/cum/

If humans came from apes. Then how come I can't fuck an ape and have an offspring?

Checkmate creationists

Fuck niggers.

Jaja puto

That's weird Paypal just cancelled my account for being inactive

Have you ever tried?

what if russia and china were just puppet states for their rules, the mongols

want a jewish gf please

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and fuck trump

It feels strange to consider myself Native American since I usually think of them as pic-related.

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This chink sitting next to me in class just farted

did you laugh

What does Asian fart smell like?

Describe the smell.

fuck you germanic fk
yeah, i don't understand why the fuck it still exists. i just wanted to have a new account with my email that i've had since forever but i guess i'm gonna have to create a new for my paypal acc
>tfw you try to spell your weird email address on the phone for like 6 minutes
>tfw you have to explain you have 4 names and they can't pronounce none of them

I thought Trump against niggers, m*xicans and jews.

just farted in class. Some idiot was sitting next to me

trump doesnt hate black people

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rbth.com/science_and_tech/2016/02/23/its-official-native-americans-and-siberians-are-cousins_569517

WE WUZ RUSSIANS N SHIET

Describe the smell.

rice

What about hillary?

Hillary is not human

I keep getting voice mails from old women for some reason.

youtube.com/watch?v=_2quiyHfJQw
>Roomie is picking up a pack of cider, and some stuff to cook dinner.
>The flowers I got her are chilling in the fridge.
Not that bad of a v day, even though I don't have a gf.

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she very much hates black people
youtu.be/j0uCrA7ePno

No
Smelled more like poo than usual

He got up and left the room for s few minutes. He’s back now

calling my grandson at the moment. Keeps sending me to the voice mails. I just want to hear his voice

Is that Sarah?

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That's funny.

no.

t-thanks

Shut the fuck up

>tfw my grandparents all passed away at least 4.5 years ago

Wtf I love hillary now

A bit gay

I don't really know rock. Whats the next level after slipknot? I like Marilyn Manson too.

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Sodom

im gonna start with agent orange

Sometimes when my grandparents were alive I'd call just so they'd get to talk to one of their grandkids. It means a lot to them.

It didn’t lol

youtu.be/eFuWUClSOxE

Sometimes I feel like my brain is overloading, like an overstimulation.

Fuck off

Just try metallica

mayhem

lol you didn't know my grandparents. the ones on my dad's side would spend hours looking for the right books or presents to get people on the holidays

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I wish I could enjoy Metallica like I did back in 9th grade. Now it sounds boring.

Just a play
Societal pressure

They should’ve drop two nukes in Germany instead

should've dropped two on the united kingdom desu

goth rock.
youtube.com/watch?v=f-HDiQFt7WY

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What do you think about this painting?

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Spooky

Nothing wrong with Metallica.

Literally this

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Prog rock is the best btw

not a fan of art after the 1800s

If anyone in your family actually cared about you they’d have smashed your head in with a rock before you could walk.

Guess what kind of restaurant I’m at

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edgelord

Im so happy that Elsa in FINNISH :3.

Mexicrement food

edmonton.craigslist.org/for/d/edmonton-vibrators/6813531903.html
hmmmm...

She’s not mongolian

Das rite

The dike couple down the bar just knocked a giant margarita glass onto the floor

everything's okay now

A girl just asked me if I wanted to go out with her on Saturday
She also said she wants to pay
Hmm

Are they fat?

Additional information: I’m 21 and she’s 26

red flag

She’s hot and has a nice car
Maybe she wants to cheat on her husband

No. Just white trash and intoxicated.

Also, rate.

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Cuck him so

looks good
reminds me of that other mexican dish

Hello, is there a friend of Norway in here? I need to ask for a favor.

Is it weird for a male to date a younger female? 5+ age gap? Or at what age does it get weird?

I said yes
Me and the 26 year old are gonna go to a nice sushi place later
Maybe I should offer to pay when the bills comes

Which?

Do you want your peepee sucked? Getting tired of going to help instead of them coming to me.

i don't want to date anyone and furthermore i have concluded that it would be unethical for me to date anyone

youtube.com/watch?v=noDVmAW4qeM

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ex gfs mom is mad at her for dumping me and asked me to try to get back with her

Not exactly.
/norgetråden/ isn't going so well these days, during the nights. It appears we don't have enough neets who will be up all night, so it oftentimes 404 during the night. I'd like to ask you for this grand favour, to help one of your best allies (the 9 eyes), to bump our thread so that it does not 404. Would you please?

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for what reason?

My mom said I should at least help be a surrogate so my biological clock doesn’t cause me to go insane from not having a kid

why don't you just make one when you wake up?

You should be overly polite and cordial. Upsell how great you are, it will make it sting all the more.

But I don't speak norwegian and you guys don't anime post enough for me to care to lurk and learn like /polska/ and /mämmi/

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