How do NEETs deal with dating wagies

Made it here.

I can't find a fucking god damn chick on tinder who can go to to the beach with me on Friday, get drunk, and fuck all day.

It's hard having made it. Where do I find neet bitches who have already made it?

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so why not Saturday

>I do :(

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>NEET bitches who have already made it
They do not exist because you can't make it that early in life unless your parents pay for everything or you took risks and women are risk averse. Your choices are wagecucks and instagram whores. Best choice is probably a wagecuck who's not gone full good goy "I just want to work all my life, how could I live with myself if I wasn't working" tier and would be alright with you paying everything.

Lmao I'm poor af and got my red pilled waifu for laifu already. "Making it" ain't all that OP

I'd rather not pay for everything. By made it, I mean not having to work for the next 5-10 years. Retirement isn't guaranteed unless crypto recovers and keeps going up, which it likely will.

Like I'll pay for the hotel and food for a weekend where I get laid as much as I want but I'm not gonna have a live in girlfriend who just sits at home and doesn't pay for shit.

what's your net worth OP?

I've got enough so that I can maintain NEET lifestyle, but certainly not enough to pay for a woman's lifestyle. It's a strange situation

1.1M

fuck. From crypto? How old are you?

Oh, if you're not looking to get married and have kids and instead just want to get laid your best bet is instagram whores.

>using tinder
>not going to the pool at your wagie friend's condo building while they're at work
there's plenty bro and there already there

They have other plans on saturday. Work likes to come knocking on the weekend too. Wageslaves can only relax on the weekend and usually cant afford to go on trips. Whenever you are off so is everyone else and no matter what you choose to do it will be crowded and way more expensive because you are going with the crowd.

Just don't get married and find an intelligent, good looking woman for a long term relationship who is independent and appreciates you having a lot of free time when she has hers.
Most women I know would actually kill to have a partner that is very flexible in his schedule over one that is stupidly wealthy, but has no free time whatsoever.

26. I bought in 2015, close to the bottom, when I was still in the military. DCA'd into BTC instead of contributing to TSP. I got out in 2017 and am set for life. I sold too much too soon (3k), but also sold a bit at 18,300 and the held what I had left since then.

maybe 10 years ago, but crypto has been a huge deal for nearly half a decade now.
if you havent managed to get rich of one of the easiest and largest money making opportunities in the last century what hope is left for you?

You might as well pay for a prostitute, bucko.

If you look good enough women will pay for you to be a neet.

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Melanie looks happier with this Marine than with the billionaire president.

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>1.1M
>made it
what did he mean by this

She likes younger bois.

If women won't take time off work to be spend time with you, it's over.

Cheap prostitutes are the best hope for barely millionaires.

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You move to Eastern Europe or Asia, keep collecting dividends and buy a mansion in about 5-10 years while working on businesses.

Jow Forums
Talk excel or fuck off

>thinking there's women that got rich off crypto
Probably single digits in the entire world.

> He thinks he made it with 1.1M, money you can’t even buy a house with in certain places.

>he wants to buy an overpriced asset at the top of the bubble in spiritually unpleasant places to live

I paid 225k for my house and it's amazing. 4 bedroom, 30 mins from the ocean. Just cause you wanna spend 1.1m on shit you don't need doesn't mean I do

How many years working minimum wage does it take to make 1 million?
10$ and hour working 8 hours a day 5 days a week. Don't forget to pay your taxes. Thats about 60 years. You cant start working until 18 so you will be 78 before you make 1 million now lets subtract costs of housing and food. I'd say op has made it.

>30 min from the ocean
lmao get a load of this flyover tourist. If you can't get to the ocean on foot, you've got nothing to brag about

Time checked, and this. Made it means no longer working for Mr Shekelstein, 1.1M means a nice place for yourself, and enough passive income to live a healthy happy life. How is that NOT made it tier?

The concept of passive income from safe investments is foreign to more than half the brainlets on this board.

the amount of COPE here is fuckin hilarious

OP is the man, fuck off boomers

How is it cope? Saying that young NEET rich women who are self-made don't exist isn't shitting on OP.

Yea, ok sure buddy

i have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore

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I'll go with you op, 6'4, 250lbs Chad. We can make all the boys and girls jealous