What is the most spoken language in Heaven?
What is the most spoken language in Hell?
What is the most spoken language in Heaven?
Hebrew or Aramaic probably
Apparently they all speak 13th century florentine
>What is the most spoken language in Hell?
Japanese
french
german
>in """"heaven"""" they speak the language of the dark ages, latin
>in """"hell"""" we be chillin speaking esperanto as the multicultural free thinkers we are
French
Chinese
Spanish (most spoken language of Christian peoples)
Chinese (most spoken language of devil worshippers and non-believers)
I wonder what the most popular political ideology is in Hell
>heaven
Arabic
>hell
Mandarin
Heaven: arabic
Hell: English
correct answer
t. god
>In Heaven everyone is supposed to speak like a speech impaired NigeRRRRian
Well, a good thing I'm a sinner then.
French
Danish
Cantonese
Cantonese
Everyone gets a complimentary in-ear translator included in their gift bag (handed out upon entry by various apostles).
probably some old ass dialect or proto language, but then again, assuming they're real, most dead people are from the modern era onwards i'd guess, so probably not.
italian
arabic
English(UK)
D*tch
>In heaven
Hebrew and Lithuanian
>In hell
Russian and German
>hell
Hebrew
>heaven
Arabic
I thought about this recently and realized that if christianity is true then hell is just filled with every asian and muslim person in history. Its like a giant foul-smelling chinatown down there with roosters running around and arabic pop music blasting from rickety speakers. Meanwhile heaven is full of mayo ass crackers, spics, and africans. Tbh it would be difficuly to pick one.
arabic is the ugliest language
very gutural
underrated
Yeah I was just meme'ing, not sure if it's the ugliest or anything, but I agree it's not pleasing to listen to.
If it exists in the hell and in the heaven English and Chinese would be domaniant ones
Heaven sounds more fun in this case
Like a Caribbean holiday
based virgil
So basically hell is Blade Runner?
>hell
Any slavic language
>heaven
Finnish