What is the most spoken language in Heaven?

What is the most spoken language in Heaven?
What is the most spoken language in Hell?

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Hebrew or Aramaic probably

Apparently they all speak 13th century florentine

>What is the most spoken language in Hell?
Japanese

french

german

>in """"heaven"""" they speak the language of the dark ages, latin
>in """"hell"""" we be chillin speaking esperanto as the multicultural free thinkers we are

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French
Chinese

Spanish (most spoken language of Christian peoples)

Chinese (most spoken language of devil worshippers and non-believers)

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I wonder what the most popular political ideology is in Hell

>heaven
Arabic
>hell
Mandarin

Heaven: arabic
Hell: English

correct answer

t. god

>In Heaven everyone is supposed to speak like a speech impaired NigeRRRRian
Well, a good thing I'm a sinner then.

French
Danish

Cantonese

Cantonese

Everyone gets a complimentary in-ear translator included in their gift bag (handed out upon entry by various apostles).

probably some old ass dialect or proto language, but then again, assuming they're real, most dead people are from the modern era onwards i'd guess, so probably not.

italian
arabic

English(UK)
D*tch

>In heaven
Hebrew and Lithuanian
>In hell
Russian and German

>hell
Hebrew

>heaven
Arabic

I thought about this recently and realized that if christianity is true then hell is just filled with every asian and muslim person in history. Its like a giant foul-smelling chinatown down there with roosters running around and arabic pop music blasting from rickety speakers. Meanwhile heaven is full of mayo ass crackers, spics, and africans. Tbh it would be difficuly to pick one.

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arabic is the ugliest language
very gutural

underrated

Yeah I was just meme'ing, not sure if it's the ugliest or anything, but I agree it's not pleasing to listen to.

If it exists in the hell and in the heaven English and Chinese would be domaniant ones

Heaven sounds more fun in this case
Like a Caribbean holiday

based virgil

So basically hell is Blade Runner?

>hell
Any slavic language
>heaven
Finnish