/cum/

face reveal

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Carpet bomb it with the n-word

i WANT you to dance with me in front of your computer this very moment /cum/
youtube.com/watch?v=Amzp7W0RkPA

Cute

ploz help me

>with my son
unless you have an incestuous relationship with your mom it's "with her son)

youtube.com/watch?v=WCqaXfFJD9c
Cider after dinner knocked me out for a couple hours. Neck hurts from the couch.

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sure, yeah

drink me, fool

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well, I'll stay the hotel with my mother, and I'll borrow my mother's name to send the mail because it was she who reserved the room but doesn't know English.

Mmmmmm I need sumadat

gross

edmonton.craigslist.org/cpg/6814487705.html
seem like a legit ad lads?

...

What's "lad" stand for?

then yes, write with her son instead

It's mostly good, but you've got a few issues. Here's an edited version:

Dear Hotel Continental Saigon,

This is a message from (my mom's name), staying in your hotel from February 18th to 22th February with my son, (my name).
I'd like to update you on our check-in time. As our flight has been delayed, I'm afraid that our check-in will also be also late.

Our flight number and schedule is as follows:
Vietnam Airline No.303
Departure: Tokyo(Narita) 14:55
Arrival: Hồ Chí Minh City(Tân Sơn Nhất) 19:45

We are genuinely looking forward to visiting Vietnam for the first time and staying in the most historic, most glorious, and most graceful hotel in the country.

Sincerely,

(my mom's name).

Seems good to me

legit advertisement

pretty much

Ah, of course
Thanks for no bully

oh wait, actually i misread your letter
forget everything i said lol

Since it seems as though you already have a reservation of some sorts it should be,

Dear Hotel Continental Saigon.

This email is in regards to a previously booked reservation by (mom's name) for February 18th to 22th. Due to a delay by the airline, I'm afraid that our check-in will late.

Our flight number and schedule is as follows:
Vietnam Airline No.303
Departure: Tokyo (Narita) 14:55
Arrival: Hồ Chí Minh City (Tân Sơn Nhất) 19:45

Our reservation information is as follows:
[if you have a confirmation code or something of that sort include it here]

We're genuinely looking forward to visiting Vietnam for the first time and staying in the most historic, glorious, and graceful hotel in the country and thank you for your understanding.

Sincerely,

(mom's name)

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>glorious

I actually had a good day today, despite being single

>our check-in will late.

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Why are clowns invading this site
Its 2016 all over again

>using "to update"
thanks.

>as our flight has been delayed
thank you but the case is a bit different.
there is no information about the delay of our flight, but the scheduled time of arrival is relatively late, so we'll arrive at the hotel at late night.
so I wrote so.
besides, before reaching hotel we'll go to hochimin's market.

I drank crispin.

I didn't edit that line at all because I would never say something like that. Seems like more of a Japanese cultural thing.

I'm doing it for free don't expect too much quality

>will be late
for the poor jap user

kurva anyatok

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>there is no information about the delay of our flight, but the scheduled time of arrival is relatively late
They don't know this and likely don't care, the point of sending an email is so that they don't void your reservation instead of a deeper explanation our flight has been delayed is an acceptable response

(you)ll always be my fool
youtube.com/watch?v=_iw9yzbUWGM

THE HEAT IS ON IN SAIGON

it's not davido-kun?

*seduces you into taking a sip*

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Cider is great
Angry Orchard is gross

thanks a lot!
my praising words are too much exaggerated?
ah I understand.
thank you.

The best tasting drink (including all non-alcoholic drinks) I've ever had was cherry kriek cider

>there is no information about the delay of our flight
>the scheduled time of arrival is relatively late
A flight whose "arrival is relatively late" would normally be referred to as 'delayed' in English

Oh, you're actually Japanese?
I'm impressed

I think he means it arrives late at night

>davido-kun
Interesting fact someone in my japanese class brought this up at uni once and the (actually japanese) professor watched the video clip and called out the shit translation and basically said that they weren't actually bullying him but that it was overall a pretty unremarkable segment that had only got popular because of the translation

s-stop

>delay
doesn't the verb refer to the situation where something cannot arrive at the destination on time?

Never watched the clip desu

If you do send then correct
>I'm afraid that our check-in will late.
to
>I'm afraid that our check-in will be late.

Other than that it should be a good email I used to have to send these for work before I became a neet.

The most important part is including your confirmation code or booking information if you have it as it will let them move it back to an appropriate time if they need.

yep I'm Jap.
I'm often on in /cum/'s discord

>I'm often on in /cum/'s discord

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>discord
No wonder why you all know each other's names

Fortnite?

the discord is full of people who don't post here anymore. it's irrelevant.

ok, I'll ask my mom about the reservation code. thx.
I'll go to a part-time toil.

Sorry, I totally misunderstood your message, this user is right, I didn't realize what you meant.

youtube.com/watch?v=-RqqXT44veI
Catch a moth, hold it my hand.
Crush it casually.
My, dream.
Kiss, me.

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>implying you can stop THIS
it will be easier if you stop resisting

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>thx
No problem user I was briefly a secretary at a big company before it got shuffled and bought out (by the vietnamese ironically enough) so I had to occasionally send emails to hotels as well as sit on the phone with airlines

If you're interested in a lil English tip, you can remove that ambiguity by saying "late at night" instead of just "late"

>I was briefly a secretary
OMG is there a real life GIRL in /cum/ ?????

>tfw pouring a Corona right now
feels pretty good tbqh (though this means I can't drink if my dad takes me to dinner this weekend)

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user if you would just install flags you would know I'm a manly man, it was a quick temp job my mother got me with a friend (as with my other job)

oh sweet. what a coincidence.
that's why I cannot stop being dependent on Jow Forums.
ok dude. I'll rewrite it

Do you have an innie or an outie?

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mexianon, pls noo
I try not to drink too much.

why not? do you have a weekly alcohol limit?

sweatie it was just a funpost
and i'm not installing redditflags

ate too much pizza and donuts and now my tummy hurts

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Hey guys. Morning!!!!!!

innie

grim

>tfw no gf on valentines day

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hope yr singles-shaming day was at least like any other day, buds
love (You)

youtu.be/HfkMDqijvVs

;_;

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i too, ate too much in one sitting today :(

Calories user I've been losing weight at a nice and steady rate and am almost to where I need to be, I'm not going to stop now, especially since I went light on my running schedule this week (too many normalfags and roasties at the gym even at midnight I guess getting ready for valentines)

we share pain

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didn't know you watch anime, anony.

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*saves you from yourself by going back to the container and to the fridge*
is it true love

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sorry to annoy you many times.
I refined my manuscript by taking in your advice.
Read it please.

Dear Hotel Continental Saigon.

This email is in regards to a previously booked reservation by (my mom's name) for February 18th to 22th with my son, (my name).
Because the airplane which we are to ride is supposed to arrive at Vietnam late at night, I'm afraid that our check-in would be also late.
Our flight number and schedule is as follows:
Vietnam Airline No.303
Departure: Tokyo(Narita) 14:55
Arrival: Hồ Chí Minh City(Tân Sơn Nhất) 19:45
Our reservation information is as follows:
[my data]

We're genuinely looking forward to visiting Vietnam for the first time and staying in the most historic, most glorious, and most graceful hotel in the country.

Sincerely.

(my mom's name)

how the hell have you heard of crispin

is alcohol THAT fattening?

Went to walmart this morning despite it being valentines they had already set up for st patrick's I guess they figured everyone bought their stuff last night if they cared so it's like it never happened, still wish I had a qt bf to spend it with cuddling and watching anime or movies

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hi friend~!
yep, grew up on the stuff lol

I told him about it a moment ago.

Sounds good user

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It collects a decent sized ball of lint every day :)

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how have YOU heard of it

I thought it was just local

I don't understand. Are you saying you love me, user?