Describe the average German's day

Describe the average German's day

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Wake up, have a soy sausage on toast for breakfast, drop your wife off at the refugee camp where she volunteers as a sexual emergency assistant, head back home in your volkswagon to work on your newest mutt meme and spend the rest of the day posting on Jow Forums

>wake up at 10
>lay in bed until 11:30
>shower
>eat
>browse Jow Forums until 3 in the morning
>only interrupt for shitting, pissing or eating
>go to sleep
>repeat

Basicly this but i go to university in the morning and in the evening i start drinking

make the 11:30 14:30 and cancel the shower then it's me

>Wake up at 8:00
>Brush teeth,have a shower and dress up
>After this have breakfast at 8:15
>Leave the house exactly at 8:35
>Get to work at 8:55 exactly five minutes earlier
>Stare at your coworkers and given them a guten morgen
>Work
>Lunch break at 12:15 to 1:00
>Eat lunch, potatoes. Stare at a window, refugees are burning down cars again "ya I gezt we haz to workz harder on das integration ya?"
>Ya ya ya ya ya
>Work,work,work
>Leave at 5:00 pm
>Arrive at home and turn on television,look at television with your family
>That was a funny joke he says
>Nein everybody responds *chuckle
>Eat dinner at 7:00
>Wantz to make sex?
>Ya
>Lay on top of Girlfriend,ya ya ya ta das ist gut
>Girlfriend lays there motionless and the guy looks bored and uninspired like he's waiting to die
>Finish sex exactly at 7:55,5 minutes before dressing up for bed
>Go to bed at 8:30
>Think about work
>Fall asleep

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train to conquer poland again

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literally me

Germans are corrupt.Why would you want to ask how their day is.

Wake up
Drive to Work
Work a few hours
Drive Home
Come here for the rest of the day

>Work all day
>Go home to play a work simulator "game".

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>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little (makeup)
>Grab a brush and put a little
>Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
>Hide the scars to fade away the
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>Here you go create another fable
>You wanted to
>Grab a brush and put a little makeup
>You wanted to
>Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
>You wanted to
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>You wanted to
>I don't think you trust
>In, my, self righteous suicide
>I, cry, when angels deserve to die, die

>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little (makeup)
>Grab a brush and put a little
>Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
>Hide the scars to fade away the
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>Here you go create another fable
>You wanted to
>Grab a brush and put a little makeup
>You wanted to
>Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
>You wanted to
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>You wanted to
>I don't think you trust
>In, my, self righteous suicide
>I, cry, when angels deserve to die
>In, my, self righteous suicide
>I, cry, when angels deserve to die
>Father, father, father, father
>Father into your hands, I commend my spirit
>Father into your hands
>why have you forsaken me
>In your eyes forsaken me
>In your thoughts forsaken me
>In your heart forsaken, me oh
>Trust in my self righteous suicide
>I, cry, when angels deserve to die
>In my self righteous suicide
>I, cry, when angels deserve to die

kek

watch out theres a laser sight on your flag

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was ist das? nein ist nicht copypaste

Literally and unironically based.

>thats menses

my day
>woke up at 8:00
>work from 9:00 to 18:00
>after went straight to the super market and bought wine
>dinner at 20:00
>now i am here

kill me please

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Not bad desu

I SWEAR i saw those exact replies to the same op (not same pic though) last year
creepy

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It's all dream France
We all sleeping right now
And you are this close to wake up

I am learning german, it sounds cool

>be mixed race black/white fag
>incredible intelligent, autistic
>working in the IT field
>making good money
>can't get along with blacks, arabs, since i'm too autistic, fitting more in white german communities
>at the same time will never fit 100% in
>work 9 hours, eat, shit, listen to engine sounds like it is music
>go to sleep
>repeat
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if you spend enough time on Jow Forums it becomes groundhog day

get gassed

that's what I do all day
wish I had some blonde pussy to breed and make sons with to conquer the planet,though

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my day:
>woke up around 6:00 - 7:00
>wörk from 9:00 to 17:00
>go to discounter buy some shit food for less then 2€
>diner so around 19:00
>sit on pc till 23:00
>go to bed around 23:30
>cry until i fall asleep

;-(

hello friend

>Get up at 16:00
>Shower, brish, get dressed
>Go to psychotherapy at 18:00
>20:30 get back home
>now Im here

The ride never ends

Euro Truck simulator is fucking based man

Please be train driver...!?