE FUCKING GENERAL IS NOTHING BUT OFF TOPIC SHITPOSTING YOU FUCKING NIGGER!
Why? Clitorectomy is less damaging than circumcision......
daybreak on a frigid winter morning
that's gotta be a relief
feels chillier in my mind than nighttime tho
what are your findings
I know what you mean.
meant it was sunrise and used daybreak by a mistake. The sun is finally up now.
racism outside of /b/ is a bannable offense.
Haven't seen any couples yet, but it's only 7:45
I have to go to morning class.
He wanted people to just throw acid at the girl’s clitoris and make them feel a shit ton of pain. He wanted to stop masturbation and he was unable to push it since unlike circumcision, he couldn’t say any possible health benefits about it
Me too, currently waiting for it to start
I'm b& at least once every to week for racism now because mods get triggered. They never use to care.
Thinkgen bout toes
buy a pack of lotion
mfw the Casher Girl knows exactly why I bought them
Why did you?
Skin gets dry during winter
morning class in winter
gl, brave souls
made me itchy just reading that
this is not my beautiful house
it's sunny but the streets are covered in snow. 50% chance prof won't show.
Is this as bad as phoneposting?
my face is constantly dry.
don't forget yr shades
tfw too socially isolated to care about valentine's day
Say a Solar Flare shuts down the Internet for an entire month. How would you cope?
you care so little about it you have to mention it?
it seems im the only one here not considering the noose today
i didn't even know it was valentines day
FINALLY got my breakfast sandwich. I missed my chance yet again yesterday, but today I woke up at a normal hour. Had eggs and ham on an English muffin
anony, shouldn't you be sleeping at this time?
Watching live action Initial-D (HongKong movie)
Does it still have those catchy beats?
Limpia tu cuarto pinche asqueroso
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE for white dick
good morning we wake up at the same time :-3
hearing some cars out there stuck in the snow lol
No...no eurobeat at all
Watching lalaland now ( best movie ever)
Worst day of the year tbqh
it's my birthday asshole
Happy Smurf Day
Hinga dinga durgen
happy birthday, user.
do another then, this isnt girl next door this is insta famous sort
good morning my dudes
no one cares unless you post an anime picture too
anime is for pedophiles and faggots
well good morning to you too fuck face
tfw can't function at normal speed
dont believe its ever coming out desu
i like urban exploration videos on youtube
it's a shame there's only one good channel
just use google maps?
excuse me sir
i enjoy looking at maps too
are coops basically apartments?
no? it's where chickens live
I'm livin' life in the fast lane
Movin' at the speed of life and I can't slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I'm almost at the finish line, so I can't stop now
I don't really know where I'm headed, just enjoyin' the ride
Just gon' roll 'til I drop and ride 'til I die
livin' life in the fast lane
gayest lyrics i've ever read
get in here
I got a question if I may
Is it gay to play putt-putt golf with a friend
And watch his butt butt when he tees off
But, but, I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hut-hut
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant, it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped, and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney and he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't need to go into any more details, but
What if he pictured it as a female's butt
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
'Til then, I'll just walk around with a manly strut
co-op is when you play video games together you moron
I believe he is talking about this
My old man is a bad man
But I can't deny the way he holds my hand
And he grabs me, he has me by my heart
He doesn't mind I have a Las Vegas past
He doesn't mind I have a LA crass way about me
He loves me with every beat of his cocaine heart
Swimming pool glimmering darling
White bikini off with my red nail polish
Watch me in the swimming pool
Bright blue ripples
You sitting, sipping on your Black Crystal, yeah
native new yorkians
is the upper westside for dorks?
light of my life
fire of my loins
keep me forever, tell me you want me
an actual new
bump because i feel like it