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The Notorious RBG edition

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(((BURG)))

Thoughts on the future leader of the free world?

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>balding at 23
What's even the fucking point of living?

fuck my pussy with a rake mom

(((Notorious)))
Poop

>free
Reminder that Winnie the Pooh is banned in China

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low t shrimp dick sea urchin

>training at my new job
>qt3.14 grill walks into room
>muster up the will to speak
>ask her if she works at service desk
>she says yeah
>'i'll be working in meats. i'm user'
>"oh okay'
>doesn't even tell me her name
>apparently hates me without even introduction
>fukinroasties.bin
>mfw

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thinkgen about making another shit thread what should i make?

who would EVER want to date someone that works in meats

Wonder what she wants

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This man comes up to you and says
>准备收回台湾,AKA合法的中国粘土”
How do you respond?
Nothing wrong with that you dumb nigger

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"why are white americans the only masculine white people left in the world"

>incel logic
If you had the roles reversed/inverted, and an ugly hambeast introduced themselves, you wouldn't GAF either

men who know meats are chads.
make one about Brazilians throwing poop

You overthink things too much. Just call her a cunt and get on with your day. There are literally millions upon millions of girls out there. You're really gonna let one get you down?

Was waiting for class and the girl I set next to asked if I wanted to get coffee with her
I said yes

I shit out a blood clot today. Is that normal?

when cute girls are rude i always assume they don't like me because im attracted to them even if i didnt say anything to indicate it. like if i look at their cute face for a millisecond more i think that it intimidates them.

Buds there’s this cute Asian girl on the bus and I want to talk to her, but I don’t know what to do
Please gib advice

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hovv many /cum/ thread do you think have ever been made?

Anyone else here simply not give a shit about getting a gf? I've never made the first move, and any girl who's shown interest in me just ends up rejected. Like, I like the idea of it for a while, but after giving it some thought, I just don't want to deal with the hassle and stop talking to them. So many wasted opportunities, but I don't even give a fuck desu.

Drank coffee with my female friend and had a fun conversation

Please help

Fuck off Chads

sorry
i only date vegetarians
how do you respond?

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Are you white?

>twitter.com/trixiemattel/status/840109650821365760
wtf is this even from i dont get it

No but then again I've been peeing blood orange for awhile. I think maybe it's just the lighting though when I use public restrooms it's not as disgusting looking

I’m black, it we’ve made eye contact a total of 3 times
I think this means she’s interested

approximately 9,000
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it means she thinks you're gonna rape her

bought to bgy 250 dollars more of drugs boys
need someone to sell to

youtube.com/watch?v=YulZ2Szdd4Y
Skip to 6:05

Go for it, but tread carefully, brother. Asian women are self-haters who only date for social status. If you're not white, your chances with an Asian girl are significantly lowered.

Girls who make the first move are unattractive to me

Really? I get an ego boost out of it, but I lose motivation the second I start thinking about having to spend time with her and buy her shit lel.

based

I've seen guys who look good despite it.

tfw your hair isn't growing back after a haircut at the rate it used to

damn /brit/ ha 36 837

helo frens. toda i brin you tidins of gret joy. i hav tekan pruzak pills of my pruskriptshun, and now no ned to mastabet. tank you frens.

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same lol
i have no problem with temporarily losing my libido as i have no wife

>go to Jow Forums
>the front page is all frogpostershit

fuck off

She did look a bit worried when I looked at her


Hmmm
Well it’s worth a shot

>sorry
>i only date vegetarians
>how do you respond?
Ok retard byebye

>otou-san bought clementines
>call them mikans
>shirobuta otouto calls me a baka

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nigga if you're for real you shouldn't be posting that shit on 4channel. it'll be here forever in the archives, and security agencies are known to browse in search of school shooters and political thoughtcrime. ur gonna get caught

>How do you respond?

动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

at least wish her a happy valentine's day

Pass him this note and walk away :^)

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every post i make on this forum is a joke

it's satire

>I’m black
haha sux 2 be you huh

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yall just got PRANKED
i was only PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
(just kidding)

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*SWAT team breaks down your door, shoots your dog, and burns you alive inside your house in the name of Freedom(TM)*

Next time think twice about clowning around, punks.

Cringe and bluebpilled

Yeah it sucks, but at least I’m kinda buff so there’s that

his face showed another kind of fatigue, the tormented weariness, the anger and fear of the struggle against a thought, an idea --- against something that cannot be grappled, that never rests --- a shadow, a nothing, unconquerable and immortal, that preys upon life

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Probably about to get a job as a postman lads

How many times have you guys taken a women’s kindness for interest in you?

how old are you? :(

Women are incapable of being genuinely kind if they're not interested in you LOL
Your autism might be unable to detect feigned kindness as such, though

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Man women suck

reddit.com/r/WWU/comments/aqpi4z/any_speed_dating_events_happening_today/
this is how easy it is to get a gf

would you say you are good at sex?

T-Thanks, pewds

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sven is not here
you don't have to pay tribute to him anymore

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the dream valentine
youtube.com/watch?v=ORX5cYM5kmQ

i wonder if i have toxoplasmosis
i used to have a kot when i was a kid

>reddit

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>went to work
>came home
>called my mom
>went to a place a block from work
>ordered some wines, an anchovy pizza and a cocktail
>came home again
>shitpost
Pretty content desu

more like Gay Time LOL

look at this wagie cope haha

>not even late and the thread is already dead
fucking normalfags

Had a good day today, despite the lack of gf

Hey baby what's your sign???

Sagittarius

My breath smells really bad all the sudden

cancer...

stroke

thanks webmd

Tonsilloliths probably heh

What do you mean "You people"?

i believe you have what we in the business call "dickrot"

scorpio

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did u poopoo in ur own mouf

It smells like the springroll I had a few hours ago

It's a hero's journey story, a political drama, has ecological conservationist and anti-expansionist themes, talks about the inevitability of empire, the cost of fighting destiny, blood feuds, and the cost of real politik.
God I fucking love Denis Villeneuve and am so happy he's doing Dune.

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yup... it's dickrot

that is one big gaping hole haha

Idk man it's almost too star studded, I feel like it's going to be disappointing

pussy ass bitch, don't you doubt Denis now
he's never made a bad movie

Prisoners is top tier kino

>oscar isaac is going to be the duke
also should I finish the book? I got midway through it

just restart

it's a medical condition...