Describe the average German's day
Describe the average German's day
Wake up, have a soy sausage on toast for breakfast, drop your wife off at the refugee camp where she volunteers as a sexual emergency assistant, head back home in your volkswagon to work on your newest mutt meme and spend the rest of the day posting on Jow Forums
>wake up at 10
>lay in bed until 11:30
>shower
>eat
>browse Jow Forums until 3 in the morning
>only interrupt for shitting, pissing or eating
>go to sleep
>repeat
Basicly this but i go to university in the morning and in the evening i start drinking
make the 11:30 14:30 and cancel the shower then it's me
>Wake up at 8:00
>Brush teeth,have a shower and dress up
>After this have breakfast at 8:15
>Leave the house exactly at 8:35
>Get to work at 8:55 exactly five minutes earlier
>Stare at your coworkers and given them a guten morgen
>Work
>Lunch break at 12:15 to 1:00
>Eat lunch, potatoes. Stare at a window, refugees are burning down cars again "ya I gezt we haz to workz harder on das integration ya?"
>Ya ya ya ya ya
>Work,work,work
>Leave at 5:00 pm
>Arrive at home and turn on television,look at television with your family
>That was a funny joke he says
>Nein everybody responds *chuckle
>Eat dinner at 7:00
>Wantz to make sex?
>Ya
>Lay on top of Girlfriend,ya ya ya ta das ist gut
>Girlfriend lays there motionless and the guy looks bored and uninspired like he's waiting to die
>Finish sex exactly at 7:55,5 minutes before dressing up for bed
>Go to bed at 8:30
>Think about work
>Fall asleep
train to conquer poland again
literally me
Germans are corrupt.Why would you want to ask how their day is.
Wake up
Drive to Work
Work a few hours
Drive Home
Come here for the rest of the day
>Work all day
>Go home to play a work simulator "game".
>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little (makeup)
>Grab a brush and put a little
>Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
>Hide the scars to fade away the
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>Here you go create another fable
>You wanted to
>Grab a brush and put a little makeup
>You wanted to
>Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
>You wanted to
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>You wanted to
>I don't think you trust
>In, my, self righteous suicide
>I, cry, when angels deserve to die, die
>Wake up
>Grab a brush and put a little (makeup)
>Grab a brush and put a little
>Hide the scars to fade away the (shakeup)
>Hide the scars to fade away the
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>Here you go create another fable
>You wanted to
>Grab a brush and put a little makeup
>You wanted to
>Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup
>You wanted to
>Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?
>You wanted to
>I don't think you trust
>In, my, self righteous suicide
>I, cry, when angels deserve to die
>In, my, self righteous suicide
>I, cry, when angels deserve to die
>Father, father, father, father
>Father into your hands, I commend my spirit
>Father into your hands
>why have you forsaken me
>In your eyes forsaken me
>In your thoughts forsaken me
>In your heart forsaken, me oh
>Trust in my self righteous suicide
>I, cry, when angels deserve to die
>In my self righteous suicide
>I, cry, when angels deserve to die
kek
watch out theres a laser sight on your flag
was ist das? nein ist nicht copypaste
Literally and unironically based.
>thats menses
my day
>woke up at 8:00
>work from 9:00 to 18:00
>after went straight to the super market and bought wine
>dinner at 20:00
>now i am here
kill me please
Not bad desu
I SWEAR i saw those exact replies to the same op (not same pic though) last year
creepy
It's all dream France
We all sleeping right now
And you are this close to wake up
I am learning german, it sounds cool
>be mixed race black/white fag
>incredible intelligent, autistic
>working in the IT field
>making good money
>can't get along with blacks, arabs, since i'm too autistic, fitting more in white german communities
>at the same time will never fit 100% in
>work 9 hours, eat, shit, listen to engine sounds like it is music
>go to sleep
>repeat
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if you spend enough time on Jow Forums it becomes groundhog day
get gassed
that's what I do all day
wish I had some blonde pussy to breed and make sons with to conquer the planet,though
my day:
>woke up around 6:00 - 7:00
>wörk from 9:00 to 17:00
>go to discounter buy some shit food for less then 2€
>diner so around 19:00
>sit on pc till 23:00
>go to bed around 23:30
>cry until i fall asleep
;-(
hello friend
>Get up at 16:00
>Shower, brish, get dressed
>Go to psychotherapy at 18:00
>20:30 get back home
>now Im here
The ride never ends
Euro Truck simulator is fucking based man
Please be train driver...!?