Me? I'm a pan-European national socialist

>he doesn't help his bros to stretch before and after working out
You sound pretty gay to me mate

>from lisbon to vladivostok, the new national socialist states that will rule the world with the order of the universe

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What a cringe fest ITT

>Why yes, we do Believe the rightful border between Germany and Poland should be the Oder-Niesse, how could you tell?

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6 weeks

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Red and basedpilled

2 world wars

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2 Post WW Occupations (1919, 1945-47)

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All of this

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At least we had a noteworthy colonial empire

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Germany is gay

Denmark is straight and awesome

>founders of fance were german
>most famous frenchman was italian

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>pan-european
>nationalist

Almost as cringey as "white nationalist".

> get paid German rate welfare in Euro for sitting at home

I could get behind this

>founders of fance were german
No. Pic related is from Essone, Ile-de-France, the most French region of France/Former French Kingdom. Also
>pushing the WE WUZ FRANKISH'N'SHEIIIIT again

>most famous frenchman was italian
see >foundation of Germany was because of France
>Most famous german was Austro-Hungarian

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is russia evropean?

yeh

>foundation of Germany was because of France
Based. If France wouldn't have had an autistic shitfit the german reich may have never existed. Thanks for letting us use Versailles for that special occasion.

Good times.

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woah woah, slow down your butthurt, pierre
>someone is french if he borned on french soil
sure

France is straight, awesome and lovely
unlike Germany

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is it opposite day again?

no

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BASED

eww, cringe

>6 weeks
explain this one. why is the frog smug about 6 weeks?

cooperation of the EVROPEAN fatherlands, no superstate
and lazy people get sent to work camps

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i knew it's opposite day today

i hate all of you!

That’s some gay shit

Unironically the Best picture ever taken to Represent the Birth was once again… In France kek

>If France wouldn't have had an autistic shitfit the german reich may have never existed.
Wrong, Prussia was already having a great influence toward the German people and there's Nothing Austria could do about it, soon or later the southern German states would have Fallen and annexed by agreement or Force by Prussia (Norddeutscher Bund). We just happen to randomly accelerate the process because some retard couldn't read your language right.

STOP BEING NICE, THEN I CAN'T BE AN ASSHOLE TOWARDS YOU

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The Swastika should be the EU flag

Ah, some good old teutonic humor

German (and Italian) nationalism was born during the French spergouts under Napoleon
without the Napoleonic wars, Prussia wouldn't have gotten ahold of the Rhineland (which was previously mainly ecclestial land) and therefore probably wouldn't have been strong enough to defeat Austria

The decisive victory over france is what gave the prussians the political capital to unite all of the german states. And even then they only would accept a german emperor, not an emperor of germany. If prussia would have united the states by force it would have been much more divided socially and politically and would not have been a great european power.
All this because you got butthurt over a telegram.

you can do it anyway, user, i believe in you!

>Why yes, we do Believe that a Good Germany is a Germany partionned betwen France, UK, US and Russia, how did you know?

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instead of making exclaves why not use this map?

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>2

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t. butthurt pole whose country hasn't been more than an afterthought of what it once was since 1795

>Slesvig, Holsten & Lauenborg danish once again
>Dutch territory expanded to increase to the other frisian heartlands
What an amazing idea!

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i believe it was the occupation of paris by the newly formed german empire at the end of the franco prussian war.