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Happy Valentines edition X

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Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; so be wise as serpents and innocent as doves

Behold, poo nigger

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>you're gonna look back on these posts and cringe mate
>implying I have any shame

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it looms

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I haven’t worked a day since I graduated last July and I shan’t ever work again

need all arrogant students rounded up and gassed

He didn't get a hug tbf.

David cameron reminds me a lot of my dad only except much much much more posh and intelligent

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Anya tbqhwyl

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>cringe
Thats the aim of the game, to make the lightweights that take any form of "discussion/arguing" on the internet seriously.

Anywhere you go
You always take the weather with you

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I quit my old job last July
Started a new one recently though

piss

Peak male performance

Don't like how the shadow shows how hard his nipples are.

Would fuck her as a throw coal onto a fire
Laughing all the way

haven't pooed in 3 days. Ate loads of fibre and am now exploding shite out my rectum at mach speeds.

god I’m fucking ugly

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Doing an epic poo

Poof

feeling spiteful

sex with people feels good even if they're ugly or fat.

good man

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Helps if you take out the butt-plug every now and then

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Lads

wotsa jay peg??

need an extremely kino western
something that pushes the boundries of the genre

Baby I don't care
Where you've been before
Just put 'em high
Put 'em high

>sex with people
:v

what gimmick is this

How and when did white girls get such gargantuan asses? It just happened at some point between when I was in highschool like 10ish years ago and now. Even your average girl's ass is as wide as her torso these days

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Le good le bad le ugly

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Thought The Assassination of Jesse James was very good. People seem to dislike it though.

vampire hunter d
not even a weeb

This and Slow West are good ones from the 2010s

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they've just gotten fat and will only get fatter and fatter as they age

Fat fuck tax when?

playing apex legends lads

*ssssnnniiiiiiiiffffff*

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omg you bloody bigot

lol my weekend is shaping up to be a mad one x

>internship interview on Friday
>visit my mum Friday evening, have a bath for the first time since i left for uni
>go on a date to the library with boy #1 on saturday lunchtime
>go on a simultaneous date with boy #1 and boy #2 and go spraypainting underneath waterloo station
>go to a postpunk gig with boy #3 and this girl who i think possibly wants to date me but im not sure - might just be a friend
>sleep at boy #2's place because boy #3 has mice in his apartment
>Wake up at noon Sunday, watch Alien with boy #2 and cuddle
>head back to university in the evening

looking forward to it!

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Treasure of the Sierra Madre
and pic related as far as pushing the boundaries goes

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just watched la la land
i enjoyed it
thanks

dumb crossposter

It's like that one Kaiser Chiefs song, "If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen"

Benders like yourself should be swinging from a noose

woop de doo

The movie you're looking for is Bone Tomahawk.

Fuck off henry
Narcissistic poof

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>teehee im bent btw :v

What was Henry's facebook again lads

Hell or High Water

Faggot

why are wheat fields so kino

there's 2 oxford benders now

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He-he, it will teach you that taking people into slavery is bad thing.

is England all the same?

blog on

just check the archive idiot

You know why

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Neck yoursen’ runt

Now THIS is living

Gwan Henry

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No
South good north bad

compared to larger countries yes

but there is some variety if you seek it out and take notice of things like the colour of the stone

nobody will ever see my shit stained undies cause i never go out haha

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Days of Heaven is toilkino

epic

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Doing a listen lads
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what dialect is htis

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Half arsed Yorkshire, should have been yersen

>spraypainting
>polyamoury
>postpunk

neck thyself

stop gayposting or you'll end up like the pozford bender

Is Spotlight a good movie

i liked it a lot
very grim though

Nowt against poofs if they keep to themselves, I don’t need that degeneracy forced upon our children as normal, simple as

Spotlight uh moonlight uh

isn't that the most norse english dialect?

how do you buy food

Probly Geordie

you tell me

Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee?
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane
Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o' cowd
Then us'll ha' to bury thee
Then t'worms'll come an' eyt thee oop
Then t'ducks'll come an' eyt up t'worms
Then us'll go an' eyt up t'ducks
Then us'll all ha' etten thee
That's wheear we get us ooan back

good lad
dont feed into the toil machine

i expected more from moonlight

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