Happy Valentines edition X
/brit/
Behold, I send you out as sheep in the midst of wolves; so be wise as serpents and innocent as doves
Behold, poo nigger
>you're gonna look back on these posts and cringe mate
>implying I have any shame
it looms
I haven’t worked a day since I graduated last July and I shan’t ever work again
need all arrogant students rounded up and gassed
He didn't get a hug tbf.
David cameron reminds me a lot of my dad only except much much much more posh and intelligent
Anya tbqhwyl
>cringe
Thats the aim of the game, to make the lightweights that take any form of "discussion/arguing" on the internet seriously.
Anywhere you go
You always take the weather with you
I quit my old job last July
Started a new one recently though
piss
Peak male performance
Don't like how the shadow shows how hard his nipples are.
Would fuck her as a throw coal onto a fire
Laughing all the way
haven't pooed in 3 days. Ate loads of fibre and am now exploding shite out my rectum at mach speeds.
god I’m fucking ugly
Doing an epic poo
Poof
feeling spiteful
sex with people feels good even if they're ugly or fat.
good man
Helps if you take out the butt-plug every now and then
wotsa jay peg??
need an extremely kino western
something that pushes the boundries of the genre
Baby I don't care
Where you've been before
Just put 'em high
Put 'em high
>sex with people
:v
what gimmick is this
How and when did white girls get such gargantuan asses? It just happened at some point between when I was in highschool like 10ish years ago and now. Even your average girl's ass is as wide as her torso these days
Le good le bad le ugly
Thought The Assassination of Jesse James was very good. People seem to dislike it though.
vampire hunter d
not even a weeb
This and Slow West are good ones from the 2010s
they've just gotten fat and will only get fatter and fatter as they age
Fat fuck tax when?
playing apex legends lads
*ssssnnniiiiiiiiffffff*
omg you bloody bigot
lol my weekend is shaping up to be a mad one x
>internship interview on Friday
>visit my mum Friday evening, have a bath for the first time since i left for uni
>go on a date to the library with boy #1 on saturday lunchtime
>go on a simultaneous date with boy #1 and boy #2 and go spraypainting underneath waterloo station
>go to a postpunk gig with boy #3 and this girl who i think possibly wants to date me but im not sure - might just be a friend
>sleep at boy #2's place because boy #3 has mice in his apartment
>Wake up at noon Sunday, watch Alien with boy #2 and cuddle
>head back to university in the evening
looking forward to it!
Treasure of the Sierra Madre
and pic related as far as pushing the boundaries goes
just watched la la land
i enjoyed it
thanks
dumb crossposter
It's like that one Kaiser Chiefs song, "If it wasn't for chip fat they'd be frozen"
Benders like yourself should be swinging from a noose
woop de doo
The movie you're looking for is Bone Tomahawk.
Fuck off henry
Narcissistic poof
>teehee im bent btw :v
What was Henry's facebook again lads
Hell or High Water
Faggot
why are wheat fields so kino
there's 2 oxford benders now
He-he, it will teach you that taking people into slavery is bad thing.
is England all the same?
blog on
just check the archive idiot
You know why
Neck yoursen’ runt
Now THIS is living
Gwan Henry
No
South good north bad
compared to larger countries yes
but there is some variety if you seek it out and take notice of things like the colour of the stone
nobody will ever see my shit stained undies cause i never go out haha
Days of Heaven is toilkino
epic
Doing a listen lads
youtube.com
what dialect is htis
Half arsed Yorkshire, should have been yersen
>spraypainting
>polyamoury
>postpunk
neck thyself
stop gayposting or you'll end up like the pozford bender
Is Spotlight a good movie
i liked it a lot
very grim though
Nowt against poofs if they keep to themselves, I don’t need that degeneracy forced upon our children as normal, simple as
Spotlight uh moonlight uh
isn't that the most norse english dialect?
how do you buy food
Probly Geordie
you tell me
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
Wheear 'ast tha bin sin' ah saw thee?
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkla Mooar baht 'at
Tha's been a cooartin' Mary Jane
Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o' cowd
Then us'll ha' to bury thee
Then t'worms'll come an' eyt thee oop
Then t'ducks'll come an' eyt up t'worms
Then us'll go an' eyt up t'ducks
Then us'll all ha' etten thee
That's wheear we get us ooan back
good lad
dont feed into the toil machine
i expected more from moonlight