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In honour of Valentine's Day I've got out the acoustic guitar and microphone and am willing to sing tender love songs to /brit/. Any requests?

this meme definitely puts you at about the same age as mark

the grandparents have went to benidorm every year since the 70s

I'M FEELING IT

you're not getting either

Any niggers online?

acid enema - holocaust reborn

ROARING

alabama nigger

Zoomer map
Real kings played Der Riese or Five

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Based they should be chancellor of the exchequer none of these well-read twats

there's nothing wrong with fat shaming

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
HES BROWSING /brit/ ON VALENTINE'S DAY
AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOOK AT YOU, VIRGIN FREAK EXTRAORDINAIRE AHAHAHA

its just that simple

Gonna get pissed at the waterside. Londonderry has some good pubs

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>OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>HES BROWSING /brit/ ON VALENTINE'S DAY
>AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA LOOK AT YOU, VIRGIN FREAK EXTRAORDINAIRE AHAHAHA

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>waaah schizo made me look foolish
call the waaahmublance, cunt

>national emergency incoming, wall time soon

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blog on neurotypical

Neither of those songs are true romantic songs so I shan't be singing them

was no good areas to stay in five though. ascension and der reise were the best desu

nothing more hilarious than people who think the wall isn't just a distraction to real issues
as if the richest country in the world can't build a fucking border wall virtually overnight

wonderwall

getting my daily dose of joe rogan

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4'33"

listening to Nothing Has BEen Proved by Dusty Springfield on my Hi-Fi

He HAS to do it if he wants a hope of reelection. Anything they deploy against him would have to be worse than outright defeat.

I never got ascension, stopped getting the DLCs after the one with the WAW maps for BO.

>switch to a british tv channel

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Need morphine

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it's also a democratic country that has checks and balances
if trump wants to build a wall and the democrats want to ban walls, there's an impasse
besides, a literal wall is a dumb idea, anyone can climb a ladder
the money should be spent on anti-illegal immigration propaganda and targeting people smugglers

bent virgin

going to make ASMR videos

mark has bad taste in zoomer games

what did you do on valentine's day user?
well i shit post about trump and the wall on Jow Forums

first, walls actually work and the democRATs and republicans are on the same side
this is literally all just theatre

something wrong with your TV mate it's all blurry

missed out. was well good.

took one to the jaw

What's the fucking point

Rude, mean and uncalled for.

Eh, I didn't like the direction it seemed to be going with weird map features and non-zombie enemies. Der Riese had the right mix, it could just have been bigger and better-looking as a map.

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Why aren't you allowed to comment about old fat pictures of girls who are no longer fat? You're not insulting them NOW.

Statistically speaking when talking to a yank he is either Mexican or Somali

find something worth believing in
dont be a garbage person

now you have a point

A border wall would be ineffective but the shutdown over the whole fiasco has apparently cost the American economy significantly more than the cost of building it.

walls work in some instances
but the usa-mexican border is 1000+ miles long
you just can't patrol and maintain the effectiveness of a barrier that big
doesn't matter how high that wall is, i'd be over it in less than a week
just go at night with a ladder and pick a spot not being patrolled

Alri alri hold up just a minute you got a license for that gf?

how's gf2019 coming lads

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just wanked so don't care

based

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might have to get me one of these soon
been hearing mice scampering about in the night and finding mouseholes

It wouldn't be ineffective. The wall works as intended in Israel, despite Arabs (rightfully so) wanting to aloha snackbar them

pretty shite

let him in dude

Fuck you!

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could be on the cards

At the boarding gate, lads

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Wish I was a male JAV star lads.

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Israel's border is like a mile long you dunce

mad ting

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where you off to?

at age of 28 as a dateless virgin I have accepted that I will never have a gf

she sits out there and stares but when i open the door she runs away haha

What kind of pet shop is filled with rambunctious yahoos and hot jazz music at 1am?

bit reckless
youtube.com/watch?v=Ujw2mHAkpOA

Your mum's

how does this even happen

short jewish girl has ghosted me lads

i could do with that
bet the NHS doesnt offer it though
twats

A little bit derivative, but at least it's a romantic tune

vocaroo.com/i/s1vhNnzUJcjL

Which Inbetweener are you most like lads?

I'm a Will for sure.

Jews should be killed

the wall works when it's patrolled and has sentries and that
you can't do that for a 1200 mile wall
even with lights, cctv with night vision, you'd need a thousand guys on duty
that would make a difference but not as big a difference as if you'd spent all that money on persuading mexicans not to come illegally and cracking down on people smugglers

Would you even feel like the same person though?

just banter innit

I'm that lad who they meet in the film who went on a lads holiday by himself and desperately tries to join any gang of lads he passes before drinking himself to death alone in the hotel

no, thats the point

ugly short unpopular etc, you think wow weird i'm 16 and not had a gf when most people do same at 18 uni etc u are like hmm i know i'm a bit weird but this is getting ridiculously eventually u just realise u aren't like other people and other people don't like you

>hope of getting re-elected
Lol

I recommend to try at least once talk to a female and see what happens

absolute choon lads
youtube.com/watch?v=T13Ovuu0jf0

neil

Ah yes, forgot that Hamas gave up because the strictest border security in the world meant that they couldn’t get rockets in anymore.

absolutely FUMING with the gf lads

once again, she's left a powerpoint until the night before for her journal club at uni and she 'doesn't even understand the paper'

the same thing happened two weeks ago and I had a long chat with her about getting work done in plenty of time and not leaving things til the last minute and she's done it again

what's more, for her last presentation she did shit and the best of the two is marked so she said she'd try extra hard for this one

so angry at her

is it reasonable to dump a bird because they're not going to be successful?

how much effort did you put in