/brit/

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chOObs

Holy
Fucking
PENG

right there with you mate

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Help lads doctor said I have candice need to be on bedrest for 2 weeks, need you to recommend some good films for me to watch

Yikes

Here we are. All the lonely lads on Valentine's Day. Same again next year lads?

>blonde dyed hair with roots showing through
is there anything more grim than this

the thesis

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sue

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>rich famous and ripped
>can shag whoever the fuck he wants
>never had a problem finding sex since puberty
>stop watching porn omg

How do you even go about getting a job in canada/nz/aus

girlfriend said I could shag her up the arse cause she' didn't get me anything for valentines day

What does this have to do with British culture?

really massive fat cunts ruin this theory

He is rich?

The man who killed Hitler and then killed the Bigfoot

gonna ring up the ex and say "you're so hot and smart and chill i want to breed with you" and then see what happens

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Just apply for a job lol

Doctor: You have candice
You: what’s Candice!?
Doctor: Candice nutz go in your mouth?

cat tug

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He's no billionaire but he does alright

Chain her up then lube up your fist

>rich
>famous
?
And isn't he a roided up manlet with a real gigachad brother?

looooool

*insert english tea stuff*

don't breed its immoral

*tugs your knickers off*

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Don’t worry, bruce
His ex isn’t real

youtube.com/watch?v=3ZUf3ZYFuso
Oh boy these comments I never knmew he was a manlet lmao

>Asians are more attractive than white women
>pictures of J-pop and K-pop stars with skin-lightening makeup and blepharoplasties to look white prove this
hmmm

Wonder how who the oldest person on this site is.

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Would love to emigrate to New Zealand but I’ve never been there before nor know anyone there so it’s a bit of a risk if it goes tits up
Looks nice though

So

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God I wish that were me

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At the airport, lads

god i love watermelons

NEED zooper doopers

Based

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youtube.com/watch?v=VzA8D3iYK7A

He was also a "dancer" in a gay pride parade.

thoughts on plastic surgery

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Where you going?

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when did /brit/ die?

How tall is The Golden One then?

>/brit/ thread (for Great Britain)
>87% of all posts are asian women

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2014

>be white
>need plastic surgery at the age of 30

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Might shop at Woolies this week

is this bait?

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What one are you?

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might look at pictures of asian women

imagine running to syria getting your minge spaffed in by smelly arabs losing 2 kids and wanting to bring your 3rd one back to the UK, i say we should let her back in under the rule she has to be my gf

To your mum's

internship interview tomorrow lads

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She's 22

starting to think that "skinnyfat" is just code word for "Normal"

builtfat

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Pizza delivery toil approacheth

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i forgot to remember to forget

eating a burger

between skinny fat and built fat, have been working out and steadily losing bf% for the last couple of months

Brits don’t have laws protecting against cruel and unusual punishment?

whats on it

skinny

glad my schools never did anything about valentines so i couldn't be rejected

how do i get pic related muscle? I want to be agile and not bulky, but still have muscle

t. skinny

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don't mind toil desu

big fan of white women such as, for example, natashi kinski in her prime

At the moment? Skinnyfat
Usually? Between skinny and skinnyfat, i.e. the perfect body type

have you seen
youtube.com/watch?v=fjjzVbTBF8o

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onions jalepenos cheese and hot sauce

If the left hate our history, loathe our heroes and despise everything British - why are they still here?

just how bad are oral steroids

*nastassja

chubby fat

they know they have it too well off

he's just very dry

skinny

Auschwitz mode.

tfw no jihadi bride valentine

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