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Samuel Adams
Samuel Adams

mango haze edition

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Joseph Hill
Joseph Hill

bella gerant alii, tu felix Austria nube

Blake Ross
Blake Ross

not racist just don't like 'em

Aaron Carter
Aaron Carter

green is a secondary colour lads

Anthony Fisher
Anthony Fisher

it was Valentine's day and I went my way
to toil away to keep rentberg at bay
the thoughts of having no gf led me astray
at least my coworkers have seen me with girls before and know I'm not gay
but now my troubles heavy weigh
hit up Tinder when I get off work, I may

Evan Jackson
Evan Jackson

desuarchive.org/int/thread/101513784/ #
Christ is the messiah
Messiah >prophet.
They believe the new testament is an unreliable account of the messiah's time on earth and muhammad's teachings are more accurate

Just as the church considers arius less accurate than iraneues - doesnt detracct from them being christians.

shias
Cathars catholics.

are different now
So clearly being non-violent or peaceful or nice is not fundamental to christianity. For even people we agree on as christian have displayed the same behaviour you claim exclude muslims from being christian

Nathaniel Harris
Nathaniel Harris

Thank you for using samsung

Jordan Watson
Jordan Watson

Went to the Swedish general and accidentally used google translate for Finnish instead of English now they wont talk to me

Jaxon Peterson
Jaxon Peterson

I have a motorola

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Leo Reed
Leo Reed

Weed in the UK is so shit compared to Cali

Lucas Gray
Lucas Gray

when This post is off-topic. becomes Spamming/Flooding.

Jack Powell
Jack Powell

Finnish instead of Swedish*****

Nathan Price
Nathan Price

you can ask me whatever you wanted to ask those nerds

Jeremiah Robinson
Jeremiah Robinson

Okay. Do Swedish men like nigger ladies?

Brayden Smith
Brayden Smith

anyone else a janis man?

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Daniel Rodriguez
Daniel Rodriguez

/brit/ is like the modern day athenian academy

We gather in this lyceum massaging each other before wrestling and then casually engaging in debate. Truly the most honourable of gentlemen in this ungentlemanly era.

Nathan Lopez
Nathan Lopez

big fan of 'indus and 'ikhs
'uddhists too

Isaac Allen
Isaac Allen

weed

bin yourself

Blake Barnes
Blake Barnes

youtube.com/watch?v=r72Sbmj2OrM

Blake Morgan
Blake Morgan

gonna say yes here

Adam Smith
Adam Smith

stop smoking weed

Jonathan Lee
Jonathan Lee

Hur många levande duvor kan du realistiskt bära i dina armar för en bra dag?

Leo Brown
Leo Brown

Hello Pajeet singh-zhang

Brayden Morales
Brayden Morales

maybe six or seven

Adam Sanchez
Adam Sanchez

ask real questions thailad

Brandon Hernandez
Brandon Hernandez

not a fan of 'frican carp
simple as

Ethan Moore
Ethan Moore

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Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

thailad is genuinely a master of language

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

What did you think of "Let The Right One In"?

Tyler Harris
Tyler Harris

thailad!

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Hudson Evans
Hudson Evans

the peepol voted aht

end ov

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

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James Carter
James Carter

feed me seymour

Angel Clark
Angel Clark

behold, the virgin freak

Liam Garcia
Liam Garcia

scary as fuck movie if you mean the original swedish version

Daniel Myers
Daniel Myers

Does Google translate actually work well for Swedish?

Logan Wilson
Logan Wilson

Not really, no.

Wyatt Ramirez
Wyatt Ramirez

2008?

Alexander Bailey
Alexander Bailey

sometimes get the urge in the middle of the night to go walk round the neighbourhood and check if everyone locks their doors

Caleb Rogers
Caleb Rogers

Miss the old nige shoops
I know, old hd lost like tears in the rain

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

I'm wondering if it's actually good for any language at this point

Zachary Sullivan
Zachary Sullivan

If I'm still here come the next GE and let's face it I probably will be, I promise I'll meme the fuck out of it.

Mason Perry
Mason Perry

so lonely im turning

Chase Nelson
Chase Nelson

Mentally and physically fucked

Anthony Stewart
Anthony Stewart

youtube.com/watch?v=xtJ1rW9hSqc

Kevin Green
Kevin Green

how have you not learned Sverige
They all white flighted there apparently

Aaron Moore
Aaron Moore

hows /chebsgf2019/ going user

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Hudson Kelly
Hudson Kelly

yeah that's the one

Andrew Hill
Andrew Hill

always odd when you see a girl whose legs are nicer than her bum

Charles Nguyen
Charles Nguyen

gfs got 32Es

Jaxson Morris
Jaxson Morris

I don't know any Swedes in Bangkok, if they did they're probably relaxing on islands somewhere.

Daniel Wright
Daniel Wright

classic toon
youtube.com/watch?v=gKhjaGRhIYU

Noah Jones
Noah Jones

Didnt think it was scary, it was unnerving though in parts.

Xavier Murphy
Xavier Murphy

proofs

Dominic Murphy
Dominic Murphy

simply epic

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Dominic Campbell
Dominic Campbell

There was Swedish version of Neighbours based there. The bbc televised it until it got a little too real

Caleb Ward
Caleb Ward

fucking tune
youtube.com/watch?v=HwRQ4Jd_SHk

Adrian Miller
Adrian Miller

Based.

Adam Hall
Adam Hall

I remember you mentioning this a while back, never saw it though.

Angel Ross
Angel Ross

god i wish that were me

Jose Cooper
Jose Cooper

I think it's based on a book but I haven't read it

Jordan Johnson
Jordan Johnson

Male suicides. Female cries for help

Liam Diaz
Liam Diaz

Not sure what to do with the afternoon

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James Jackson
James Jackson

youtube.com/watch?v=zns8Y8phigk

Daniel Barnes
Daniel Barnes

30 grader i februari
The cucks mate lol

Ryder James
Ryder James

sad but tru...

Connor Martin
Connor Martin

Ha ha .. drugs ..

Caleb Bell
Caleb Bell

ohh nooo broo

Jonathan Cooper
Jonathan Cooper

Men finish the job

Owen Rodriguez
Owen Rodriguez

your town is captured by Russian female Spetsnaz
what do?

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Sebastian Green
Sebastian Green

The patriarchy makes women feel robbed of all self-determination, it's sadder and more worthy of our focus than rich white first world males who have even the privilege of suicide.

Liam Martin
Liam Martin

Calling someone a retard is essentially the same as calling someone a nigger when you think about it

Kevin Wright
Kevin Wright

read this is a kiwi accent :P

Luke Edwards
Luke Edwards

Had sex ten times
Made a girl cum twice

Never felt that physically good. But still want to do it more times

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

the jazz meme needs to stop. the images of dialating are fucking disgusting

Joseph Martinez
Joseph Martinez

Cranked out so many to the first seated girl on the left

Samuel Martinez
Samuel Martinez

need to appreciate life
youtube.com/watch?v=BKtrWU4zaaI

Carter Watson
Carter Watson

Honestly have no idea what I'm going to do with my life. A complete utter waste of existence. The void only get's deeper as the days go on lads.

Joseph Edwards
Joseph Edwards

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Jayden Johnson
Jayden Johnson

Had sex 0 times

Evan Howard
Evan Howard

Intersectionality is great. People just don't know how to ride it.

Colton Cooper
Colton Cooper

How old are you?

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

Must be the biochemical rush you get when you do it.

Jace Butler
Jace Butler

most don’t

Parker Brooks
Parker Brooks

Intersectionality is great. People just don't know how to ride it.

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Michael Morris
Michael Morris

27. I keep telling myself 3 more years.

Angel White
Angel White

never had a passion me

Hudson Cook
Hudson Cook

Slip and fall and say "I sure hope someone with a weapon doesnt TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME"

Adrian Moore
Adrian Moore

youtube.com/watch?v=2l5FSlD8U1o

Mason Jackson
Mason Jackson

Have you tried going fishing? do you have access to a boat?

Levi Cook
Levi Cook

My only passion was the sea
Alas she was a cruel mistress
Aaaarrrrrrr

Henry Robinson
Henry Robinson

27
Same, my hope is i just luck into a job i don't fucking loathe and the rest of the shit just sorts itself out as a result.

Isaiah Evans
Isaiah Evans

if you found out you were infertile or something, what legacy would you try and leave behind in place of kids?
write books? get into politics?

Gabriel Nguyen
Gabriel Nguyen

I wanted to go fishing today, but it got cancelled.

Luis Brown
Luis Brown

legacy
don't care simple as

Jack Russell
Jack Russell

REally reminds me of the early 2000s that vibe.

Jason Rivera
Jason Rivera

Valentines Day promotion at pornhub.com lads

1 free month of pornhub premium

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Brody Davis
Brody Davis

doing an arrangement

Nathaniel Ortiz
Nathaniel Ortiz

had my mid year performance review.

above expectations

fucking ay

Bentley Diaz
Bentley Diaz

try again but without the London balloon
youtube.com/watch?v=EWjC_mrucY4

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Samuel Nguyen
Samuel Nguyen

Climb mountains in the dead of winter.

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Xavier Wood
Xavier Wood

thesun.co.uk/news/8410133/tommy-robinson-drugs-racist-slur-rant/

In another video he drunkenly sings that he is “king of the whole Islam race”. The clips were sent to his followers on social media.

He also declares himself a Zionist, slamming Palestine saying if there were a war he would “be there on the front line, fighting for Israel”.

It only he knew.

Ayden Stewart
Ayden Stewart

having a go

Carter Hill
Carter Hill

yeah you're right, a whole line between each of those paragraphs wasn't enough and the last bit definitely needed TWO lines before four more words

Daniel Moore
Daniel Moore

never had a go me

Kevin Jones
Kevin Jones

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Julian Martin
Julian Martin

nonce

Jack Taylor
Jack Taylor

Only 35% of Brits say they'd be comfortable kissing someone on effective HIV treatment

such a bigoted country

Brody Martin
Brody Martin

lmao what is he thinking?

Dylan Russell
Dylan Russell

morning lads

Julian Allen
Julian Allen

want my genes to die with me

Luke Carter
Luke Carter

planning a date

Logan Clark
Logan Clark

what

Samuel Garcia
Samuel Garcia

Ben "Flown to Iraq, well you ain't coming back" Wallace

Hudson Garcia
Hudson Garcia

I find it more pleasant to read, fuck off.

Julian Morris
Julian Morris

conceiving a concept

David Ramirez
David Ramirez

wonder if this is something to do with that Panorama expose

Leo Ross
Leo Ross

Alri

David Wright
David Wright

you would, it reminds you of your home site

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

theyworkforyou.com/mp/11668/ben_wallace/wyre_and_preston_north/votes
holy fucking based

Nathan Jenkins
Nathan Jenkins

i'd give imogen heap a shag tbf

Nolan Hughes
Nolan Hughes

are line breaks more common on reddit or something? Don't think so :s

Brody Lewis
Brody Lewis

probably wont have kids anyway

Eli Murphy
Eli Murphy

making an arraignment

Christian Jenkins
Christian Jenkins

stephen yaxley is a kike

Cooper Wright
Cooper Wright

What’s the name of that MP who always prevents the passing of progressive legislation?

Henry Hernandez
Henry Hernandez

wonder what arranged marriage is like
brown people seem to like it

Adam Howard
Adam Howard

having a do

Charles Bell
Charles Bell

new bank notes are out lads

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Dominic Long
Dominic Long

would love to have kids but spent most of my teenage life on drugs and didn't have a real job until I was 24
don't think my kids would take me seriously as a parent

Julian Wood
Julian Wood

ES LAUERT
IM DUNKELN
DER WERWOLF SCHON AUF DICH

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Justin Stewart
Justin Stewart

hate my life and im not going to do a thing to change it

Charles Hill
Charles Hill

Don’t think my university tutors like me
Neither would I though to be honest

Liam Perez
Liam Perez

I hope you're not referring to Christopher Chope and thereby implying that banning FGM is "progressive"

Chase Russell
Chase Russell

P E N G

only using 50s from now on

Luke Young
Luke Young

Adopted Irish Brit

Kevin Allen
Kevin Allen

barely slept last night because got so excited about having mcdonalds

Nolan Johnson
Nolan Johnson

breeding is immoral anyway

Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

Yeah that’s the one
Ledge

Noah Perry
Noah Perry

yaxley isnt a very gaelic name

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

Yaxley is an English name

Henry Johnson
Henry Johnson

It only he knew.
knew what

Adrian Williams
Adrian Williams

wonder how south asians feel about barely being represented in porn

Jordan White
Jordan White

I don't think they'd care m8

Brandon Cruz
Brandon Cruz

His name is Paul Harris

Eli Myers
Eli Myers

Have something like this growing over the very dark path to my house and the indian delivery driver walked into it just now.

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Jackson Howard
Jackson Howard

fifty
more like fitty

Brandon Walker
Brandon Walker

Omega 3,6,9 pills clearing my brain fog lads

Gabriel Long
Gabriel Long

didn't realise VW were #1 tbqh

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Cooper Fisher
Cooper Fisher

Airbus scraps A380 superjumbo jet as sales slump

oh no no no

Henry Sanchez
Henry Sanchez

knew what

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Easton Phillips
Easton Phillips

Gandhi ran his country in the ground because he rather it run into the ground with his system than succeed with another system and was a in fact a racist himself.
He liked apartheid and wanted to dump all the kaffirs in south africa.

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

Lad I work with was in an arranged marriage
He was very close friends with the girl, known her since childhood etc so it worked out well.

Tyler Wilson
Tyler Wilson

business idea: unarranged marriage

Asher Collins
Asher Collins

answer me cunt!!!!!!!

Zachary Thompson
Zachary Thompson

it's the death of the hub and spoke model desu... airlines are just flying direct on 787s and A350s

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

virgin detector just imploded

Jack Martin
Jack Martin

I’m unconventionally stunning

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

Aww. So what if he got here illegally as the article skips over, let 'em all in!

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Carter Gomez
Carter Gomez

Anybody has the picture of Alan's tranny bf?

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

trying my best

Luis Bailey
Luis Bailey

just got a valentines message from the gf
you lads got yours yet?

Dominic Torres
Dominic Torres

is seeking asylum illegal?

Jace Long
Jace Long

no it's funny you should ask I haven't gotten my gf yet

Juan Green
Juan Green

Watched a doc of all these new quality VW cars hundreds of them getting crushed because they didn't meet the emissions criteria

Adrian Sanchez
Adrian Sanchez

Reading an article about Germany narrowly avoiding recession because they didn't have any growth. Are countries expected to keep making more money every year otherwise it's a disaster? Doesn't seem very sustainable.

Insert whatever brainlet wojak you have.

Nathaniel Hill
Nathaniel Hill

fiancée left early for a morning shift so we'll exchange cards this afternoon

Benjamin Hall
Benjamin Hall

if that fgm law is rejected on the next reading then everyone is going to feel very silly for being rude to the guy who delayed it

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

sneaking into the country is, also there's no obligation to provide asylum if the person is coming from a safe country (like Belgium, as this guy did).

Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

People should NOT be discriminated against for living with their parents during their 20s

Adam Robinson
Adam Robinson

youtube.com/watch?v=Rpa-3c7vKpQ

James Davis
James Davis

I want to stick my tongue up Emma Watson’s butt.

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Michael Ward
Michael Ward

what are you blabbering about

Connor Morales
Connor Morales

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Lincoln Fisher
Lincoln Fisher

Anyone familiar with the Oxford area?

Jack Howard
Jack Howard

theguardian.com/society/2019/feb/12/in-defence-of-christopher-chope-on-fgm-legislation

Oliver Scott
Oliver Scott

shit like this is why nobody uses the Jow Forums catalog

Cooper Hughes
Cooper Hughes

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Lucas Hughes
Lucas Hughes

shit like this is why nobody uses the Jow Forums catalog

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Lincoln King
Lincoln King

Diesels are filthy. Saw a segment on the BBC about how the Notre Dame is crumbling due to diesel particulates

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

They own loads of other brands.

All down to Brexit IMO

Eli Davis
Eli Davis

refugee
from what

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Nicholas Gonzalez
Nicholas Gonzalez

Redpill me on the pros and cons of Female Genital Circumcision?

Their must be benefits, right?

Ian Reed
Ian Reed

no they aren't

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

should i watch la la land?

Michael Walker
Michael Walker

I want to have sex with her.

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Parker Collins
Parker Collins

no they aren't

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Gabriel Nelson
Gabriel Nelson

There*

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

you say that like there are any benefits to male circumcision

Jackson Smith
Jackson Smith

There are, with no real drawbacks.

Christian Evans
Christian Evans

Well yeah because in some circumstances there are

Obviously it's not worth it ultimately, but there are definite pros and cons to it

James Sanders
James Sanders

thanks, didn't have a clue what you meant before

Lucas James
Lucas James

Yes they are, m8
And their performance and efficiency advantages are limited by cleanliness in ways that don't apply to gasoline vehicles to the same extent.

2L naturally aspirated gas vehicles top 40 US MPG highway these days anyway.

Diesels should be limited to industrial applications

Ryan Ramirez
Ryan Ramirez

Sup niggas

Jace Bennett
Jace Bennett

Essentially yes. It's very hard to support welfare, ageing population or service public debt without growth.

Jordan Bell
Jordan Bell

like what

Owen Kelly
Owen Kelly

get him janny

Ryan Ross
Ryan Ross

and what does this have to do with British culture?

Angel Morris
Angel Morris

phimosis

Adam Cook
Adam Cook

why are accounting loopholes even allowed

Nathan Williams
Nathan Williams

Dear Deadrie

I attract women rather easily but when I mention that I'm a gamer they get turned off - especially during sex.

What do I do?

Brandon Williams
Brandon Williams

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Charles Clark
Charles Clark

yea we get more productive overtime and continue to produce more+population and that innit

Mason Brooks
Mason Brooks

he thinks loopholes are intentional

Aiden Nguyen
Aiden Nguyen

None of my friends want to come out for my birthday

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Nicholas Hughes
Nicholas Hughes

blog on but
welcome to incel virgin freak world enjoy your stay

William Lee
William Lee

I'll come in (you) for your birthday

Hunter Hall
Hunter Hall

Like many of you, I was once a phimolad, then the NHS gave the snip. Before I was a pathetic virgin, now I lead an active sex life.

Based circumcision

Sebastian Ross
Sebastian Ross

AWDTHTDWBC (And what does this have to do with british culture)

Samuel Sanchez
Samuel Sanchez

anyone going to the chinchilla melon festival?

Lucas Young
Lucas Young

grow a braincell

Lincoln Ross
Lincoln Ross

can be fixed with early stretching

William Sanders
William Sanders

Have no mates me

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

Guess it will just be you and the gf then right?

Angel Watson
Angel Watson

early stretching
nonce

Leo Barnes
Leo Barnes

you can't ask someone to become gay just because it's your birthday
it violates human rights

Jaxson Torres
Jaxson Torres

I'd kill myself if I was you

Isaac Nguyen
Isaac Nguyen

bit selfish to have it on valentine's day mate everyone is out with the gf

Christian Williams
Christian Williams

i'm a billy no mates (not really just trying to fit in)

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

hello homealone

Charles Hernandez
Charles Hernandez

'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

sue

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Mason Cox
Mason Cox

:' - (

Joseph Robinson
Joseph Robinson

why and how is zendaya being forced so hard

Jonathan Hill
Jonathan Hill

Not all cases

Michael Evans
Michael Evans

More like pue.

Samuel Rivera
Samuel Rivera

welcome to the adult world i guess... lol. sorry.

Brayden Allen
Brayden Allen

the subhuman hairline...

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Elijah Butler
Elijah Butler

B'ai
(bit 'arsh innit)

Liam Cook
Liam Cook

Did she poo herself

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

why and how does that have anything to do with British culture

Jonathan Reed
Jonathan Reed

movies are watched in britain

Josiah Wood
Josiah Wood

They're gonna let this ISIS bint back into the UK

Ryan Rivera
Ryan Rivera

Looks like a nice young man
He probably has a lovely Lancashire brogue as well
Sounds like a catch

Ryan Barnes
Ryan Barnes

she's peng so I don't mind really
I think it's cos bella thorne went to spectacularly off the rails and tried to expose the speedy underbelly of hollywood and all the producers who tried to fuck her

Ryder Watson
Ryder Watson

movies
FOY

Luke Cruz
Luke Cruz

Reminds me of my birthdays.

Just didn't bother going out after lol, just drink alone in my room or ask to work on the day

Daniel Scott
Daniel Scott

Tell me about bane.

Grayson Rivera
Grayson Rivera

want to wank but don't know what to wank to

Parker Wright
Parker Wright

oh no what horrendous tragedy whatever shall i do
she bake chocolate

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Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

this is the first valentines day where i have felt genuinely saddened by the lack of a female partner

not like i'll ever get one lmao

Chase Garcia
Chase Garcia

yeh I guess you're a permavirgin so it doesn't matter what your hairline does

Hudson Hernandez
Hudson Hernandez

Kind of got a crush atm but it's way too soon to ask her to do valentines stuff because I only got acquainted with her 1 1/2 weeks ago

Gabriel Murphy
Gabriel Murphy

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Parker Stewart
Parker Stewart

It's like they read /brit/

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Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

Look at Emma Watson’s bum.

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Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

Bout to go sicko mode

Jason Watson
Jason Watson

Take the Unpopularpill

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Lucas Diaz
Lucas Diaz

i genuinely dont give a fuck mate but by all means keep wanking to me if you like

Brandon Evans
Brandon Evans

is that why you complain here every night about how you can't get a shag even in asia lmao

Asher Price
Asher Price

So the alt-light is pedophiles, sluts and 9/11 truthers

Tyler Brooks
Tyler Brooks

here we go

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Brody Ross
Brody Ross

Only PJW believes a word that comes out of his mouth.

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

sorry, flicks*

Josiah Sullivan
Josiah Sullivan

what exactly was the plan here lads?

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Logan Cooper
Logan Cooper

wheres emmet boys

Camden Jenkins
Camden Jenkins

Based japs

Alexander Jackson
Alexander Jackson

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Ayden Miller
Ayden Miller

above you

Logan White
Logan White

Want to quit smoking because cancer. really enjoy it and look forward to them. Also I hate the new yuppie anti-smokers people in my college

Andrew Cox
Andrew Cox

Battery brides, have you ever tried
To break out of your waiting room
And find yourself a waiting groom
Battery brides, battery brides
She left school with a million others
And worked in a store part time
She dreams of a husband and a lover
Doesn't realize she's on the production line of
Battery brides, have you ever tried
To break out of your waiting room
And find yourself a waiting groom
Battery brides, battery brides
Battery brides, have you ever tried
To break out of your waiting room
And find yourself a waiting groom
Battery brides, battery brides
She left school with a million others
And worked in a store part time
She dreams of a husband and a lover
Doesn't realize she's on the production line of
Battery brides, have you ever tried
To break out of your waiting room
And find yourself a waiting groom
Battery brides, battery brides

Isaac Wood
Isaac Wood

The empire was a big mistake

Brody Walker
Brody Walker

?

Liam Myers
Liam Myers

would destroy sue ngl

Eli Nguyen
Eli Nguyen

dumb crossposter
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101513968/

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

why would you ever start

David Murphy
David Murphy

same
I only smoke when drinking but I enjoy a fag a lot more than I do a pint

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

Think the Romanian girl at toil has a crush on me desu :S

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

do you bum fags a lot?

Easton Nelson
Easton Nelson

I was 15/16 and all my cool friends did it

Kevin Morris
Kevin Morris

Things only middle class wankers say
Sod off
Pillock
Get your hands off her she's 6!
Tosser

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Brayden Parker
Brayden Parker

Did you smoke straights or roll

Ryan Russell
Ryan Russell

were they actually cool though

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

straights

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

Pipey Magrawwwww

Wyatt Rodriguez
Wyatt Rodriguez

It's baffling to me that bands like Bring Me The Horizon exist.. let alone have number 1 albums

Something has gone terribly wrong

Brandon Davis
Brandon Davis

God i hate middle class ways of saying things
flipping 'eck
ahh mate that's class
ahh fairs mate

Jordan Moore
Jordan Moore

I get sudden depression when I try to quit smoking

Landon Ortiz
Landon Ortiz

side of pie

Nathaniel Turner
Nathaniel Turner

Oh my goodness so many Valentine's Day themed ASMR videos this year

Gabriel Butler
Gabriel Butler

Is this a corruption?

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Christian Davis
Christian Davis

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Eli Allen
Eli Allen

bit ironic that you get a bit sad when you STOP killing yourself

Xavier Thomas
Xavier Thomas

the late night cope sesh

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Josiah Taylor
Josiah Taylor

I don't believe in the innate goodness of man

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Logan Bailey
Logan Bailey

I'm friends with lots of deanos, and they say the latter two all the time. NOT convinced they're middle-class expressions desu

Joshua Cox
Joshua Cox

plastic bottles haven't had bpa in them for decades

Dominic Baker
Dominic Baker

This is much more lower middle class bordering on moneyed working class

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

kek this is pretty based
watching boyfriend ASMR for Valentine's Day
when i say i have Valentine's Day plans, this is what I mean
youtube.com/watch?v=QTz891M65-Y

(wouldn't watch boyfriend asmr personally not gay and GRIDS free thank you)

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Henry Moore
Henry Moore

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Adam Allen
Adam Allen

Nah not looking back now they’re mostly wasters but at the time they were fun and cool to hang around with

Straights our, used to roll but since I travel a lot I get sleeves in different countries cheaply

Michael Anderson
Michael Anderson

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Xavier Price
Xavier Price

Shut up bender

David Clark
David Clark

wasn't worth posting the first time either

Nicholas Roberts
Nicholas Roberts

what is original sin sweaty? :) x

Brandon Gonzalez
Brandon Gonzalez

is there one for drinking from the hot tap
i didn't know the hot tap water was not safe to drink until i was 20 years young

Aiden Miller
Aiden Miller

wish i could shag girls in their vaginas

Jason Cruz
Jason Cruz

I hope you starve in Brexit

Dominic Gray
Dominic Gray

Whatever I said
Whatever I did
I didn’t mean it
I just want you back for good
(Want you back, want you back, want you baaack for good)

Caleb Harris
Caleb Harris

four home baked croissants down the hatch

Zachary Parker
Zachary Parker

what shorthand do you know?

Bentley Hernandez
Bentley Hernandez

How does Norway, Sweden and Denmark all have monarchies but Finland doesn't?

Thomas Barnes
Thomas Barnes

ebonics

Nicholas Lopez
Nicholas Lopez

cardio 14 days in a row. feel like a greek god right now

Ethan Lewis
Ethan Lewis

christianity

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Connor Evans
Connor Evans

FOY
FOB
FONT
FOAT
TB H
NGL
KEK

that's about it

Austin Cruz
Austin Cruz

Am essentially a functional asexual desu. Never pursue women, and deliberately push women away if they start to pursue me. Still very sexually attracted to them though, it's all because one relationship 5 years ago went tits up and I've been too afraid to get close to anyone since. Sad!

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

None
Why would I need to know any twat

Robert Martinez
Robert Martinez

anyone remember the cuckio meme

Evan Cook
Evan Cook

Dunno but i got shorthanded this morning by nobody wanting to come out for my birthday

Juan Young
Juan Young

Because Germany lost WW1

Grayson Torres
Grayson Torres

should trannies legally get to use their sisters wombs?

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Jackson Peterson
Jackson Peterson

and deliberately push women away if they start to pursue me.
this literally hasn't happened once

Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

Nah you just haven't found the right one yet.
Bit weird considering its been 5 years, you must have a specific type or something

Hudson Rivera
Hudson Rivera

Wanked

Brody Thompson
Brody Thompson

I said anyone remember the cuckio meme

Dominic Evans
Dominic Evans

just found out Finland was part of Russia for literally a century

WTF
Why aren't you all Russianised like the Baltic states?

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

Where’s 190

Colton Perez
Colton Perez

hes 97 they’re hardly going to arrest him

Levi Roberts
Levi Roberts

that old lady looks like tsimfuckis (oldfags will remember this)

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

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Lincoln Parker
Lincoln Parker

and what does this have to do with British culture?

Justin Watson
Justin Watson

roastie nigger

Hunter Hernandez
Hunter Hernandez

It's happened several times actually. Not very often, granted, but if you have an ok career and take care of your physical appearance, then you do occasionally get girls pursuing you

Problem is that even if I do meet my type it's highly unlikely that she'll be attracted to a bloke who appears to show absolutely zero interest in women, and refuses to pursue her at all

Brody Scott
Brody Scott

what is that? a bath with a lid?

Anthony Edwards
Anthony Edwards

really large bidet

Nathaniel Carter
Nathaniel Carter

then you do occasionally get girls pursuing you
what are the signs that they do this

Nathaniel Sanders
Nathaniel Sanders

a bathtub is a large bidet
i like how you think

Ryan Allen
Ryan Allen

Want daddy tismomick to fuck me disinterestedly whilst browsing /pol/ for Twitter screenshots

Angel Hill
Angel Hill

american sized bidet

Jordan Wood
Jordan Wood

sorry I have a boyfriend

Cooper Butler
Cooper Butler

Fat wastes of space

Owen Diaz
Owen Diaz

bet you listen to niggermusic

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

pooey bums and weeing willies

Justin Robinson
Justin Robinson

My favourite singer is nigger Jackson and the niggers kikes

Oliver Lewis
Oliver Lewis

bit gay but ok

Bentley Bell
Bentley Bell

bet his drink was spiked

Michael Nguyen
Michael Nguyen

The pic is from some Japanese girl who got angry at her bf (hence the strange bath) is she commenting on it or pretending it's her?

Sebastian Hughes
Sebastian Hughes

you are a fucking nigger mate

Camden Watson
Camden Watson

Going to watch my “liked” videos on YouTube lads

Jace Harris
Jace Harris

Listening to bjork

Brayden Jenkins
Brayden Jenkins

Wish mummy Bjork would peg me with her strap on

Robert Williams
Robert Williams

t. ricardo lopez

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

First girl who did it (who I had the brief relationship which ended badly with) used to invite herself over to my place for various reasons (e.g. help with uni work, watch TV together), would start conversations with me online all the time and get increasingly flirty, that sort of thing. Ended up spooning with her in our underwear and I still refused to make a move, just in case she didn't actually like me. I really am very autistic with girls.

Since then no girls have pursued me so obviously, but there have been some who I think were interested. Doing things like coming over to my desk at work to chat with me, inviting me (and only me) out for lunch, giving me their number and inviting me to parties - things like that.

Blake Anderson
Blake Anderson

nigger jean is not my lover
she's just a nigger

Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

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Adrian Collins
Adrian Collins

all girls should be required to see my balls before they're allowed to call themselves women

Christian Watson
Christian Watson

desuarchive.org/int/thread/101518929/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101518929/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101518929/

Hunter Bell
Hunter Bell

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Hudson Flores
Hudson Flores

Sad stuff
desuarchive.org/int/thread/101518787/

James James
James James

All women n should be arrested

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