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this is the virgin generation

If you twice suggest a time to a girl to go out and she says she's busy both times WHILE ALSO not suggesting a new time, dump it. She doesn't view you as her equal.

moving to john o groats

blog on

I'm a member of the ______ generation

youtube.com/watch?v=3JOl3YaDCQI

what are some good topics of conversation with the workfu at lunch tomorrow

man do road

women are so arrogant to think they are above me

more the The Poos

not true

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The kalergi plan

apex legends

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put in work or get put in the dirt

netflix n that

Keats and Yeats are on my side

Quarian sweat glands

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am 21 lads, am I a nonce if I shag a 16 year old? and should I?

How do Scottish girls smell like?

bill it up

I have a Scottish gf

please respond

Haddock

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battered mars bars and buckfast

research the law and go for it

fucking this

I know it's legal, but am I a nonce?

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it's "What" not "How"

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Off to toil lads

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literally no
but i imagine some people may feign outrage about such a thing

Can you lads post some belter poetry yeah nice one

if commies don't believe in private property does that mean it's ok for me to steal from them

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bet harvey does some proper stinky tard poos

so how do I acquire a scot gf, you scots must have gfs

absolutely incredulous that this woman is still in the news all the time

Kerry Katona dropped off the face of the earth.
Jodie Marsh did the same.

These bimbos are supposed to fade into obscurity once their looks have vanished and their reality tv shite ends.
How is Katie Price still going?

probably does it in his pants and when Jordan smells it she's like UH HARVEY!

help i'm autistic

only communication i've had from my gf all day is her asking for my bank details so she can rent a movie on my amazon

harveyyyy!

no bc u if u steal something then it becomes urs brainlet

don't know who katie price is

Hans fallada

don't like this

hello u cunt

women are nice and evil at the same time
like if you're pissing a guy off he'll call you a dickhead and punch you
piss a girl off and she'll date your best friend

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blog on

cant enjoy my evening due to job interview anxiety

piss offffffff

a punctured bicycle
on a hillside desolate

all brainlets and bloggers to be shot ON SITE

is phenibut legal in the uk

watch a film or something to take your mind off it xx

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1549987773289.webm

doubt it this country is a nanny state

What film is that from?

on the train home today was imagining what I would do if I was going to throw myself in front of a train once I got to the station
1) text my colleague to let him know not to wait for me in the morning
2) write a note on my phone and take off the password
3) leave phone on the platform
4) grand finale, jump

anyone else do this lads

but we cannot cling to the old dreams anymore
no we cannot cling to those dreams

it's "on sight", not "on site"
brainlet.

To whores of babylon we've flocked
The natural and the good are mocked
Reality is real no more
As real it was I days of yore

The man and woman, see, transformed!
That that we once were is scorned
Our forebears forgot, their names defaced
The human soul has been replaced

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don't remember a time when i wasn't miserable

wow look lads he posted it again

retard

looks like terry davies

youtube.com/watch?v=S7WVzMIyCl8

won't get none of your CDs back

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I hope this is some meta shitposting and not just that you genuinely didn't realise the pun in on site (on website)

Dark Passage

what about when you were a kid

fucking this

I do, I was 13 playing Halo 2 with the last friend I had.

>i was just pretending to be retarded

politics.stackexchange.com/questions/38734/is-there-a-benefit-to-limiting-immigration-to-the-uk
having a read

2 double Jameson’s and a guiness down the hatch

A bunch of young men all dressed in black dancing extremely aggressively on stage
It made me feel so intimidated and it's just not what I expect to see on prime time TV

any of you shagged a 16 year old? decent lay?

Thanks lad, shall download now

I'm going now, you'll find me when
We nurture hope in honest men

Actually think that is Northern Irish should be independent from both the U.K. and Ireland and form our own separate nation

ok chaps
I've got some Dunn River hot sauce with me and I'm determined to use it up.

I went Aldi yesterday and bought their chicken wings and by ALLAH it was bland as fuck.

I'm being posh and going to Tesco now to purchase something I can use my hot sauce on.
What would you recommend?

gonna play anthem

>Immigration has been a great benefit to the UK overall. It increases prosperity for all, creates new jobs, helps staff public services like the NHS without putting undue load on them, and contributes additional tax income. There is little evidence to suggest that it increases crime levels or has any other negative impact, beyond a little bit of pressure on jobs at the very bottom of the pay scale which is offset by the huge overall gains.

is this true

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yes that is you

And when you want to live
how'd you start?
where'd you go?
who'd you need to know?

no

is he ok